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  • Welcome to www.

  • As always.

  • We're not necessarily encouraging you to eat raw food.

  • That's just the name of our show.

  • So chill with the emails.

  • Let's get to the food wrestling.

  • Tonight's matchup on three on three Tag team extravaganza Featuring W.

  • W.

  • Eat superfoods such as celery Mysterio.

  • The big big show.

  • Mhm.

  • And of course you can't see me because I'm hiding behind this pole.

  • Tonight's tank team bounced pits these superfoods against the decidedly less super kitchen crew.

  • Who were number one C therapy.

  • It's a banana hammock.

  • Just for the record.

  • I'm a pacifist.

  • I'm just here as the equipment manager.

  • W.

  • W.

  • E.

  • Raw.

  • What?

  • Whoa.

  • This is really gonna be a piece of cake.

  • I drink guys like you for breakfast.

  • Get ready for the zero knuckle shuffle now.

  • Where did he go?

  • Juan's got me on the ropes already And the ropes are bouncy.

  • Yeah.

  • The ropes are bouncy.

  • Now, can we wrestle or what would you come back?

  • I'm trash talking here.

  • Stop making me chase you.

  • I'm getting really winded.

  • Yeah, I'm getting tired of it too.

  • I'm at the end of my rope bouncy bouncy bouncy celery.

  • Mysterio tag me out.

  • I can't go on.

  • How we don't have any hands.

  • Good point.

  • Hey ref why don't we tag out?

  • Come on.

  • I'm not saying puppies.

  • Okay, we'll go with puppies, jeez, puppies puppies.

  • Alright, celeb Ray Mysterio is in the house.

  • You like that then You're gonna love this.

  • Oh.

  • Huh?

  • What's the matter celery?

  • Huh?

  • I've never flip kick someone so short before.

  • I don't think it's gonna work.

  • Try another move.

  • Yeah.

  • You don't want to stop short.

  • He's too short.

  • None of my moves are gonna work on him.

  • Nice.

  • I knew being small would pay off someday.

  • I can't believe I'm saying this puppies, you're doing great midget apple.

  • Yeah, you're doing a little better than I expected.

  • Thanks.

  • Ah are you kidding me?

  • No way.

  • I'm out puppies, puppies, puppies, puppies, puppies puppies.

  • What?

  • I don't want to go in.

  • I was here just as an equipment manager crap.

  • Okay, so here's the deal.

  • I don't know the first thing about fighting.

  • So maybe you could let me flip through this.

  • Fighting for dummies book real quick.

  • Okay, look, can we just sit down and talk about this for a second?

  • Whoa.

  • There.

  • Just knocked right back out with a folding chair.

  • What?

  • No, it was an accident.

  • Mhm, puppies.

  • Now, you gotta answer to me, pal.

  • Hey, raf.

  • Look, it's a unicorn triple flip kick.

  • How are we losing to these guys?

  • I have no idea.

  • There nobody's And where the best wrestlers in the whole world, You guys aren't the best wrestlers in the world.

  • Yeah.

  • Then who is the rock?

  • The rock?

  • He's okay, but I wouldn't say he's the best howdy, howdy fruit lovers now here and I do a lot of these episodes where the advice is kind of well, terrible, Downright falls the exact opposite of what you should actually do something like that.

  • But today we're gonna give it to you straight.

  • So what's the prompt fair, I'm in the mood to give some real good advice.

  • Bring it on right.

  • Here you go.

  • This week.

  • Ryan wants to know how to wrestle a bear.

  • Nice.

  • Let's do this.

  • Do what answer?

  • How to wrestle a bear dude.

  • We have no clue how to do that.

  • Ryan knows what he's doing.

  • Look at his question again, he's not asking how to wrestle a bear pair.

  • He's telling us, I don't follow it's a code.

  • Uh, Ryan gave us the answer.

  • You wrestle a bear by using burgers, Donuts and football's orange.

  • I think you've officially lost it.

  • Maybe step on get some hamburgers.

  • Why to lure the bear into a confrontation on your turn dot?

  • Okay, I guess that kind of makes sense.

  • If you're going to wrestle a bear and win, gonna want homecourt advantage, that's just common sense.

  • I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but I'm on board with this so far.

  • Go on.

