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  • I mean, just look at this place. It's disgusting.

  • [SpongeBob whistling] Eh, SpongeBob.

  • Did you clean out the--

  • Sweet Dutchman's ghost!

  • When's the last time you took a bath, boy-o?

  • You're riddled with vermin.

  • I━I d━d━don't know what you mean, sir.

  • If customers find out you're touching patties

  • with your wormy hands,

  • the health department will shut us down for sure.

  • I understand, sir.

  • How's this, Squidward!

  • Looking good.

  • You mean looking bad?

  • Enjoy our fine decor.

  • Next time I'm picking the restaurant.

  • One Krusty Krab covered in mud and slime.

  • Ya missed a spot.

  • Oh.

  • Got it!

  • It's a Krabby Patty. Ew. It's cold and hard.

  • This could've rolled under there years ago.

  • There, there little one. Your journey is almost over.

  • [alarm sounding]

  • What happened?! [gasping]

  • Someone tried to throw away a patty.

  • Pinch O'matic has saved you 5.2 cents.

  • But Mr. Krabs, I found that under the grill.

  • And tomorrow, a customer will find it under his bun.

  • But it's old and cold. And so very full of mold.

  • You're not to make another patty until that one is sold.

  • Understand?

  • [meowing]

  • What in Poseidon's beard?

  • [groaning]

  • Oh. Morning Mr. Krabs.

  • It's not a good morning.

  • First, you're late for days

  • and now you destroyed me kitchen!

  • [groaning]

  • It doesn't seem right... but it feels so good.

  • Seahorse radish:

  • the gnarliest stuff in the ocean!

  • Oh, hold on, I've got a jar of toenail clippings

  • in my office!

  • Oops, I dropped it in the toilet!

  • Well, fish it out,

  • and I'll dry it with me gym socks!

  • Why, that's the most diabolical Krabby Patty ever spawned!

  • I call it the 'Nasty Patty'.

  • [laughing]

  • Hey, hurry up with that patty!

  • Here you are, sir, enjoy.

  • Ah, hello, delicious. Come to papa.

  • [buzzing]

  • [coughing]

  • Lunch is served.

  • Eat up kids.

  • Ah.

  • Why am I so itchy?

  • Oh. [screaming]

  • Mm?

  • Hey!

  • Ugh.

  • I'm gonna need you to clean until this whole place sparkles!

  • Ooh, you got it, Mr. K.

  • [grunting]

  • Hey.

  • Huh?

  • Ugh.

  • [gasping]

  • I got some fresh ingredients for our new Krabby Soup:

  • a half eaten Krabby Patty...

  • two moldy pickles...

  • and some smashed potatoes that looked like Squidward.

  • Mr. Krabs, did you get those ingredients

  • from the trash?

  • [gasping] Of course not.

  • That wouldn't be legal.

  • I intercepted these items on their way to the trash.

  • I want everybody in Bikini Bottom to buy my soup,

  • yuppies, guppies, puppies.

  • [mooing]

  • Hee hee.

  • I tell ya, Mr. Squidward, I'm making more money

  • that I've known!

  • [laughing]

  • [sneezing]

  • Hold it right there, Krabs!

  • Oh, no, the health inspector!

  • Oh, yes, the health inspector.

  • And I'm afraid you can't run a restaurant

  • and a fee lot out of the same building.

  • [laughing]

  • It's unsanitary.

  • I'm shutting you down.

  • Well, it's about time.

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • Is this a restaurant or a garage?!

  • Now, where are those patties? No, nuh-uh.

  • Uh, there you are, Patty.

  • Add one fluffy bun like so and a squirt of special sauce.

  • [chuckles]

  • Special sauce. Wait. Soap is their special sauce?

  • And grab yourself some lettuce.

  • And viola, one perfect Krabby Patty.

  • I only wish I could see how beautiful it looks.

  • Number 17, your patty is ready.

  • Whoa! Watch your step, Squidward.

  • It is pitch black out here.

  • Don't know, don't want to.

  • SpongeBob! Get those seven orders

  • of Wow Soup out to table three, pronto!

  • We've got to keep these customers happy

  • or Plankton will steal them back.

  • Are you going to eat that?

  • It was supposed to be going to table three.

  • [siren blaring]

  • Come in, base, we've found the trash slingers.

  • Ow. Eh. Ow.

  • Just as I thought, trying to save money on trash bags.

  • [gasping]

  • Plankton?

  • Thanks SpongeBob.

  • If I could reach, I'd do it myself.

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • Me customers!

  • [crying] They're all gone! Gone!

  • Only wanted was to give me their money.

  • [crying]

  • SpongeBob!

  • Pack your bags, boy, you're moving out.

  • Your Krabby Patty meal, sir.

  • Huh? Ew! Fingernails?

  • Ew.

  • Yuck.

  • Disgusting.

  • Whoa.

  • [screaming]

  • Ew.

  • No mayonnaise!

  • O... kay. He's acting weird today.

  • Hey, there's plenty of mayo back here.

  • [growling]

  • Huh?

  • Is somebody in there?

  • [growling]

  • Monsters.

  • Squidward and Mr. Krabs.

  • [gasping] Patrick too.

  • And some random guy!

  • [gasping] My spatula!

  • It's just like that movie I watched last night.

  • Those things have captured everyone,

  • and put them into creepy pods.

  • Here we--

  • Hmm. Grill looks a tad dirty.

  • Yeah, I'd like to order...

  • [grunting]

  • Hold that thought.

  • [grunting]

  • SpongeBob, what's all the racket?

  • Uh, so I'd like to order...

  • Shh.

  • [sizzling]

  • It's all clear to me now.

  • One Krabby Meal, served

  • with extra sanitary foot service.

  • Your hot, steamy, juicy Krabby Patty and a large drink.

  • Enjoy.

  • [sniffing]

  • [screaming] Urchin!

  • That's no urchin, it's a Krabby Patty.

  • Yuck. A rotten Krabby Patty.

  • Wait, Squidward!

  • You can't throw out a Krabby Patty.

  • That is just wrong.

  • But this one is rotten.

  • Oh, Squidward, no Krabby Patty can ever truly be rotten.