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  • What do you want?

  • Scott Woodward.

  • What would mr Crabb say?

  • It's the krusty Krab.

  • Mr squid word were always polite to our valued customers.

  • Welcome to the Krusty Krab, May I please take your order remember squid word.

  • Service with a smile Here.

  • Try one of mr crabs vintage training devices, wow.

  • May I please take your order?

  • I'll take a crabby patty.

  • Hold the freaky smile.

  • I think that went pretty well.

  • Don't you sponge, pop you.

  • Aggravating.

  • Obnoxious, lonesome little, mm hmm.

  • Hold that constructive criticism.

  • Squid word.

  • I'll be right back.

  • Mr crabs.

  • I can't come in today.

  • I caught something terrible.

  • Would you catch?

  • I caught sight of the calendar.

  • Hold on, scuppered.

  • There's someone here to see you.

  • He says he's from the barnacle bay Art museum and he wants to honor you as artist of the month I have arrived.

  • What?

  • What's so funny.

  • Where's the art dealer?

  • You just missed him.

  • Yeah, but he told us to tell you.

  • Tell me what he told me to tell you.

  • April fools.

  • Well, it's been nice working here.

  • Thanks for everything.

  • Mr crabs, squid.

  • Wait, wait.

  • Just send my last check to the p.

  • O box.

  • Mr Crabb.

  • Indubitably madam.

  • We are your high class caterers.

  • But where are your tuxedos?

  • Tax cedars?

  • Just give us a moment to suit up me.

  • Good lady.

  • Now, where are we going to get tuxedos from you.

  • Hey, what are you doing?

  • Okay, Great then.

  • Close your eyes.

  • I'm ready.

  • Well, I like it so far.

  • It's the new Krusty crew uniform.

  • I designed it myself.

  • Okay, this is it.

  • Spongebob.

  • Now tell her how you really feel about that uniform.

  • Okay, squid word, Pearl.

  • This is the greatest uniform ever.

  • Fish paste.

  • Oh, Spongebob.

  • You look so adorable.

  • I could just eat you up.

  • Sorry Pearl.

  • This item's not on the menu.

  • Well, I didn't think it was possible.

  • Spongebob, but you look even more ridiculous than usual.

  • Don't be jealous.

  • Uncle squidgy.

  • I made one for you too.

  • Don't bother.

  • Only a fool would wear that nasty shipmates!

  • Don't these just shiver your timbers.

  • Get that suit on sailor.

  • It's already been paid for.

  • Mm hmm.

  • Rage, fury, irritation, humiliation.

  • And what about me?

  • Don't worry, squid word.

  • You're fired.

  • Well, do I get rehired for a new job at the museum?

  • To know you're just fired.

  • What?

  • You don't find me.

  • I quit.

  • I've got my resignation letter.

  • All prepared here.

  • Mr crabs.

  • You have a ticket.

  • Sir.

  • Can't be in a museum without a ticket.

  • What?

  • What?

  • I tendered my resignation from this greasy establishment.

  • Too long have I toiled under your iron claw.

  • Now I am free free to live my dreams of being a ballet dancer.

  • Ha ha!

  • And the first chair, clarinet at the bikini bottom.

  • Orchestra.

  • Ha ha!

  • And I am going to finally publish my mystery thriller novel, dial D for doily eight o'clock.

  • So long suckers.

  • I've got a hot date with a little lady and her name is clarinet.

  • What are you open?

  • Read the sign.

  • I'll have a crabby patty deluxe.

  • And a double chili kelp fries.

  • No, you won't.

  • I can't hang out here all night.

  • I've got a life.

  • Well fine.

  • If you don't want my money money, if we stayed open later, you'd give us your money.

  • Sure.

  • Mr squid word.

  • Welcome to the night shift from now on the krusty Krab is open 24 hours a day.

  • What wow!

  • Now we never have to stop working.

  • Mr Kraft.

  • See you in the morning boys, I can't hang out here all night.

  • I got a life.

  • Hey, we need the combination.

  • I got it covered.

  • One, wow.

  • See this is fun.

  • I got it.

  • I got it.

  • Hello?

  • Sorry sir, we're closed their Krusty Krab.

  • How can I help you?

  • Pizza?

  • Of course we have pizza.

  • Mr delivery squid.

  • We'll bring it right over.

  • Mr crab.

  • We don't serve pizza.

  • We don't deliver.

  • We don't deliver.

  • But you do, can't you just get sponge market.

  • Doing great idea.

  • Take him with you.

  • That's not what I had in mind.

  • And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for.

  • We've saved the best for last.

  • Put your hands together for we come from all squid work.

  • Ha.

  • Mhm.

  • Who's losing money on this deal.

  • It's worth every penny.

  • No way to behave.

  • Can we show a little decency.

  • And form a neat single file line in front of the register.

  • Get out.

  • Whoa, whoa undone.

  • The hunches.

  • Mr squid word.

  • We're taking on water.

  • Mr squid word.

  • I want my body.

  • Mr Woodward.

  • Mr squid would climb the end.

  • Goodbye.

  • Mr squid word, mister Mr crabs.

  • Can we please go now?

  • Perhaps one of our more loyal workers can enlighten you on company policies.

  • The Krusty Krab employing manual, second revised edition, page 35 Section 19, clause three A.

  • States.

  • All staff must remain on the premises until the day's receipts are fully accounted for.

  • But that's not fair.

  • Three B.

  • The proprietor reserves the right to be unfair, teachers, Pat, let's see.

  • 5 10 25.

  • Blue applesauce.

  • Everything looks to be in order.

  • Except where is it?

  • Where is it?

  • Why my dime?

  • The special time.

  • The first time I ever made I always keep it at the back of the register.

  • For luck.

  • Well, I've never seen that.