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  • Hey there.

  • Fruit lovers, especially you ladies out there, that's right.

  • Today we're recording the hot or not challenge in front of a live all female studio audience, Excuse me?

  • You said this is the hot or not challenge actually.

  • Well I'm not and I'm ready to enter.

  • Let's do this, wow, it hurts so good.

  • I think you might have the wrong.

  • Yeah, let's see blake.

  • Get hotter than this, admitted blake.

  • I finally beat you at something.

  • Yeah, yeah, so I don't know who blake is, but this is the hot or not challenge.

  • I beg your pardon?

  • Yeah, the hot, not challenges one kitchen over you mean I didn't beat blake?

  • I mean you probably beat him at becoming a pile of ash, nope all did it moments before he did.

  • Oh dang it blake.

  • Sorry, not sorry, my dude, whoa, wow.

  • Anyway, here's what today's challenge is actually about, I'm about to bring two eligible bachelors out on stage and the audience is going to decide who's hot and who's not.

  • Alright, let's do this.

  • First up, we have grapefruit.

  • Hey, call me subs ladies.

  • Hey, Yeah, yeah, I know it's very exciting for you all now.

  • Who's this poor schmuck that has to go up against me.

  • That would be snack Effron What?

  • That's that's not fair.

  • It's not wearing a shirt, neither are you valid, but I'm still furious, ladies, go ahead and plug your answers into the electronic device is located on the seat back in front of you And as accepted snack Ephron is cut with 100% of the vote, Come on, How do you get 100%.

  • My mom's in the audience.

  • Oh sorry, sweetie, but it's snack Effron, you understand, don't you?

  • I guess you're right.

  • All right.

  • Listen sis, I want a shot at redemption.

  • I mean come on, I have to go up and get snack Ephron in the first round.

  • Let me do one more please.

  • Sure thing grapefruit this time you're up against Ryan Reynolds wrap, wow, that's some loud cheering sis, you're supposed to be impartial.

  • Sorry, you're right ladies, please vote now mom, you better not leave me hanging this time.

  • Don't worry, sweetie, I got you next time.

  • Okay, the votes are in and Ryan Reynolds wrap wins with 100 and 5% of the vote 105.

  • How does somebody even get 100 and 5% Mom?

  • I thought you were gonna vote for me.

  • Well I wanted to, honey, but then I decided to vote twice for Ryan instead.

  • I mean, you know, once for each of his dreamy eyes, mom, you know this episode is going on the internet, right, Dad's gonna see this, you know, grapefruit you up for round three.

  • No way this thing is rigged.

  • I'm out of here heading your way.

  • Next up we have little apple.

  • Thanks for having me against poop Mcgillicuddy as you vote ladies, please keep in mind that poop Mcgillicuddy flies are not part of the contest.

  • Some of them may be cute, but they're not supposed to be here.

  • They just kind of came anyway, so ignore them if you can.

  • Good luck man, I'm not gonna lie.

  • My ego needs this big time.

  • But win or lose.

  • I promise to be cool about it.

  • Alright, the scores are in and little apple wins with 95% of the vote.

  • Yes, in your face.

  • I'm hot.

  • You're not real cool.

  • Little apple.

  • Speaking of cool, I'm back.

  • Oh hey grapefruit.

  • I would like another shot now that I see that you have people like little apple and poopy Mcgillicuddy ilk I think I'll roll the dice one more time.

  • You really want that hot title?

  • Huh?

  • Well I believe I've earned it.

  • Am I right ladies?

  • Huh?

  • Now who's in here scrap?

  • I'm doing around four, sorry, but Mackenzie call me later in the week.

  • We'll set something else up.

  • Oh my gosh, but Mackenzie, the level of competition in these later rounds is dismal sis.

  • Can't wait to see you back me up against this time.

  • Well that would be johnny deep, johnny dip.

  • Come on.

  • How many of these foods libraries you have in this challenge?

  • Quite a few.

  • Would you rather go up against tom hollandaise?

  • No, I would not.

  • He's adorable.

  • Perhaps timothy.

  • Jamela is more your jam.

  • Oh, he's my jam.

  • Alright, mom!

  • Stop being pervy sis.

  • I want to go against someone else porridge.

  • Clooney.

  • This isn't funny.

  • Chris Hemsworth, stop it.

  • Jason mimosa.

  • Fine.

  • Let's just get this over with, go ahead ladies, judge my hotness against Jason Mimosa.

  • Wait, what's happening out there in the audience?

  • I'm not sure.

  • I'm actually, Honey, I believe we all pressed the Jason mimosa buttons so fast and so excitedly that we accidentally broke the voting devices.

  • We can do it again.

  • Thanks mom.

  • You're welcome, sweetie.

  • Actually, grapefruit.

  • I think you might want to stick around for this due to technical malfunction, grapefruit and Jason mimosa officially tied with zero points each.

  • You mean I'm as hot as Jason Mimosa.

  • Don't finish that sentence about everything I wish to hear.

  • Thank you.

  • Now I bid you ado, ladies.

  • I'm glad you got it right in the end.

  • Sys call me if you ever change your mind about dating me, you know, you will.

  • I will not.

  • It was worth a shot.

  • And Jason.

  • Sorry, you didn't win bro.

  • Hey, maybe you worked out a little bit hard in the gym or something.

  • You could have defeated me.

  • But alas, yeah, I'm gonna go.

  • Mhm.

  • Mhm.

  • Mhm.

Hey there.

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