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  • Ladies and gentlemen,

  • getting to shoot an international travel show

  • that we call Conan Without Borders

  • has been one of the absolute highlights

  • of my career.

  • I love it. I really do love it.

  • It's also been a great way for me to hide my money

  • in banks all around the world.

  • Here are just a few highlights. Take a look.

  • These are everywhere.

  • This is a Cuban payphone that enables you to make a call,

  • and get your hair permed at the same time.

  • The only problem is it will only call

  • that phone.

  • You just don't see this anywhere else.

  • Whole row of just one product.

  • Vino Seco Sweet Wine El Mundo.

  • We cannot film here?

  • I don't need to, I was just wondering

  • if you had any um... um...

  • Vino Seco El Mundo. Do you have that?

  • Oh, here it is.

  • (singing in Spanish)

  • (speaking Korean)

  • Love you.

  • (speaking Korean)

  • (speaking Korean)

  • This is my stick.

  • Are you going to do that with me?

  • Punish me with that stick.

  • Why you like it?

  • Stop it!

  • Stop liking it?

  • No, no. Stop.

  • You don't understand. My entire fantasy is a stern woman.

  • I don't like you.

  • Can I just say you're the best dressed soldier

  • I've ever seen in my life.

  • Yeah. Like a Janet Jackson backup dancer.

  • It's incredible.

  • He looks amazing.

  • You're in North Korea.

  • I'm in North Korea first.

  • I'm still in South Korea.

  • Oh, congratulations.

  • (Korean pop music)

  • Those gentlemen right there are sheep herders.

  • And I'm disappointed because they're dressed like bouncers.

  • From an East Indian disco.

  • (grandiose music)

  • See, this won't have that much drama.

  • Sona, your natural speaking voice

  • is driving them that way.

  • You're a great herder.

  • (children laugh)

  • Yeah!

  • Yes! He gets me!

  • What is your name?

  • David.

  • It was very nice to meet you.

  • If I'm done shooting maybe later on, I can come by.

  • You don't believe me?

  • Does your family know

  • that you meet strangers on the street,

  • and invite them up to your house for coffee?

  • Do they know about that?

  • I worry about you. I don't want you to do that.

  • I could be crazy, right? Look at me.

  • I could be crazy.

  • I see where this is going.

  • I'm okay with that.

  • The male echidna actually has

  • a four pronged penis.

  • Why?

  • Why not?

  • She's good.

  • [Announcer] Conan O'Brien!

  • Muchos gracias!

  • (speaking Spanish)

  • Trump said you would pay.

  • I will pay nothing. I put this.

  • Huh? No, you can't, no.

  • Oh Ghana, I want to wear a Ghana shirt.

  • What do you think?

  • Oh, it's too small.

  • Another big deal here in Ghana,

  • is having a fantasy coffin.

  • So this is someone who died of type two diabetes.

  • The great thing about this turkey coffin

  • is that you get to be the stuffing.

  • (men laugh)

  • Are you laughing because you like the joke

  • or just to be polite?

  • Polite.

  • (man coughs)

  • Oh, the cough at the end.

  • It's not the cough that carries you off,

  • it's the coffin they carry you off in.

  • I put in my special request.

  • A TV, so I can watch myself for all eternity.

  • Oh, thank you, death.

  • (German music plays)

  • Who hit me in the face?

  • What was that?

  • There are companies throughout Japan

  • that provides fake families

  • for people who are lonely.

  • I am back in my hotel room in Tokyo

  • and I have a family.

  • This is incredible.

  • Could you guys like ramen?

  • Yes, we do.

  • Not me. I like my men cooked.

  • Please tell them to laugh.

  • This is so much better.

  • I'm worried now that if I tell her,

  • oh I just came back from the doctor

  • and I only have a year to live.

  • (women laugh)

  • I'm here to buy your country.

  • Hi, here to buy your country.

  • Good evening, I'm Conan O'Brien

  • and I'm bringing you the latest weather report

  • here in Greenland.

  • (speaking foreign language)

  • There's cold stuff coming.

  • Limoncello!

  • When I'm walking around,

  • I like to yell out random Italian things, you know?

  • (speaking Italian)

  • You keep thinking it's offensive,

  • people just think that I'm Italian.

  • Ragu in a can!

  • Tell him I want a pumpkin spice latte.

  • What I like to do is drive around here.

  • I have very specific music that I like to listen to.

  • Guess what? I looked into it.

  • To play that music would cost us a lot of money.

  • I had the band make us up some music

  • that doesn't cost us anything.

  • (old time stereotypical Italian music plays)

  • You see, this sounds very stereotypical to me.

  • Almost to the point of insulting.

  • I brought some sound effects. You want to listen to those?

  • [Elephant trumpets]

  • But we can also have silence as well, if we want.

  • (crying baby sound plays)

  • Uh-oh. Oh the car stalled, huh?

  • Hold on.

  • (deflating slide whistle sound plays)

  • Can you stop the car for a second?

  • Stop it?

  • Yeah.

  • Just one other thing.

  • Yeah?

  • (fart noises play)

  • (epic music plays)

  • Two quick things.

  • When I did the weather in Greenland, that went out.

  • That was the weather report for Greenland that night.

  • And I walked around the whole next day

  • and people were like, what?

  • What was that?

  • That was a mess.

  • I really did run away on camera.

  • Cause I thought that was the only way out.

  • The other thing I wanted to mention is I went to Armenia

  • with my assistant Sona Movsesian.

  • I have to give Sona a big shout out.

  • She's been a big part of my life

  • these last 11 years.

  • And she is not working with us at the moment,

  • because any day now she will be giving birth to twins.

  • Oh! There she is!

  • Wait a minute! Wait a minute!

  • I didn't know you were here.

  • I thought you were being nice!

  • You told me you couldn't work,