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  • - Fuiyoh!

  • He's tossing so good,

  • making egg fried rice so fast.

  • I don't know what going quicker,

  • his tossing or his hairline?

  • (upbeat music begins)

  • Hello, niece and nephew. It's Uncle Roger.

  • Haven't used the intro for so long,

  • the niece and nephew miss it.

  • Today, Uncle Roger gonna review more meme

  • from Uncle Roger's subReddit.

  • Go join now if you haven't.

  • Don't be lame niece and nephew.

  • Join in the fun for the next meme review video.

  • Go join now.

  • I made parody video pretending to be Aunty Helen.

  • - Hello, niece and nephew.

  • My name Aunty Helen.

  • You may have heard of me from Uncle Roger video.

  • - This video have same production value of hostage video.

  • Haiyaa. Look at the window, so slanted.

  • Put your camera properly.

  • Don't be lazy, straighten your camera.

  • Haiyaa.

  • - After seeing Uncle Roger have

  • video date with Auntie Jenny,

  • Auntie Helen, have mid-life crisis.

  • - I like how she have salt lamp in the background.

  • That is good detail.

  • All middle aged Asian Auntie have that thing.

  • - Auntie Helen dye her hair like this.

  • - Okay. Her hair quite nice.

  • It have hair color of every BTS member but on one head.

  • - Hey guys, it's Chanel. I haven't uploaded a YouTube.

  • - This niece Chanel quite cute.

  • Niece and nephew, if you want to make Auntie Helen video,

  • feel free to submit to Uncle Roger subReddit.

  • And then Uncle Roger will review

  • and find the best Auntie Helen.

  • But I have a feeling my favorite Auntie Helen

  • gonna be Nigella Lawson.

  • "I met Uncle Roger before he was Uncle Roger.

  • He so charming fuiyoo!"

  • This one Nephew Nigel.

  • Is back when he still do stand up

  • before pandemic time.

  • Don't confuse Nephew Nigel with Uncle Roger. Haiyaa.

  • We two different people.

  • He not as good as making egg fried rice as Uncle Roger.

  • "Some fan art for you."

  • Fuiyoh! This looks so good.

  • Uncle Roger, think this what heroin look like,

  • just MSG falling from the sky.

  • You just open your mouth

  • and flavor fall down your throat.

  • Uncle Roger love to deep throat flavor.

  • (seductive music playing)

  • Sorry children.

  • "Uncle Roger's nightmare." Hmmm.

  • (glass clattering)

  • (loud cracking)

  • Eew what he doing?

  • What he doing?

  • No, no, no, no, no, no.

  • (distorted shouting) No.

  • Uncle Roger so upset.

  • I put my leg down from chair.

  • Is he trying to cook?

  • This don't look good.

  • Like Uncle Roger favorite KPOP group TWICE say,

  • this is an emergency.

  • This is an emergency

  • (rice pouring)

  • Oh my God.

  • Is this behind the scene of Jamie Oliver kitchen?

  • What? No, oh, Eew!

  • Disgusting! He pouring soy, no!

  • (loudly mashing)

  • (groans)

  • (loudly mashing)

  • That, what? Carrot.

  • What? Why are you putting all this, no, into the.

  • You putting all this into saucepan.

  • Eew! It's raw rice again, like Kay cooking.

  • (inner screaming)

  • Is he trying to poison his mother or something?

  • (smashing)

  • What the? What?

  • What just happened?

  • (distorted smashing)

  • Is this Kay cooking trying to get revenge on Uncle Roger?

  • Haiyaa. If niece and nephew keep submitting shit like this

  • Uncle Roger stop doing meme review.

  • "It has arrived, fuiyooooh!"

  • Okay, okay, this is Uncle Roger merch.

  • Thank you for buying and supporting.

  • Niece and nephew, if you want my merch

  • go to unclerogermerch.com

  • Link in description also.

  • If you just wear this next time anything bad happen,

  • you can just point to Uncle Roger saying "Haiyaa."

  • Express your disappointment,

  • go buy Uncle Roger merch today.

  • "Reddit mascot with Uncle Roger."

  • Okay, this one so cute, but Uncle Roger not white.

  • And where the belt phone case?

  • Missing detail.

  • "Next level fuiyoh ahahahaha"

  • (hip hop music playing)

  • Fuiyoh.

  • This niece so good at her wok skill.

  • I believe this style of dancing is called wok and roll.

  • This is what happen

  • if you don't tell children to stop playing with food.

  • Uncle Roger wish my wok skill is as good as this.

  • Than maybe Auntie Helen won't leave.

  • (sighs)

  • Okay. "Me after realizing Uncle Roger is a character."

  • Of course, Uncle Roger is character.

  • I am played by Daniel Day-Lewis.

  • This from Instagram.

  • - [Chef] Right here is my Uncle Ben's ri--

  • - I see packet rice,

  • I already know it not gonna end well.

  • - [Chef] This hack,

  • you're gonna drop a little egg in her.

  • We're going two minutes, I know the bags says--

  • - No, no he microwaved the egg. Oh no!

  • - [Chef] 90 seconds but we don't really give a fuck.

  • Dump it into a large bowl and you know--

  • - Eew what the hell?

  • (distorted shouting) Hell?

  • What the hell?

  • This not rice.

  • This more like Anti Christ.

  • I think Little Nas X make video on this recently.

  • This is shit you see after you perform exorcism.

  • This don't look like it come from microwave,

  • this look like it come from another planet.

  • - [Chef] We're putting a little chili crisp in there.

  • - No no no no don't, oh. - Black vinegar, rice vinegar,

  • - He just putting random shit into his terrible rice.

  • - [Chef] Lastly, a little bit of kimchi.

  • - [Chef] There you go,

  • - [Chef] got yourself a delicious little fucking meal.

  • (goofy music playing)

  • - (Sighs) I thought this meme review

  • gonna be light hearted fun.

  • But niece and nephew make Uncle Roger

  • put my leg down from chair two time now.

  • Haiyaa.

  • "I thought I'd surprise my wife

  • with MSG for Valentine's day.

  • She had the same idea."

  • Fuiyoh! This is so cute.

  • This is most adorable couple of 2021.

  • I see you print out picture of Uncle Roger

  • and give to your wife.

  • That a bit weird.

  • Why would you give your wife picture of another man?

  • Is this nephew cuck?

  • Just kidding.

  • You have beautiful marriage.

  • True love is when husband and wife

  • do magic white powder together.

  • "I make caravan man flipping omelet."

  • Ah, this is Uncle Roger reference from my Aussie men video.

  • Go check it out if you haven't.

  • How to play?

  • (upbeat music playing)

  • This game not easy.

  • Look, see?

  • Ooh ooh. I get, oh no no no.

  • Haiyaa.

  • Omelet is dead.

  • Congrats on murdering the innocent omelet.

  • This game not bad. Thank you so much.

  • "I make the worst game."