Name: Rudy's Golf Shorts Slay On The Fairway | NFT Market Tanks | T**** Told Esper To Shoot Protestors
Uploaded: 2022-02-15T10:51:07.000Z
Duration: 10 min 24 s
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( APPLAUSE ) I'M GLAD TO BE FEELING HEALTHY

AFTER MY TUSSLE WITH COVID A COUPLE OF WEEKS BACK.

CASE IN POINT: JON BATISTE IS NOT HERE AGAIN TONIGHT BECAUSE

WE WISH HIM ALL THE BEST AND A SPEEDY RECOVERY.

LUCKILY, STAY HUMAN'S OWN LOUIS CATO HAS STEPPED IN.

GIVE IT UP FOR LOUIS CATO, RIGHT OVER THERE.

AND WHEN LOUIS IS NOT ON CAMERA, WE SEAL HIM IN TUPPERWARE, JUST

BUT DESPITE THE COVID OF IT ALL, THE WORLD IS OPENING UP.

FOR EXAMPLE, OVER IN GERMANY, AFTER BEING CANCELLED FOR THE

PAST TWO YEARS, OKTOBERFEST WILL GO AHEAD IN 2022.

BECAUSE AFTER TWO YEARS OF PANDEMIC, MY BODY IS FIT ONLY

THE BEER FESTIVAL IS GOING ALL OUT FOR THEIR FIRST YEAR BACK.

ATTENDEES WILL GET TO SWIG BEER AND EAT SAUSAGES, PRETZEL, AND

AS MUNICH'S MAYOR SAID, "THERE WILL BE AN UNRESTRICTED

FESTIVAL, WHICH WILL HOPEFULLY GIVE A LOT OF PEOPLE A LOT OF

THAT'S ACTUALLY MUNICH'S TOWN MOTTO: "MUNICH: OUR SAUSAGES

AFTER PANDEMIC UPHEAVALS, TOMORROW WILL SEE A RETURN TO

WHAT'S BEING CALLED A "NORMAL KENTUCKY DERBY."

SO, TINY MEN ON GIANT HORSES BEING SCREAMED AT BY DRUNK WOMEN

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ORGANIZERS SAY THE DERBY SHOULD

HAVE A PRE-PANDEMIC FEEL, JUST WITH MORE PEOPLE ASKING THE

JOCKEYS, "PSST, CAN YOU SCORE ME SOME HORSE PASTE?

IF BEER AND HORSES AREN'T YOUR THING, YOU COULD TAKE A BEACH

VACAY, BECAUSE WITH THE SUMMER SEASON COMING UP, GREECE HAS

LIFTED IT'S COVID CURBS FOR TRAVELERS, WHICH IS GREAT NEWS

FOR ANY BRIDES WHO WANT TO INVITE THREE MEN TO HER WEDDING

IN GREECE TO FIGURE OUT WHICH OF THEM IS HER REAL FATHER.

NOW, HERE IN THE STATES, COVID RESTRICTIONS AREN'T THE ONLY

THINGS BEING REMOVED, BECAUSE NANTUCKET RESIDENTS HAVE VOTED

IT'S JUST LIKE THE FAMOUS LIMERICK: "THERE ONCE WAS A GAL

FROM NANTUCKET, WHO SAID OF HER SHIRT, 'I'LL UNTUCK IT.'

THEN SHE TOOK OFF HER BRA, WHILE SINGING TA-DAH, AND SAID,

BUT JUST BECAUSE THINGS ARE OPENING UP DOESN'T MEAN COVID

RESEARCHERS HAVE RECENTLY ANNOUNCED THAT SEVERE COVID CAN

NOW, IF YOU'RE WONDERING, ONE SIGN THAT YOUR BRAIN HAS AGED 20

REMEMBER: DRINK PLENTY OF FLUIDS, WATCH PLENTY OF "BLUE

( LAUGHTER ) SCIENTISTS SAY THAT A SEVERE

CASE OF COVID-19 CAN RESULT IN A LOSS OF MENTAL SHARPNESS

AND PEOPLE WHO CHOSE NOT TO GET VACCINATED CAN'T AFFORD THOSE 10

IN DEVASTATING NEWS--  ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

IN DEVASTATING NEWS FOR PEOPLE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE STUCK

"YOU SEE, IT'S A PICTURE-- WELL, IT'S A PICTURE OF A PICTURE, BUT

THE PICTURE OF THE PICTURE IS THE PICTURE.

AND IT DOESN'T REALLY EXIST, BUT I PROMISE THERE'S ONLY ONE OF

AND THOSE WHO GOT IN ON THIS PONZI SCHEME EARLY ARE ALSO

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