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  • I need an idea!

  • Mr. Krabs, I have an idea.

  • What in the name of money are you waiting for, boy?

  • Tell me.

  • Okay, Mr. Krabs, prepare yourself.

  • Don't bother sitting down 'cause you'll just stand up

  • when you see this!

  • - Tada! - Great barrier reef!

  • That patty's spoiled!

  • [laughing]

  • Mr. Krabs, it's not tainted meat.

  • It's painted meat.

  • Pretty Patties. Available in six designer colors.

  • Hiya!

  • We've been shrinking for years!

  • But this is ridiculous.

  • Everything's too big!

  • I've got it!

  • Tada!

  • Since I couldn't make you big, I made the city small.

  • And now only one more thing to shrink.

  • Cheese.

  • I guess this is okay.

  • Yeah. What's the difference?

  • Good idea, SpongeBob.

  • [cheering]

  • I wish I had a buddy to play with.

  • I know. I'll make one!

  • Stick buddy!

  • Nah.

  • Rock buddy!

  • Nope.

  • Sink buddy!

  • Almost.

  • I've got it!

  • Bubble buddy!

  • This... is... great!

  • In honor of employee brotherhood,

  • I present to you a gift.

  • Tada!

  • I heart you.

  • Try it on, Mr. Squidward!

  • It's got you written all over it!

  • [laughing]

  • I wasn't sure how big to make the hole for the head.

  • So, I used the watermelon for size.

  • [grunting]

  • Do you love it?

  • It's a little itchy.

  • What's this thing made of?

  • Eyelashes!

  • [laughing]

  • Wait. I've got another idea.

  • This'll be the ultimate prank.

  • I'll draw me

  • and when Squidward answers the door,

  • it won't be me.

  • [laughing]

  • Aw. Look at him.

  • Ain't he a doll?

  • All he needs is a tie.

  • Ready for action!

  • [mumbling]

  • [laughing]

  • He's going to the door.

  • He's knocking on the door.

  • Squidward's answering the door... and...

  • Oh! Ow! Ow!

  • He's beating up Squidward!

  • [laughing]

  • Ow!

  • Doodleboy! Stop!

  • Oh! Ow.

  • [mumbling]

  • He's got the pencil.

  • What have I done?

  • Are you done yet?

  • All set. Close your eyes and get ready to sparkle.

  • One, two, three.

  • Tada!

  • What do you think?

  • I don't know, SpongeBob.

  • What will my friends say?

  • We shall see forth with.

  • Are you sure?

  • Shhh! Trust me.

  • Pearl, we're here to pick you up for that...

  • Wow! Girl, you look amazing.

  • I do?

  • Well, no, actually not amazing.

  • Sparkling and shinny and amazing!

  • Wee!

  • Wait. I have an idea.

  • Hold on a second. That's me corkboard.

  • It's for all me... memos.

  • Mr. Krabs.

  • Think of it now as a bulletin board for the community.

  • place where a yearning populist

  • can express themselves freely.

  • My Krusty Krab meal was delicious.

  • I cannot recommend it enough.

  • Huh. Well, I was just going to loiter,

  • but now I think I'll get a Krabby Patty.

  • Hey, everybody, a community bulletin board is here!

  • Tell your friend to come on down

  • and use it for the good of me business.

  • Big wallet!

  • [mumbling]

  • I mean, the community

  • Oh.

  • Community,

  • Hmm. Bananas, cherries... boring.

  • Ah, here we go. Onions. Ready, Gary.

  • [meowing]

  • [crying]

  • Just one more thing!

  • Pea...nuts!

  • Gary! Our peanuts jar is totally empty!

  • [belching]

  • Hmm.

  • Wait. I know one other place we can find peanuts.

  • Good thing I still have these peanut plants

  • growing in the window sill.

  • A little texture never hurt.

  • There we go.

  • This sundae is gonna taste great!

  • Aren't you gonna help me, Gary?

  • Gary?

  • Oh well, more for me.

  • [sighing]

  • You know what they say, Gary? I'm easy like sundae mor...ning.

  • How do the people in that magazine get all that money?

  • They're entrepreneurs.

  • They sell thanks to people.

  • What kinda things?

  • How should I know? Things people wanna buy.

  • Now, keep your paws off my mail.

  • That's it, Patrick. We gotta become entrepreneurs!

  • Is that gonna hurt?

  • Quick, Patrick, without thinking.

  • If you could have anything in the world right now,

  • what would it be?

  • More time for thinking.

  • No, something real, an item.

  • - Something you would pay. - A chocolate bar?

  • That's a great idea, Pat!

  • We'll be traveling chocolate bar salesman.

  • Fancy living, here we come.

  • Make way for a couple of entrepreneurs.

  • [meowing]

  • What is it, Gary? What do you have?

  • Hey, Gary, this magazine gives me an idea.

  • Long...

  • and...

  • mmm...

  • handsome.

  • Okay, Gary.

  • Wait til Pearl gets an eyeful of this!

  • Hello.

  • What do you think, Pearl?

  • Cleans up pretty good, doesn't he?

  • Well, at least no one will recognize you.

  • - SpongeBob, look. - What is it?

  • - It's a liquid! - No, it's a solid.

  • It's a solid!

  • It's a long squid.

  • Alright, what's going on in there?

  • Hey!

  • That looks like a sandwich to me!

  • But not just a sandwich! It's a... tongue-wich.

  • Mmm. Now, that's a sandwich.

  • Aw. This is it.

  • They're all gonna find out I'm a fake.

  • I can't give up. I've got to try.

  • I can do it!

  • I've got anchor arms!

  • I'm no wimp! I'm a jerk!

  • Yeah.

  • [straining]

  • Huh?

  • [straining]

  • Ooh.