Name: Uncle Roger LOVE this Crazy Chinese Cooking Video
Uploaded: 2022-03-08T12:20:12.000Z
Duration: 7 min 36 s
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Hello, niece and nephew. It's uncle Roger.

Today, uncle Roger gonna react to Chinese cooking video

Uncle Roger, I never seen this video before.

Are Chinese people better at cooking than BBC food?

(speaking foreign language) (upbeat music)

Too many things happening, too many things happening.

I thought this was supposed to be cooking video,

teach you how to make scramble egg and tomato,

but why all this kung fu Dragonball bullshit.

So let's start from beginning. Change my mindset.

If you want to sponsor uncle Roger one air con,

let me know, you will be my favorite niece or nephew.

Growing up uncle Roger never pay for electric bill.

Just steal electric and water from neighbor.

Sometime uncle Roger don't even want to pay for wifi.

Uncle Roger, just go to coffee shop, buy one coffee, $3.

It says they will ignore you until they can't.

Nobody ignoring you. People scared of you.

Many Asian people, we like wearing shirts with English word.

I see that many time in Asia. It's like white people.

They like getting tattoo of Chinese words.

Oh, that's the water. Okay, water on tomato.

You spin knife around, you slip, the knife cut your toe.

How you go about your life only have nine toe.

That is very sad. Nine toe people are the worst people.

From ceiling! How you store chicken in ceiling?

Don't store chicken in ceiling. It's not free range chicken.

If you store any pet in ceiling, that is animal abuse.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

How can that chicken lay eggs? That is rooster.

That is male chicken. How you make male chicken lay egg?

Is your kung fu that good you can give chicken a sex change?

And then when it's done, she just throw chicken out.

That is how uncle Roger ex-wife auntie Helen.

She used uncle Roger, and then when finished using,

You catch egg, but the fourth egg is piece of shit.

How you crack egg open and his shit come out? How?

And actually throw the shit to cat? Is that what you feed?

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Uncle Roger LOVE this Crazy Chinese Cooking Video

mindset

therapy

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