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Olympics.

The most prestigious games you ever will see on Youtube probably today.

What have we got coming up on the T.

C.

Olympics, demonic shootout a thing with hips and the rice race where people put rice in a bowl in a race.

I am chris broad.

I'm your host for this most prestigious games.

And who have we got coming up?

We have six contestants.

123456 from six exotic lands.

The first, of course is a key dearest from America.

Usa, look at her go, there's Toki Doki Emma from Australia with her green watering can, which she loves so dearly Natasha from Singapore who likes to type upside down and do quirky positions.

There's Alex from Malaysia who is well just the coolest by far.

Let's face it Sharla Million from Canada who's wearing the most green shirt I think I've ever seen and of course little giant Suri from Japan with melon bigger than her own head, brilliant.

And today's first game is Ed and mommy's shoe town.

We have to shoot as many pieces of edamame soybeans 50 centimeters away into a mug in one minute.

How many can our contestants get into that mug?

Let's find out.

Alright, I've got my edamame.

I don't have very many.

Hopefully this is enough.

One minute on the clock.

Let's go, Oh my God, this is so hard.

Not off to a great start, admittedly, I'm not kidding.

I got one.

I got one eight seconds.

She's gonna need to wipe this table a lot after this game is over.

What about the animals?

I got three.

Well done Charlotte.

She's set the bar pretty late.

Let's see what our next contestant can do.

I'm just gonna put them on the table because I feel like it's more effective to reach for the end and mommy like this, I'm so nervous.

Oh my God!

Go!

Oh who?

Oh am I even going to get one in?

Can I get one, please?

Come on.

This is harder than I planned for the video to be.

Oh my God shit, Come On!

one.

Oh my God.

Mhm.

And I thought charlotte was bad, It's not going well.

Oh, that was so close.

Oh my God, no.

Oh my God, go on.

Let's not sugarcoat it.

That was a ship show charlotte set the bar light here, Natasha kind of pushed the bar down even further.

Go, tell her you got to lose it up.

Damn it.

No, there must be like a physics to this.

This is hard.

All the edamame beans seem to be going off to the left of the screen, aren't they?

I wonder if there's some sort of scientific reason behind that or if it's just because everyone's rubbish firing Goddammit, karate chops the air, Goddammit!

I got zero.

It says you can have them frozen or boiled you were you were I got zero.

Sorry guys.

Oh dear.

This seems to be getting progressively worse.

We've gone from 3 to 1 to zero.

Not very good, lucky.

Not very good.

Let's see what we can do.

21 go.

Oh that's actually pretty good.

Oh my God, I'm going in my poor bedroom floor.

Goddammit!

Come on guys, where's your, where's your, please?

I'm amazed.

I got one in.

Ah that was good, don't worry, I'm going to wash all these and eat them.

I got 13 seconds.

Go Go seven.

No, no, come on man, I can't believe I got one in.

I'm still excited about it.

Ah Well I got one beat that.

Well somebody has beaten Emma.

Unfortunately this is ridiculous.

I thought charlotte was like going to be the loser.

I made some big assumptions.

Currently she's leading with three.

Let's see what our next contestant can do.

Can someone finally topple charlotte from her number one spot?

It's yuri I hope this will be my lucky charm.

Yeah, it's how is it possible, Tony my house's main message.

This is a really terrifying camera angle as well because the cameras just behind the mug.

So I feel like the end of money coming out of the screen, hitting me in the face like a four D.

Experience.

But again, not a great performance idea.

This is probably a pretty, it's a pretty hard challenge, isn't it?

My result is zero.

That was that was terrible.

What about Alex?

How can Alex do one of all the mugs we've seen so far in this first game.

That is definitely my favorite.

Don't touch me peasant week before she cheating.

She just throw it in.

Ah, disqualified.

Take her points away, shocking behavior.

Some serious miscounting going on here, Alex is quickly losing all credibility.

That is she established in her little morning montage at the start video and one skin that counts, right?

No, no Alex, not four points, zero points.

Disqualified as our first game over Edamame is shootout.

But how did our players do in last place?

Because she got disqualified for cheating on charlotte leading the board in first place with her pitiful number of three edamame soybeans.

Not a great start, is it?

But then again, it was a pretty hard game and one that I don't particularly want to play.

What's our next game?

What we've got lined up.

Its two m hip dash where our contestants have to swivel their way across the floor without using their hands and they have to get their body across the two m line.

Okay, two m hip dash you want to represent?

I'm gonna do this as fast as I can.

Yo look at her go!

I love the commitment.

The fact she's like wrote her legs together like joe is holding her hostage, but look at her go 10 seconds and she's done it in 10 seconds, impressive start.

That was a fast But slide.

