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  • Pretty.

  • I'm back, Spongebob. Uh... oh.

  • [laughing]

  • You're so tiny.

  • [screaming]

  • A giant Spongebob!

  • Patrick! Spongebob!

  • [screaming]

  • Sandy's grown to gigantic size!

  • - Good morning, Squidward. - Says who?

  • [laughing]

  • You sit right there, my hungry little sailor,

  • while I whip you up some grub from the galley.

  • [laughing]

  • [laughing]

  • [humming]

  • [mumbling]

  • Hmm.

  • [mumbling]

  • Huh?

  • Careful there, little buddy.

  • The grill is hot.

  • [grunting]

  • Patrick, I was at work

  • and Mermaid Man and Barncle Boy came.

  • And then I got this belt and look!

  • [gasping]

  • A Squidward action figure!

  • - Let me play with it! - No, Patrick!

  • Fighter pilot.

  • [mumbling]

  • - Dive bomb! - Patrick!

  • - Here comes a giant fist! - Patrick, no!

  • What the shrimp?

  • Hey! What's going on here?

  • Whoa! That's too hot!

  • Whoa!

  • Wow.

  • Oops!

  • [laughing]

  • [grunting]

  • I steamed myself tiny.

  • Whoa! I steamed myself tiny! Woo!

  • Cream cheese!

  • Spongebob! Patrick!

  • Ooh. Everyone, listen to me!

  • Get away from the light!

  • The light is bad!

  • Run for the shade!

  • So romantic.

  • Oh!

  • [indiscernible], give me some sugar.

  • I'm always a sucker for a good smooch.

  • [groaning]

  • [chattering]

  • Ya don't see that every day.

  • Jinks! Buy me a patty!

  • [laughing]

  • Ooh.

  • [laughing]

  • I've done it!

  • Nothing can stop me now.

  • My Goo Goo gas will transform Krabs into

  • a tiny helpless infant.

  • The key to the Krusty Krab!

  • This was easier than I hoped!

  • [babbling]

  • Hmm. He's a little bigger than I imagined.

  • Whoa!

  • No! No!

  • Ow. Ow. Ow!

  • Ooh!

  • Eh. Whoa!

  • Hey, a baby! What are you doing out here all alone, baby?

  • I'll take charge of you until your mommy shows up.

  • [babbling]

  • Oh, aren't you just too cute?

  • Goochi coochi coo!

  • [laughing]

  • Just remember, Squidward.

  • This is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you.

  • Um. Okay. Let me just memorize..

  • Oh! Hey! I wasn't ready.

  • - Would you mind waiting till I. - Hang on!

  • You're starting to look like your old self again.

  • Nope. Still too handsome.

  • It's still not working.

  • Maybe I'm not doing it hard enough.

  • Uh, hang on a sec...

  • Let me...

  • [groaning]

  • Yeeks!

  • Squidward, you're even more handsome now!

  • [cheering]

  • Spongebob!

  • Yeah?

  • What are you... whoa! You've been working out.

  • Yeah. I hope you got some glue for me because I am ripped!

  • [groaning]

  • Oh! I'm late for the gym.

  • Can you cover for me in the kitchen, Squidward?

  • Yes. Anything, you meathead.

  • Just go before you destroy the place.

  • That shell of yours looks a little cramped.

  • [meowing]

  • There! Now, you've got plenty of space.

  • [meowing]

  • Ah ha!

  • They went this way.

  • [meowing]

  • Oh, tell me about it.

  • [meowing]

  • I'm Dirty Dan!

  • [screaming]

  • Screaming will get you no...

  • Which one of you fellers is the real Dirty Dan?

  • Uh. I am.

  • [screaming]

  • Patrick!

  • Hot wings.

  • Okay, Pinhead Larry!

  • Now you get yours!

  • [screaming]!

  • Whoa! Ow! Ooh!

  • Pearl!

  • What in the name of Neptune's Aunt Nancy,

  • is with all this ruckus?

  • Ow!

  • What's happening to me?!

  • [groaning]

  • Pearl, this is terrible!

  • I paid thirty bucks for that bed!

  • Now, wash those dishes!

  • [mumbling]

  • The bubbles are making me bigger!

  • More bubbles!

  • What the?

  • Thank you, Squidward!

  • I'm big enough to flip patties again!

  • Whoa!

  • [screaming]

  • Whoa!

  • [screaming]

  • Ow.

  • [groaning]

  • Mr. Squidward! Call the fire department!

  • No need to call 'em Mr. Krabs.

  • We'll be there in five minutes, depending on traffic.

  • Make a list at the line!

  • Take him down, boys!

  • Ow!

  • Ooh! Oh!

  • This outta fix him! Ha ha!

  • Okay, okay!

  • I'm nice!

  • Now, will you leave me alone?

  • Oh yeah? Then prove it.

  • Yeah. Are you nice enough to um...

  • Compliment me on my new hairdo?

  • Yeah, sure. Whatever.

  • Oh. Ha ha. Thank you.

  • Let the junior guppies camp out under your toenails?

  • Take me to the top of Mount Humongous.

  • Weee!

  • Oh look.

  • It's the Krusty Krab.

  • Home of the Krabby Patty.

  • Crush!

  • Lick. Lick.

  • This isn't a dream. This is a nightmare!

  • [meowing]

  • Gary! Gary.

  • No!

  • [meowing]

  • Here kitty kitty kitty.

  • Gary!

  • I've gotcha, Gary.

  • Peek-a-boo. Here comes my foot!

  • Yeah! Huh?

  • Yow!

  • I think he's got the point.

  • [laughing]

  • Oh!

  • Squidward!