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  • what?

  • But what?

  • Whoa.

  • Game on.

  • Hey, get me out of here.

  • Whoa.

  • Watch it.

  • Mr grabby pants.

  • I don't like being carried around like that geez, whoa, whoa, whoa.

  • Hi there, what the heck are you me?

  • I'm a football.

  • You're a ball made of feet.

  • No, no, no.

  • Foot ball.

  • Get it not made of feet.

  • Whoa, whoa, whoa.

  • It's a melon.

  • I'm not a melon.

  • I'm a football.

  • Oh no, you're not, not in America buddy, freaking tourists is melon made of feet too.

  • No, nobody's made of feet boy.

  • What's wrong with you?

  • I'm an orange.

  • Yeah.

  • Newsflash.

  • Thanks.

  • Your face is full of laces.

  • Somebody didn't take their shoes off.

  • Do you even know what a football is?

  • Yeah, it's a ball made of feet.

  • No.

  • Football is a game that pits two worthy opponents against each other in an arena made of violence and grace.

  • It's the only boring.

  • What you look like a mutated lemon.

  • You're a lemon head.

  • That's not even funny.

  • I'm shaped like this so it's easy to throw me, Wait, throw you with your hands.

  • Yeah.

  • So why are you called the football then?

  • You should be called a handball.

  • No, you're a handball.

  • That's not my name.

  • Hey, hey, handball.

  • It's football.

  • Hey handball.

  • Do you have any money?

  • No, because I want my quarterback.

  • Alright, this is getting a little name is handball lemon head.

  • That's not my name.

  • Hey, Hey, handball.

  • Can you blow bubbles with your spit.

  • No like this.

  • Watch that's disgusting.

  • Try it.

  • No, you're not trying and I'm not going to stop that.

  • You'll love it.

  • No, I'm pretty sure I won't love it.

  • It's fun.

  • You know what's going on here?

  • I'm the star of the Super Bowl and this is how I get treated.

  • Being berated by a talking orange Super bowl.

  • Is that for a really big salad?

  • No, it's not for a really big salad.

  • Are you actually that slow?

  • Hey, Hey, handball.

  • What foot?

  • What?

  • Whoa.

  • Hey handball.

  • Can I have your seat?

  • Oh wow.

  • I tell you, I'm a bloody football not am Yeah.

  • Right.

  • Handball told me that you weren't made of feet.

  • Stupid melon, howdy, howdy fruit lovers.

  • I'm orange and I'm pair today.

  • We're gonna show you how to play football.

  • American style.

  • Mind if I kick things off, Go right ahead.

  • Thanks.

  • Okay.

  • Step one, get a football.

  • They're shaped a little differently than most other balls.

  • I'll say these footballs are totally weird.

  • Orange.

  • Is that a foot?

  • Yeah.

  • Football.

  • Right.

  • Let's play.

  • I want to give somebody a gatorade bath.

  • What?

  • Where did you get a human foot?

  • That angry guy over there?

  • Um, might he be angry because you took his foot?

  • Oh, that would explain it.

  • Boy.

  • Do I feel like a heel?

  • Just give the foot back.

  • This is a football.

  • Oh, you mean an egg ball?

  • No, I mean a football.

  • I'm pretty sure that's an egg ball dude.

  • It is a football.

  • If you just listen to what?

  • Wait, what?

  • What is happening?

  • Oh my oh a bald eagle.

  • That's american football.

  • Alright.

  • Oh, step to get a team together.

  • You want someone who can throw as your quarterback.

  • Someone who can run fast as you're running back.

  • I'm good at rolling.

  • I'll be the rollback.

  • Rollback isn't a position dude.

  • Okay.

  • That'll just be the motorboat back.

  • Oh sure dude, you can be the motorboat back.

  • Where does the motorboat back?

  • Stand over there by the bench.

  • All right, come on, baldi to the bench.

  • Finally, we can actually talk about football now.

  • Step three is Gatorade back.

  • Oh, orange.

  • It's not orange.

  • It's lemon lime.

  • Oh, it is not time for a Gatorade bath yet.

  • Oh sorry.

  • Rewind.

  • Oh, whoa, you can do that.

  • Sure I can do all sorts of football.

  • The things like this.

  • It's the replay.

  • Oh, hey, what the heck, baldy get me out of here.

  • Oh, okay.

  • Let's get back on the rails.

  • Step three is to try and score a touchdown.

  • You do this by advancing the ball downfield.

  • Either by running it or passing it or by motor boating it.

  • Oh, you're ruining the field.

  • This is insane.

  • It is, yes.

  • For one thing, you're driving a motorboat across dry land.

  • Oh, we can fix that.

  • What?

  • How do you do Fruit Lovers?

  • Orange and pear back once again to tackle another episode of how to seeing how it's fall today.

  • We're going to tell you how to stream.

  • NFL game.

  • Nice.

  • Kick us off Orange.

  • Fruit Lovers.

  • Here's the important thing to know about streams you're gonna get wet, especially if you don't have legs.

  • What pro tip, Try to jump across rocks if you can dude, careful though.

  • They can be slippery.

  • Stop right now.

  • Really?

  • You want to stop right now on top of this slippery rock.

  • I don't care where wow, pear pear pear.

  • You really should have listened to my advice about streams orange.

  • We're not talking about rivers.

  • We're talking about streaming the NFL over the internet.

  • Oh, gotcha, That makes sense.

  • The NFL is way more exciting to talk about so much is happening in the National forensics league right now.

  • They just announced the latest Lincoln Douglas debate topic and everybody's flipping out orange, you know very well.

  • That's not the NFL I'm talking about.

  • Oh, I know, I know.

  • As usual, we're talking about the national falafel league.

  • That's not a thing.

  • I know, but it should be, it's just so fun to say falafel, falafel falafel falafel, would you stop already?

  • Okay, okay, I'll knock it falafel dude, you know very well that the NFL stands for National Football League football.

  • I totally knew that one.

  • So step one is to check out the NFL schedule.

  • Find out when your favorite team is playing.

  • What if I don't have a favorite team, but I have a favorite player instead.

  • That's fine.

  • Who's your favorite player Philip rivers get it?

  • Yes, I get it.