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  • (pleasant music)

  • - Haiyaa.

  • Okay, here your vegan salad.

  • Look so sad. - Wow.

  • - Just like your face.

  • (pleasant music)

  • Last time, Uncle Roger got fired from shoe shop.

  • Haiyaa, it okay, you still growing.

  • So today, Uncle Roger back to find another job.

  • This time I working at this coffee shop, VCR.

  • This is my boss for today, Kenneth.

  • - We are a small establishment, roasting coffee.

  • We serve specialty coffee

  • and also we bake our own breads.

  • - Usually Uncle Roger, I drink coffee.

  • I drink the kopitiam coffee.

  • You know, the little cup with the flower on it.

  • Asian coffee shop cup, so pretty.

  • But look the at their cup, so boring.

  • Just black.

  • Why you change the design to this boring Ikea cup?

  • - Yeah, basic bitch, just like your orange shirt.

  • - Haiyaa, I haven't started working here,

  • got insulted by boss already.

  • Where your HR department?

  • How you roast coffee?

  • - So we have a roaster that is actually a machine.

  • - Haiyaa, why use machine?

  • Just use wok.

  • Wok roast coffee, got wok hay.

  • There no such thing as machine hay.

  • Boss Kenneth, I brought my own walk with me.

  • So I just pour coffee?

  • - No, you need to measure.

  • - You need to measure?

  • - Yeah.

  • - No, Asian people, we don't measure.

  • - Oh no.

  • - We just use feeling.

  • Give me the fire, where the fire?

  • Haiyaa.

  • Trying to roast stuff for you

  • and you don't give Uncle Roger fire.

  • See all this wok hay?

  • Your machine can do this?

  • - Please don't burn the kitchen down.

  • (bright music)

  • - See?

  • Roasting coffee.

  • Just like making egg fried rice.

  • So simple.

  • (upbeat music)

  • Fuiyoh, I told you, making like this, better.

  • - [Kenneth] It's so uneven.

  • - That make life more interesting.

  • But now it time for Uncle Roger secret ingredient.

  • M-S-G.

  • Boss Kenneth, have you had MSG in your coffee before?

  • - [Kenneth] No.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Now this is coffee on crack.

  • Sasa is company who make Uncle Roger favorite MSG.

  • And this week show is sponsored by the new product

  • Sasa (speaking in foreign language).

  • In plain English, SASA fortified seasoned flour.

  • This flour so innovative,

  • it the first and only seasoned flour

  • approved by Indonesia FDA.

  • Come with Sasa platinum care plus technology.

  • It has all the vitamin, mineral, and fiber you need.

  • You use this to deep fry stuff.

  • It actually healthy.

  • Fuiyoh.

  • Uncle Roger recently made fried chicken with this.

  • I just used this flour, no salt, no pepper.

  • And it tastes amazing

  • because this flour already contain MSG in there

  • along with special and quality blend of spices.

  • This advance technology keep all the good benefit

  • even after frying process.

  • Niece and nephew, if you in Indonesia,

  • use this flour to make fried chicken.

  • Don't need to go to fast food place.

  • Don't get COVID.

  • Just make fried chicken at home.

  • This healthy flour, so affordable.

  • Only 46 cents per pack.

  • Use Sasa fortified seasoned flour for healthier Indonesia.

  • Go check out petition.

  • They make link in description.

  • (upbeat music)

  • Now you have to teach me how to make coffee.

  • - It's very simple.

  • Pull this out, wipe this down.

  • (machine whirring)

  • - So you grinding coffee use machine also?

  • - [Kenneth] You can't grind with your hands.

  • - Why not?

  • - [Kenneth] It's very hard, Uncle Roger, the beans are hard,

  • just like your life.

  • - You understand me so well, boss Kenneth.

  • - Yes, I see you with Auntie Helen, not doing very well.

  • - Haiyaa, don't bring her up.

  • That bitch dead to me. (laughing)

  • - [Kenneth] Wait, wait, wait, you need to tamp.

  • You need to tamp.

  • - Tamp, what?

  • - [Kenneth] But we use a machine here.

  • - You need machine to pat thing down?

  • Why you even hire people?

  • - Just slot this in.

  • And just the middle button.

  • - Oh, let me guess, machine make coffee also?

  • - Ah, we set the parameters.

  • So machine make half of the coffee for us.

  • - Machine make everything here.

  • Don't even bother coming.

  • We get machine deliver to you.

  • - Milk is there, you can fill up at the line.

  • - Uncle Roger use finger to measure the milk.

  • - Oh ee, you can't dip your finger into the milk.

  • - Haiyaa, if you get COVID from Uncle Roger finger,

  • you deserve to die.

  • Boss Kenneth, this job suit you?

  • You so many tattoos.

  • - [Kenneth] Mm hmm.

  • - I take one look at you,

  • I know this guy know how to make coffee.

  • - [Kenneth] My tattoo is all about coffee, Uncle Roger.

  • - Oh, telling people about your tattoo

  • is like telling people about your dream,

  • nobody care.

  • (pleasant music)

  • Haiyaa.

  • You give Uncle Roger too much milk.

  • Stop showing off.

  • Is COVID time, everybody order take away.

  • Nobody can see your art, the lid on it.

  • - This is no art.

  • This is like instant coffee.

  • - What wrong with instant coffee?

  • Come in packets.

  • So simple.

  • Earthquake hit your house,

  • you can still drink coffee.

  • You can't get this coffee in middle of natural disaster.

  • Hello, hello, what you want?

  • What you want?

  • - Do you have any single origin filter coffee?

  • - Single origin? - Yeah.

  • - What that mean?

  • What that mean, barista?

  • - So, single origin means there's only, there's not a blend.

  • - I asked what it mean,

  • you tell me what it don't mean.

  • - One country, one farm, one crop.

  • - Oh, I'm an Uncle Roger roast my own coffee.

  • That single origin also.

  • Come from Uncle Roger.

  • Want?

  • - [Customer] Yeah,

  • I might not want that one. - No, that's a blend

  • because you added MSG.

  • - (sighing) Okay, we have single origin coffee.

  • We have Ethiopian coffee.

  • - What does it taste like?

  • - What it taste like?

  • - It tastes like floral notes.

  • It has roses, has hibiscus and chrysanthemum inside.

  • - You're drinking coffee, not eating flower.

  • We drink coffee so we can get through day without crying.

  • Who drink coffee for enjoyment?

  • Haiyaa.

  • Okay, here, your single origin coffee,

  • Uncle Roger always wonder, does this thing actually work?

  • Let's see how hot it think the coffee is.

  • (temperature gun beeping)

  • Oh, this coffee have COVID.