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  • Oh, brother, this guy stinks!

  • Boy meets grill.

  • [grunting]

  • [sniffing]

  • Where is that freaky, funky smell coming from?

  • [sniffing]

  • [mooing]

  • [belching]

  • That is horrible!

  • Not the right smell, though.

  • But those dumb aliens were no match

  • for my spinning star attack.

  • I gave them a whoosh and a beef and a suckaroo!

  • And then... funky breath attack!

  • [laughing]

  • What has any of that to do with the outhouse blowing up?

  • [gasps] Oh, yeah, yeah.

  • After the aliens left,

  • I went to visit my friend the outhouse.

  • I call him Outie.

  • [flatulence]

  • He didn't!

  • [flatulence]

  • [laughs]

  • Oh, that is so like Mr. Tentacles!

  • [laughing]

  • After we gossiped for a while,

  • we shared a pot of Plankton's chili.

  • One for me...

  • [disgusted groaning]

  • And one for you, buddy!

  • [humming]

  • Plankton's five-alarm chili?!

  • That'll make anything explode!

  • Patrick blew up the outhouse!

  • Pardon me. Ugly sponge coming through.

  • People respect self esteem.

  • Hi, I am very ugly.

  • But you should enjoy the movie anyway.

  • Excuse me, sir,

  • I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you.

  • Not at all, boy.

  • [sniffs, groans in disgust]

  • You never do anything.

  • - I changed his diaper. - Yeah, once.

  • He's only this big,

  • how many diapers could he possibly use?

  • Hmm...?

  • Oh, that's not so much.

  • Hmm...?

  • So?

  • Hmm...?

  • Hmm...?

  • Hmm...?

  • [whimpers]

  • All right, you two!

  • Hat and uniform seem to be in order.

  • Hmm...

  • Promise me you'll shave tonight and you pass.

  • Hoorah.

  • Okay, boy, your turn.

  • I think you'll find everything shipshape.

  • [sniffing] Ah!

  • Jumping jellyfish, what's that stench?

  • Uh, discovery?

  • How's this?

  • [sniffing]

  • Needs more dirty laundry umami.

  • Oh...

  • What about now?

  • Uh-huh...

  • Perhaps a pinch of trash.

  • Oh...

  • [explosion]

  • This has got to be it!

  • [sniffing]

  • Darn, that's not it!

  • I guess we lost the trail.

  • [retching]

  • [growling]

  • [panting and snorting]

  • Delicious!

  • What is that horrible smell?

  • Onion rings?

  • [sniffing] Ah!

  • [screams] Acidic!

  • But nobody told me about bad smells!

  • [wheezing]

  • Oh, what is it now?

  • Oh!

  • [growling]

  • [panting]

  • I'm gonna have to rethink this whole smelling thing.

  • Hi, I'm Perch Perkins,

  • and today I'll be your guide through the wonderful world

  • of snouts, snoots and schnoses.

  • That's right, kids, noses!

  • Follow me!

  • Whoa!

  • [laughs]

  • We begin in the factory that's inside everyone's nose.

  • The olfactory.

  • Eh-heh.

  • Here, trained workers test each sniff for smelliness.

  • [groaning]

  • We end our tour in the snot foundry,

  • where finely-crafted boogers are made.

  • This is Perch Perkins, reminding you

  • you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose,

  • but you can't pick your friend's nose!

  • [laughing]

  • Yoo-hoo.

  • [chuckles] You're in the middle.

  • Ouch!

  • Oh. Good evening, monsieur.

  • What might we have on the menu at this fine establishment?

  • Well, you should know considering the fact

  • that you work here, sod for brains.

  • Speaking of sod, why don't you get rid of this garbage?

  • It's starting to stink up the joint.

  • Don't say such a thing, Squidward!

  • Patty's just a little sick is all.

  • Wight, Wubbie-Wubbie?

  • I'll show you sick!

  • Squidward, what are you doing with my beautiful Patty?

  • Beautiful, huh?

  • How beautiful do you think this is?

  • [shuddering]

  • Stop it, Squidward!

  • Maybe you can't see Patty's beauty,

  • but to me, she's the most gorgeous creature in the sea.

  • Well, I definitely see I can't help the mentally atrophied.

  • Goodbye, creature.

  • Pay you no mind to that, Wubbie-Wubbie.

  • I will always love...

  • [sniffing]

  • Eww, what is that smell?

  • [gasps]

  • P-Patty?

  • [screams]

  • [snoring]

  • [groaning]

  • [yawning]

  • [sniffing]

  • [sighs]

  • [groans disgusted]

  • [grunting]

  • [sniffing]

  • Oh, how unsavory!

  • [grunting]

  • [mumbling]

  • [crowd groaning]

  • Take your crack at it.

  • [sniffing]

  • [yelps]

  • Uh-huh...?

  • [giggling]

  • [chuckling]

  • [sniffing]

  • Whew, nope.

  • [sniffing] Nope.

  • Hmm... [sniffing]

  • [sniffing]

  • Nope.

  • Eh, can't please everyone.

  • Huh?

  • What in Sulfur City...?

  • Ah-hah!

  • [grunting]

  • [screaming]

  • And don't come back until you clean up your act!

  • Oh, yeah? Well, what if I don't clean up my act, huh?

  • I'm revolting!

  • [grunting]

  • Oh!

  • [screaming]

  • [gasps]

  • Sweet Neptune...

  • Imported cheese?

  • This is inexcusable!

  • Yuck!

  • What are you doing with my cheese?

  • It's rotten garbage now.

  • That's better.