Scott Woodward.

What would mr Crabb say?

It's the krusty Krab.

Mr squid word were always polite to our valued customers.

Welcome to the Krusty Krab, May I please take your order remember squid word.

Service with a smile Here.

Try one of mr crabs vintage training devices, wow.

May I please take your order?

I'll take a crabby patty.

Hold the freaky smile.

I think that went pretty well.

Don't you sponge, pop you.

Aggravating.

Obnoxious, lonesome little, mm hmm.

Hold that constructive criticism.

Squid word.

I'll be right back.

Mr crabs.

I can't come in today.

I caught something terrible.

Would you catch?

I caught sight of the calendar.

Hold on, scuppered.

There's someone here to see you.

He says he's from the barnacle bay Art museum and he wants to honor you as artist of the month I have arrived.

What?

What's so funny.

Where's the art dealer?

You just missed him.

Yeah, but he told us to tell you.

Tell me what he told me to tell you.

April fools.

Well, it's been nice working here.

Thanks for everything.

Mr crabs, squid.

Wait, wait.

Just send my last check to the p.

O box.

Mr Crabb.

Indubitably madam.

We are your high class caterers.

But where are your tuxedos?

Tax cedars?

Just give us a moment to suit up me.

Good lady.

Now, where are we going to get tuxedos from you.

Hey, what are you doing?

Okay, Great then.

Close your eyes.

I'm ready.

Well, I like it so far.

It's the new Krusty crew uniform.

I designed it myself.

Okay, this is it.

Spongebob.

Now tell her how you really feel about that uniform.

Okay, squid word, Pearl.

This is the greatest uniform ever.

Fish paste.

Oh, Spongebob.

You look so adorable.

I could just eat you up.

Sorry Pearl.

This item's not on the menu.

Well, I didn't think it was possible.

Spongebob, but you look even more ridiculous than usual.

Don't be jealous.

Uncle squidgy.

I made one for you too.

Don't bother.

Only a fool would wear that nasty shipmates!

Don't these just shiver your timbers.

Get that suit on sailor.

It's already been paid for.

Mm hmm.

Rage, fury, irritation, humiliation.

And what about me?

Don't worry, squid word.

You're fired.

Well, do I get rehired for a new job at the museum?

To know you're just fired.

What?

You don't find me.

I quit.

I've got my resignation letter.

All prepared here.

Mr crabs.

You have a ticket.

Sir.

Can't be in a museum without a ticket.

What?

What?

I tendered my resignation from this greasy establishment.

Too long have I toiled under your iron claw.

Now I am free free to live my dreams of being a ballet dancer.

Ha ha!

And the first chair, clarinet at the bikini bottom.

Orchestra.

Ha ha!

And I am going to finally publish my mystery thriller novel, dial D for doily eight o'clock.

So long suckers.

I've got a hot date with a little lady and her name is clarinet.

What are you open?

Read the sign.

I'll have a crabby patty deluxe.

And a double chili kelp fries.

No, you won't.

I can't hang out here all night.

I've got a life.

Well fine.

If you don't want my money money, if we stayed open later, you'd give us your money.

Sure.

Mr squid word.

Welcome to the night shift from now on the krusty Krab is open 24 hours a day.

What wow!

Now we never have to stop working.

Mr Kraft.

See you in the morning boys, I can't hang out here all night.

I got a life.

Hey, we need the combination.

I got it covered.

One, wow.

See this is fun.

I got it.

I got it.

Hello?

Sorry sir, we're closed their Krusty Krab.

How can I help you?

Pizza?

Of course we have pizza.

Mr delivery squid.

We'll bring it right over.

Mr crab.

We don't serve pizza.

We don't deliver.

We don't deliver.

But you do, can't you just get sponge market.

Doing great idea.

Take him with you.

That's not what I had in mind.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for.

We've saved the best for last.

Put your hands together for we come from all squid work.

Ha.

Mhm.

Who's losing money on this deal.

It's worth every penny.

No way to behave.

Can we show a little decency.

And form a neat single file line in front of the register.

Get out.

Whoa, whoa undone.

The hunches.

Mr squid word.

We're taking on water.

Mr squid word.

I want my body.

Mr Woodward.

Mr squid would climb the end.

Goodbye.

Mr squid word, mister Mr crabs.

Can we please go now?

Perhaps one of our more loyal workers can enlighten you on company policies.

The Krusty Krab employing manual, second revised edition, page 35 Section 19, clause three A.

States.

All staff must remain on the premises until the day's receipts are fully accounted for.

But that's not fair.

Three B.

The proprietor reserves the right to be unfair, teachers, Pat, let's see.

5 10 25.

Blue applesauce.

Everything looks to be in order.

Except where is it?

Where is it?

Why my dime?

The special time.

The first time I ever made I always keep it at the back of the register.

For luck.

Well, I've never seen that.

Hmm.

Are you prepared to say that with your hand on a stack of interpretive Dance Quarterly's?