  • Thank u next up step to use the donuts.

  • Well, this ought to be good to carry the bears favor bear bears like donuts to, you know, I guess that's not untrue.

  • Of course it isn't not.

  • Never Untrue.

  • Donuts are delicious to everybody carry or otherwise before the wrestling begins.

  • Use the donuts to gain the bears trust and friendship.

  • Well, I don't even know how this happened, but you're making decent points so far.

  • You have some explaining to do on the footballs though.

  • Of course the footballs are the most important part Step three.

  • Now that you're chummy with the bear.

  • Use the footballs to practice place kicks and at the last moment full of charlie brown on it, Bears down the bears down bear this wrestling matches.

  • All right, you had me and then you lost me.

  • You know what you're talking about that would totally work in real life.

  • Dude, that would never work in real life.

  • You're gonna do football place kicks with a bear in real life.

  • Of course, pair, I thought through this very thoroughly.

  • Yeah, then prove it.

  • There's a bear.

  • Go on wrestling.

  • Oh um hey bear, yo what up you wanna, you know, do some football Place kicks.

  • Do I look like I was born yesterday?

  • You're gonna pull it away and do that charlie brown thing?

  • Yeah ho yo ho okay, fine, whoa.

  • Oh look out for that.

  • TNT detonator placed over there for some reason.

  • Hey fruit Lovers.

  • Welcome to story time.

  • Today I'm gonna tell you the story of the sword and the stone and orange.

  • Mm hmm You're paying attention.

  • Yeah.

  • Stone and the sword got it.

  • It's the sword in the stone.

  • I'd expect my co host to pay attention a little better than this.

  • How could I pay attention when there's a sunset outside.

  • Like how often does that even happen?

  • It happens every day.

  • Oh right now then I'm going to begin the story, you ready, yep, you're gonna pay attention, mm hmm the entire time, wow!

  • If you look right at it, your eyeballs start to hurt.

  • Well, the show must go on once upon a time long, long ago the king of England died with no heir.

  • That makes sense.

  • If you don't have air, you're definitely gonna die.

  • Not that kind of air orange, I'm talking about Children.

  • He had no one to take his throne.

  • Hey, you don't need kids for that.

  • I know a couple of guys, they'll move any furniture you got at rock bottom prices.

  • Moving on.

  • That's the name of their company.

  • You've heard of him.

  • Anyway, shortly after the king passed away, a sword magically appeared in the middle of London.

  • It was stuck into an anvil and it had an inscription.

  • Oh, let me see if I can read it, who fall, pull it out the floorboard in the phone.

  • Those are s S.

  • Dude, that's how they wrote them back then.

  • Those R.

  • S.

  • Is what the f the point is.

  • Whoever pulled the sword out of the anvil got to be king, but no one, no matter how big and strong they were, could even get it to budge.

  • Until one day macho man, randy savage arrived and no, there are no WWF superstars in this story, silly pair in old timey England, it's W.

  • W.

  • S.

  • Stop now, Then one day a scrawny lad named Arthur was preparing to become a Squire to his huge buff brother named Macho man, Randy Savage.

  • Find Arthur's buff brother was macho man.

  • What's important is that?

  • Arthur chased one of his brothers arrows into the woods and met a wizard named hulk Hogan.

  • I'm no different than I was before.

  • Man Orange, Will you pay attention to the story?

  • If it's filled with WWF superstars?

  • As a matter of fact, it's the only way I'll pay attention whatever hulk Hogan proceeded to teach Arthur a bunch of lessons about life, like how to do a pile driver.

  • Sure, why not?

  • Anyway, since for years and years no one could pull the sword out of the stone, they decided to crown whatever night one, the great tournament Arthur's brother entered.

  • But on the day of the great tournament, Arthur, his Squire accidentally forgot to bring his sword.

  • What you do not want to get on, Macho man, Randy Savage is bad side.

  • Exactly.

  • So when a panic, Arthur ran around town searching for any sort he could find.

  • Finally he spotted one and grabbed it and once you know it, it happened to be the sword in the stone.

  • Arthur of all people was the first and only person to pull the sword out.

  • He was crowned king of England and wore the WWF Championship belt with honor for the rest of his days.

  • The end, mm hmm.

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