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  • [quacking]

  • Wouldst thou like a little rub down?!

  • [coughing]

  • [coughing]

  • You have bested me, yellow knight...

  • Strike quick and true, noble sponge...

  • I don't understand a word you just said!

  • [laughing]

  • Uhh, Medieval Sandy, you don't look so good.

  • [grunting]

  • This is Little Cheeks calling Big Cheeks.

  • Come in, Big Cheeks. Over.

  • Affirmative, Little Cheeks.

  • This is Big Cheeks receiving you from the future.

  • How are things going in the past?

  • [giggling] They're going great, Sandy.

  • Your plan worked perfectly.

  • The formula burned up

  • before Mr. Plankton could nab it.

  • Now it can be safely rediscovered in the future.

  • Good work, Little Sandy.

  • I knew sending you to Camp Korl was the right thing to do.

  • Enjoy the rest of your summer. Over and out.

  • [giggling] Bye, Future Me.

  • [sighing] Mission accomplished.

  • Timeline preserved.

  • Now everything can continue just the way it's always been.

  • I call it the Automatic Snail Hoofer.

  • Just hook your gastropod up to this baby

  • and they'll be boogieing at the barn in seconds.

  • Allow me to demonstrate. [meowing]

  • You see the Hoofer does your dance moves for ya.

  • When I flip this switch,

  • Gary will be tripping the light fantastic.

  • [meowing]

  • Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

  • [groaning]

  • May I have the next dance?

  • [screaming]

  • [groaning]

  • It just needs some minor adjustments.

  • So this is my own private little air bubble.

  • This air is the driest...

  • [gasping]

  • purest...

  • [gasping]

  • most airiest air in the whole sea.

  • Oh, over there's my birdbath.

  • [chirping]

  • And that's my oak tree.

  • It provides me with extra air.

  • [chirping]

  • This dome is made of the strongest polyurethane,

  • that's a fancy name for plastic.

  • Ain't that just the bee's knees?

  • Tell you what, weren't easy getting here neither.

  • First, I...

  • [chirping]

  • ...that's my treadmill.

  • That's how I stay in tip-top shape.

  • Oh, come on. Let's have that tea now.

  • [grunting]

  • [gasping]

  • Yeah, shopping's weird.

  • Did you ever go into the seafood aisle

  • and sayWho eats this stuff"?

  • [laughing]

  • I love this show!

  • Me too! [screaming]

  • - Hi-yah! - Hi-yah!

  • Whoo!

  • Yah!

  • Uhh, just a second.

  • Safety first!

  • And now, spin technique!

  • Hi-yah! Yah.

  • Double overhand squirrel knot!

  • I'm gonna get you tomorrow, SpongeBob!

  • That'll be the day!

  • [SpongeBob] Hey, it's a local.

  • [SpongeBob] Hi, we're from underwater.

  • [SpongeBob] Do you know Sandy Cheeks?

  • Three, two, one. Well, tan my fur, they made it.

  • Better go congratulate 'em.

  • SpongeBob? Patrick?

  • Hmm. Where'd those critters get to?

  • [screaming]

  • [gasping]

  • Holy guacamole, you can't eat my friends,

  • you rats with wings!

  • Hi-yah!

  • [fighting]

  • Pinhead!

  • [panting]

  • [panting]

  • [screaming]

  • Now you're gonna pay for those crimes, Pinhead.

  • Sandy, stand back! I'm warning ya!

  • [roaring]

  • Okay, I warned ya! [grunting]

  • Did you win? [grunting]

  • Hi, SpongeBob.

  • [growling]

  • [screaming]

  • Five.

  • Miss Appear.

  • Super Acquaintances attack!

  • Ah ha.

  • Huh? No, no, no, no, no. I'm not the Quickster!

  • I'm Captain Mag... ma.

  • Well, I guess it's up to me.

  • I'll just sneak over, unseen and catch 'em by surprise.

  • [screaming]

  • Yeehaw!

  • Ahoy, Sandy!

  • Huh?

  • [croaking] Ow!

  • Gall darn it! You sea slickers made me lose the rodeo.

  • Why are you here, anyways?

  • To help save you from this rodeo thing!

  • I don't need to be saved! [gasping]

  • Watch out!

  • That old bullfrog's got a flea on his flanks,

  • and he's comin' right at ya!

  • [screaming]

  • [croaking]

  • [Patrick] Did we save, Sandy?

  • [SpongeBob] No, Patrick, we didn't.

  • [Mr. Krabs] Did we make any money?

  • [meowing]

  • Remember the day Sandy and I got married?

  • [gasping]

  • - What? - No.

  • I'm freaking out!

  • Um-hmm.

  • [piano playing]

  • [piano playing]

  • [piano playing]

  • Friends, we have gathered here today

  • to join these two hearts in the bonds of love.

  • SpongeBob, do you take Sandy as your lawfully wedded wife?

  • I do.

  • And Sandy, do you take SpongeBob as your lawfully wedded husband?

  • And how!

  • Well then, I now pronounce you sponge and squirrel.

  • You may kiss the bride.

  • [music playing]

  • [music playing]

  • Boo! You stink!

  • Worst play I've ever seen!

  • And a total rip-off!

  • What has happened to the theater?

  • [doorbell ringing] Hmm?

  • I'll get it!

  • Surprise!

  • [giggling]

  • Hi, ya, sis.

  • - Howdy! - Auntie!

  • Sandy!

  • Oh! I didn't expect y'all till tomorrow.

  • I know how much you love your nieces y'know,

  • so I brought 'em a day early.

  • SpongeBob, this here's my sister, Rosy

  • and my three nieces.

  • This'n here's Macadamia.

  • How do?

  • - Hazelnut. - How do?

  • And little Pistachio.

  • How d━ [belches and giggles]

  • Girls, this is my friend, SpongeBob!

  • Awe, what sweet little angels!

  • [chuckles] Yeah, angels.

  • Okay, well I gotta skedaddle.

  • Hey! Get your slimey mitts off my pals!

  • [grunting]

  • [roaring]

  • Whoa!

  • [growling]

  • [grunting]

  • Nothing! That's it!

  • [laughing]

  • [gasping]

  • [laughing]

  • Mmm.

[quacking]

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