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  • - "Uncle Roger Anime Opening Full Video."

  • Okay, this look interesting, let's see.

  • (upbeat music)

  • Haiyaa.

  • Uncle Roger, I hate drama, it is

  • like the colander of life. (colander dings)

  • Filter out all the joy, I just wanna make funny videos.

  • Don't wanna be involved with anything else.

  • No politic, no drama.

  • Uncle Roger loves making people laugh.

  • It about entertaining people, no matter

  • where they come from, and respecting everybody culture.

  • For the record, Uncle Roger, I make zero dollar

  • from Chinese social media so to see my niece and nephew say,

  • "I like RMB more than MSG" really break Uncle Roger heart.

  • Like right now, Uncle Roger quarantining in hotel room

  • in my home country, Malaysia, and I still bring MSG with me.

  • Who need money when you have MSG?

  • Almost got arrested because immigration thought

  • it was different type of white powder.

  • Past few day, so stressful for Uncle Roger,

  • but Uncle Roger will stay strong

  • and keep making videos for you.

  • For the niece and nephew watching,

  • thank you so much for your continued support.

  • Uncle Roger will never forget you.

  • To show more support, remember to smack like button

  • like how Asian parents smack watermelon.

  • Today, Uncle Roger gonna review my UncleRoger subreddit.

  • I know there are many negative posts right now,

  • but Uncle Roger gonna review the positive posts,

  • the fun posts people make because niece

  • and nephew submit so many cool thing, like this one.

  • "Fuiyohh she become to powohful for fingerrrr."

  • What she say?

  • "I've been in charge of cooking rice

  • in the family for more than 20 year.

  • I don't even use finger method anymore to measure water.

  • I just put water until the spirit of my ancestor pat me

  • and say, "That's about right, child."

  • Hmm, that correct.

  • That is how Uncle Roger do when I put seasoning.

  • Just use feeling.

  • Fuck scale. (X buzzes)

  • Fuck measuring cup. (X buzzes)

  • All you need is dead ancestor.

  • That is best part about dying and becoming ghost.

  • You can just tell your grandchildren how to cook.

  • Let's check out the comment.

  • "My rice cooker has a cup and a water level mark.

  • I just put rice in and put water

  • to the corresponding number," haiyaa, why so boring?

  • Just use finger, no need to obey line in rice cooker.

  • "Turn out perfect every time, not even Asian."

  • You don't need to specify you not Asian.

  • Every race can use rice cooker.

  • In fact, I think white people all need to use rice cooker.

  • They still making rice in saucepan, haiyaa.

  • Okay, next one.

  • "Enjoy my meme guys.

  • Peter Pan.

  • Peter Wok."

  • (laughs wryly) This is good meme.

  • But why the quality so low?

  • Look at this, the image all pixelated, haiyaa.

  • Do you know how to use computer?

  • Can you find higher resolution image?

  • So sad.

  • If you want to make meme, please make high quality meme.

  • Next submission.

  • Niece and nephew, channyandkimberly make

  • Uncle Roger Anime Opening Full Video.

  • Okay, this looks interesting, let's see.

  • (playful, whimsical music)

  • (mouse clicks)

  • Hello, niece and nephew, it's uncle Roger.

  • (exciting, energetic music)

  • Haiya, where your wok?

  • Fuiyoh, I like all the detail.

  • They have all the character in Uncle Roger universe.

  • They have Auntie Liz, Auntie Hersha,

  • and Miss Evelyn, even though she look evil.

  • And of course, they have uncle Roger favorite thing, MSG.

  • What you think, what you think of this intro?

  • Should Uncle Roger make shorter version

  • of this intro and put it in every video?

  • Niece and nephew, let me know in comment below.

  • Next post.

  • "Uncle Roger Love Outlook Cause Outlook Use .MSG."

  • (laughs wryly) This is funny meme.

  • But niece and nephew, who still use Outlook?

  • Everybody use Gmail now.

  • Don't be lame, niece and nephew, use Gmail.

  • And let's see the comment.

  • "That Nephew Nigel.

  • Uncle Roger never laugh."

  • That is wrong, Uncle Roger always laugh.

  • I laugh when I make dirty joke

  • and then, the screen turn pink.

  • And then we hear our favorite drum intro.

  • (funky music)

  • And then, uncle Roger go, "Sorry, children."

  • "Egg Fry Rice from Malaysia."

  • Okay, this egg fry rice not bad.

  • The rice color good, garnish color also very nice,

  • but if you look closer, the rice grain is too long.

  • I think this person make fry rice

  • with long grain rice like basmati.

  • Uncle Roger prefer my fry rice to be made

  • with medium grain rice like jasmine rice,

  • but this is just personal preference.

  • This okay, also.

  • And one sneaky thing is they cropped away the sides,

  • so Uncle Roger don't know if you make rice

  • with sauce pan or wok, so sneaky.

  • Next.

  • "Haiyaaaa.

  • My 12 year old allergic to nearly everything."

  • "Haiyaaaa" is correct.

  • Look at you.

  • Eat one peanut and now, you look like you have herpes.

  • Why so weak?

  • So weak.

  • Why you're numbering so weird.

  • One, two, three, four, five, six, 15, 16.

  • And then 17 start from the other row.

  • Why like this?

  • I think this person allergic to peanut and also,

  • allergic to counting properly.

  • "Now you only have 9 toe.

  • 9 toe people are the worst people.

  • I didn't realize that Uncle Roger is lack toes intolerant."

  • (laughs wryly) Very funny, so punny.

  • Uncle Roger dying laughing, I dead now.

  • This one is, "Fanart Uncle Roger

  • with his beloved MSG by me," smiley face.

  • Oh my God, this is so cute.

  • Uncle Roger favorite thing, MSG,

  • and Auntie Hersha favorite thing, colander.

  • And Jamie, olive oil.

  • Oh, what is this, "MSG on crack?"

  • (gasps) Uncle Roger intrigued.

  • "Disodium ribonucleotides.

  • A mixture composed of 98% MSG and 2% E625

  • has four times the flavor enhancing power

  • of monosodium glutamate, MSG, alone."

  • (gasps) "Heavy Asian Breathing" is correct.

  • Uncle Roger heart skip a beat.

  • I must discover this new chemical compound.

  • MSG can already make your cheek cum.

  • - My cheek is squeezing, it's squeezing, my cheeks.

  • - Imagine if this thing can make you come four times

  • as hard, you don't need woman anymore.

  • (funky music)

  • Sorry, children. (screen beeps)

  • Let's see what the comments say.

  • "Ur cheek still cumming.

  • This is supposed to be family friendly channel."

  • Okay, okay.

  • Uncle Roger always say my channel

  • is family friendly channel, but sometime I say F word

  • and sometime, I make dirty joke.

  • I still think my channel is family friendly channel,

  • but only if your family is cool.

  • Next one.

  • "When someone say they never watch Uncle Roger.

  • Haiyaa."

  • "Haiyaa" is correct.

  • Where your culture?

  • Where your culture?

  • If your friend tell you they never see Uncle Roger before,

  • I want you to smack them (hands smacking)

  • like how you smack a bag of rice.

  • They have to learn their lesson.

  • "I'm looking at you, Kay.

  • Pimple, zero.