What can I say?

Americans were good at.

But sliding, you heard it here.

1st.

Next up is Natasha and she's going incredible speed like a Ferrari of hip dashing seven seconds.

Absolutes toppled our last contestant.

Did I win?

Sure he's off to a good start.

Look at her face, look at her face.

No, I've never seen anything quite as disturbing as this since I've seen the ring.

Thank you.

eight seconds in the 2nd place.

I'm gonna say it's first or not, and charlotte is off, not really making much progress here.

This is not good, easily the worst so far.

Mhm.

Disqualified because she didn't even get her hips over the line, absolute fucking shit show.

Can we swear in these?

Next up is cereal cheetah Alex.

Let's see how she'll do one.

I mean, the floor doesn't look ideal for this doesn't look like it has the sliding, but there it's no, no, no.

I mean, she kind of didn't really do it, but we'll just say that's 10 seconds.

11 seconds.

Next up is Toki Doki Emma flying the flag for Australia ready set go.

Oh, completely different kind of movement there.

It's not much swiveling going on.

It's kind of she's using her legs, which feels a little bit like cheating, which might be why she got 10 seconds did it, but I did it in a way that I don't know if I was allowed to do it that way.

Our winner for this game is Natasha kicking.

Everyone's ask quite literally almost Over hip dash line with seven seconds.

An impressive speed.

Well done in second place.

Little giant Suri.

She might be little but she's a giant when it comes to hit dash.

Third place.

Toki Doki Emma with her unique technique.

Sixth place charlotte, who is disqualified for not even finishing the game.

Utter disaster.

Our third and final game for today is high.

I ha she literally fast chopsticks where our contestants have to get tiny miniscule grains of rice from one place to another using nothing but chopsticks.

How many can they do in one minute?

Let's find out what it's quite frustrating when I've done this and it's really really quite annoying and she's off.

She's doing alright.

I'm using this chopstick because I thought good to carry.

All right.

Born and raised in Japan surely does have an advantage over other contestants such as a key charlotte and Emma.

I'm so good.

Yes, it looks not bad.

Okay, let's count pretty good, pretty good.

My score is 73 73 enough to make one piece of Nigiri sushi.

That's pretty cool.

What do we got for our next contestant?

How can they do?

Alright, let's go.

She couldn't finish the last challenge, but how can charlotte do this time around in high.

I had silence.

Look at her fingers doing some sort of weird finger movement with her left hand like a circle.

Is that secret to success.

We're about to find out.

It's so stressful.

Okay, 1919.

That was harder than I thought.

Absolutes rubbish compared to your I'm going to make an assumption that charlotte can do better than Jackie because she's lived here in japan longer and been using chopsticks longer.

How can a key do I think I'll do better with this one So that further ado start.

Oh, stink.

Mhm.

I have none.

One.

No.

Mr mr cup entirely.

Look at her face, look at the concentration.

Okay, I'm doing a little bit better here.

This is what we've been missing for the olympics dang.

It's such a shame that it was canceled.

Okay, let's count 1819, 2021 I got 21 grains of rice.

That's more than Charlotte.

Right?

21 grains of rice, Charlotte nailed it.

Well done.

I think I won maybe.

I don't know.

I don't know how anyone else is doing.

All right, one minute timer starting.

No.

And she's off.

Is she gonna cheat?

Like she did in the first game, is she just gonna pick up the grains of rice and throw them in so far?

She's doing all right.

Mm hmm, mm hmm.

Bye.

Two one.

There we go.

44, 46, 46, baby, 46, baby.

And she puts herself firmly into second place.

Well done, Alex, threatening the camera with the chopsticks.

Next up is Natasha.

It doesn't look like she's doing one grain at a time, does it?

She's just scooping them up with chopsticks.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

That was nothing.

I picked up nothing.

My hand is quite big.

Is this cheating?

Yes, you didn't say anything.

You just say from one plate to the other places.

Am I right?

Is this considered cheating?

This is still my chopstick skills gen I Okay, let's count how many grains surprise one, two, One, Is that first place?

Although I'm not sure, it feels a little bit Chiti to me, the way she's kind of scoop them out and held the bowl so I'm tempted to disqualify her.

I have a think.

Here we get time starts now.

Oh no cooking in a hand in a kind of awkward way that's making this a lot more difficult than it needs to be.

Maybe if I filled the tub up with rice completely, it would be a lot easier, wow, I even missed the plate.

I'm going for a scooping method again, scooping feels a bit like cheating, doesn't it?

Oh that's that's good, concentrating really hard.

So I stopped talking, I could have gone faster this whole time.

Good, good, no good.

Okay, alright, okay, well that went way better than I expected.

I have a few Bits on the ground which I will not count.