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  • Bikini Bottom is home to some awesome automatons.

  • So let's dive in to see how big and small

  • these underwater robots can get.

  • Krabs! What are you doing in my hotel room?!

  • Uh, uh, uh, oh, good luck on your retirement, Plankton.

  • I won't give ya any more trouble.

  • Oh, I know you won't, Krabs,

  • because I'm at the Krusty Krab right now stealing that formula.

  • Oh, sure, whatever you say, old timer.

  • How would you be doing that

  • when you're all the way over here in Dullsville? Hmm?

  • [laughing]

  • Because I'm a decoy lookalike robot!

  • Gotcha! [laughing]

  • [sighing] So what'd I miss?

  • What?!

  • Here she is home sweet pineapple.

  • Infiltration complete. Time to execute phase five!

  • [laughing]

  • [laughing]

  • You're such a joyful being, SizzleMaster.

  • Here's that litter box you said you'd clean.

  • [sniffing] Gah!

  • Karen! I thought I told you not to put smell sensors

  • on the spatula!

  • You now stand in the most sacred place

  • in all of Lemuria.

  • Mesmerizing.

  • I see you are an art lover.

  • The sculpture of the Sphere Laser Dichotomy,

  • it really holds the room together.

  • Hey, Plankton. What are Simmy and Tally up to?

  • Oh, just setting up the rest of the activities.

  • The cotton candy machine, hot roasted peanuts,

  • games of chance,

  • bottles you can knock over to win a prize,

  • the world's most exciting roller coaster,

  • a deep fryer for delicacies...

  • Delicacies?

  • And of course, the dunking booth!

  • What's wrong, buddy?

  • [crying] You got me such an amazing gift,

  • and all I got you is... that.

  • Greetings. I am Robo 2.1, your personal robot servant.

  • I am proficient in providing over 250,000 creature comforts.

  • Would you care for a pastry?

  • Yum! Sweet, hot, and juicy. SpongeBob, this is a great gift!

  • [music playing]

  • My baby's here! [laughing]

  • Not if I have anything to say about it.

  • [grunting]

  • [alarm sounding[

  • [dinging]

  • [music playing]

  • [honking]

  • [honking]

  • What's wrong, Coupe?

  • I'm getting wet.

  • Whoa!

  • Here, take this!

  • [humming]

  • [honking]

  • - What's up? - I'm cold.

  • Aww. There you go, my widdle self-driver.

  • Nice and snuggy-wuggy.

  • I don't like it out here. I want to be inside.

  • We interrupt this program to bring you

  • a Bikini Bottom News Flash.

  • Whoa, big fella!

  • Mr. Plankton, we've received word

  • that you're plotting to infiltrate the Krusty Krab

  • and steal the Krabby Patty secret formula.

  • Is that true?

  • Actually, yes, that is true. I've got it all worked out.

  • First I break into the safe, and...

  • Huh? Wait, is this live?

  • Yes!

  • Don't broadcast my secret plans! They're secret!

  • I will destroy all of you!

  • [laughing]

  • [laughing]

  • [music playing]

  • [grunting]

  • You're-you're coming too fast on the bridge

  • and you're blowing clams!

  • [grunting]

  • [music playing]

  • [screaming]

  • Now, that's what I call jazz.

  • [screaming]

  • [chuckles] So sorry. Let me just take this.

  • [screaming]

  • [music playing]

  • Ooh, that's [mumbling]

  • [music playing]

  • [clearing throat] Hello.

  • And welcome to the Krusty Krab Museum,

  • the original home of the Krabby Patty,

  • now available in the frozen food section

  • of your local supermarket.

  • Oh and don't forget to buy souvenirs at the gift shop.

  • Atta boy, embrace the future!

  • So keep your eyes open.

  • You never know what trick he'll use

  • to steal me secret Krabby Patty formula.

  • What a quaint restaurant.

  • I think I will sample their wares.

  • Ooh, how weird! A machine made to look like a customer.

  • SpongeBob.

  • Why don't you go hose out the men's room?

  • With pleasure, sir!

  • I'll take this one.

  • Welcome to the Krusty Krab, sir.

  • May I help you?

  • Yes, please. I'd like an order of chili coral bits.

  • You sure you don't want a Krabby Patty?

  • No, thank you. Will this cover it?

  • Uh, sure. Here you go.

  • Good day.

  • Karen, I want you to meet my new computer wife.

  • Karen 2!

  • [gasping] Karen 2?!

  • I've been... replaced?!

  • I'm afraid so. But can you blame me?

  • She's got triple the processing, all the latest software,

  • and a sleek space-age design. [chuckles]

  • The whole package!

  • I can't believe this! And after all I've done for yo!

  • You dump me for this cheap pile of plastic!

  • Well, I had to cut cost somewhere.

  • Who are you calling cheap?! At least I don't rust!

  • Wow! How romantical.

  • [Pearl] Pssssst. I imagined it bigger.

  • Look! Pearl, a sweet adorable cherub.

  • Pearl. I don't think this is the Tunnel of Glove.

  • It's the Tunnel of Evil!

  • [grunting]

  • [whimpering]

  • Ah, nuts!

  • Oops. Sorry, Sandy.

  • Well, it's a good thing I brought my...

  • [alarm sounding]

  • [grunting]

  • special spacesuit designed for just this kind of situation.

  • Now, try not to file anything else up

  • while I'm out saving our necks.

  • Aha! There's the problem.

  • [music playing]

  • [music playing]

  • [music playing]

  • Eh, could've used more nuts.

  • [music playing]

  • [music playing]

  • We now return to tonight's Creepy Time Theater presentatin

  • of Night of the Robot.

  • [screaming]

  • Hurry, Gary, the scary robot movie's on.

  • [meowing]

  • What do you mean I shouldn't watch this?

  • Scary movies don't always freak me out.

  • [whimpering]

  • What if Mom is a robot?

  • What if Uncle Sherm is a robot?

  • What if Gary is a robot?

  • Gary?

  • Psst, Gary? Gare-Bear? [snoring]

  • [meowing]

  • Gary, if you were a robot, you'd tell me, right?

  • [meowing]

  • I've got nothing to worry about.

  • And now to get a good night's sleep.

  • [snoring]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • What the-- What are you doing?!

  • Huh?

  • I only have half an hour of me time left

  • and the idiots took my house.

  • All this modernization seems a little overwhelming,

  • doesn't it?

  • Well luckily for you, Mr. Krabs' fear

  • of robot overlords keeps the balance

  • of technology in check.

Bikini Bottom is home to some awesome automatons.

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