Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles - Born ceaselessly into the past. Grant, I think your new book is really good, It's just very very similar to The Great Gatsby. - The Good Grantsby. - Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys. - Oh, god. - Your queen bee is back. - Oh, god, Katie, please not again. - Again? - In a month's time, I will be a married woman. - Can we not, okay, Jesus. - Do you need? - That's right, this hot little piece of meat is about to be off the market. - Katie, we know you're getting married. Also, please don't call yourself meat. - Gross. - The hubby and I have entered into a sexy little agreement. - I hate where this is going. - For the next three hours, you four are allowed to flirt with me. - Pass. - I'll add more time if we need it. - Three hours is already way too long and why would we wanna do this anyway? - I'm gonna be honest. I wasn't into your flirting before. - You were the only person who wanted that to happen. - You kept trying to get us to flirt with you. - But now I'm meat about to be taken off the market and I wanna have a little bit of fun. - No one wants to flirt here, Katie. - No one is doing this. - Are you ready boys, start your flirting. - Stop it. - I feel like I'm talking to a wall. - We have no interest in flirting with you. Can you please stop wasting everyone's time? - Aw, I get it. (groaning) Are you worried that you won't have a chance to flirt with me? - No, I'm worried that you... - I am going to make sure that all of my coworkers have a chance. - We don't want it. - I know what goes through your brains all day long noon to moon. - That's not a full day. - You guys just see me as a sexual object. - It's really important to me that you understand that that's not what we think of you. - I'm just a little pornographic moving image for your four designed to get your boners sneezing. (disgusted groaning) - So start acting like it. - Don't talk about our boners. - What makes you think it is okay to talk to your coworkers this way? - Oh, Brennan, I get it. - I hope to God you do. - You wanna be more than coworkers. - No. - I would like to be less than coworkers. - Well for the next three hours, we can be. - No. - And that goes for all of you. - Not only am I not attracted to you, I hate you, straight up. - Ooh. - I don't wanna flirt with you. I don't wanna spend time with you. - Well, well, well. Raphael comin' in hot. - No. - Yes, Raphael, nagging does work on me. - No. - Big time. - You are a terrible person. - Katie, you're getting married in a month. - I am meat. - Yeah, I know, you keep saying that, okay. - Nothing but meat. - This is not a good way for an engaged person to behave. Alright, this isn't appropriate. - Aww. - What? - Aww. - What? - Who's my big flirt? - No. - No one. No one is your big flirt. - Who's my big flirt? - I'm not. - It's you, Trapp. - No, it's not. - No! - No it's not. - You want me to break off this engagement. - I don't want you to end your engagement. - I'm not gonna break off the engagement. - I don't want you to do it. - Sorry about it, babe. - I want you to get married as fast as possible. I want this to stop. - But at least we have these six hours together. - When did it become six? - I can't talk to you anymore, it's pointless. I'm gonna leave, I'm just gonna leave. - No, I'll leave, you boys stay. I have to go to the bathroom. - She just said bathroom. - Yeah. - I did. - She did just say bathroom, right, I heard that right? - You're going to the bathroom. - There's a lot of stuff here we need to worry about but honestly I'm just so impressed that you've stopped shitting in your pants. - I'm practically a married woman. I can't be doing that anymore. - Don't have to poop in your pants when you're not a married woman either. - I want you to know that this is a positive step, that we're proud of you. - Mhmm. - No, Katie. - Did you shit your pants anyway? - Boys, it was just farts. (cheering) - That is a big improvement. - Wait, wait, wait, you're shitting.