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What do you want?
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Scott Woodward.
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What would mr Crabb say?
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It's the krusty Krab.
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Mr squid word were always polite to our valued customers.
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Welcome to the Krusty Krab, May I please take your order remember squid word.
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Service with a smile Here.
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Try one of mr crabs vintage training devices, wow.
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May I please take your order?
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I'll take a crabby patty.
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Hold the freaky smile.
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I think that went pretty well.
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Don't you sponge, pop you.
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Aggravating.
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Obnoxious, lonesome little, mm hmm.
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Hold that constructive criticism.
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Squid word.
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I'll be right back.
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Mr crabs.
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I can't come in today.
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I caught something terrible.
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Would you catch?
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I caught sight of the calendar.
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Hold on, scuppered.
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There's someone here to see you.
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He says he's from the barnacle bay Art museum and he wants to honor you as artist of the month I have arrived.
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What?
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What's so funny.
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Where's the art dealer?
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You just missed him.
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Yeah, but he told us to tell you.
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Tell me what he told me to tell you.
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April fools.
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Well, it's been nice working here.
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Thanks for everything.
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Mr crabs, squid.
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Wait, wait.
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Just send my last check to the p.
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O box.
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Mr Crabb.
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Indubitably madam.
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We are your high class caterers.
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But where are your tuxedos?
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Tax cedars?
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Just give us a moment to suit up me.
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Good lady.
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Now, where are we going to get tuxedos from you.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Okay, Great then.
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Close your eyes.
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I'm ready.
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Well, I like it so far.
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It's the new Krusty crew uniform.
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I designed it myself.
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Okay, this is it.
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Spongebob.
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Now tell her how you really feel about that uniform.
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Okay, squid word, Pearl.
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This is the greatest uniform ever.
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Fish paste.
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Oh, Spongebob.
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You look so adorable.
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I could just eat you up.
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Sorry Pearl.
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This item's not on the menu.
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Well, I didn't think it was possible.
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Spongebob, but you look even more ridiculous than usual.
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Don't be jealous.
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Uncle squidgy.
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I made one for you too.
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Don't bother.
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Only a fool would wear that nasty shipmates!
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Don't these just shiver your timbers.
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Get that suit on sailor.
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It's already been paid for.
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Mm hmm.
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Rage, fury, irritation, humiliation.
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And what about me?
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Don't worry, squid word.
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You're fired.
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Well, do I get rehired for a new job at the museum?
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To know you're just fired.
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What?
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You don't find me.
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I quit.
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I've got my resignation letter.
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All prepared here.
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Mr crabs.
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You have a ticket.
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Sir.
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Can't be in a museum without a ticket.
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What?
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What?
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I tendered my resignation from this greasy establishment.
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Too long have I toiled under your iron claw.
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Now I am free free to live my dreams of being a ballet dancer.
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Ha ha!
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And the first chair, clarinet at the bikini bottom.
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Orchestra.
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Ha ha!
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And I am going to finally publish my mystery thriller novel, dial D for doily eight o'clock.
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So long suckers.
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I've got a hot date with a little lady and her name is clarinet.
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What are you open?
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Read the sign.
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I'll have a crabby patty deluxe.
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And a double chili kelp fries.
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No, you won't.
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I can't hang out here all night.
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I've got a life.
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Well fine.
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If you don't want my money money, if we stayed open later, you'd give us your money.
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Sure.
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Mr squid word.
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Welcome to the night shift from now on the krusty Krab is open 24 hours a day.
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What wow!
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Now we never have to stop working.
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Mr Kraft.
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See you in the morning boys, I can't hang out here all night.
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I got a life.
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Hey, we need the combination.
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I got it covered.
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One, wow.
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See this is fun.
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I got it.
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I got it.
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Hello?
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Sorry sir, we're closed their Krusty Krab.
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How can I help you?
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Pizza?
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Of course we have pizza.
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Mr delivery squid.
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We'll bring it right over.
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Mr crab.
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We don't serve pizza.
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We don't deliver.
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We don't deliver.
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But you do, can't you just get sponge market.
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Doing great idea.
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Take him with you.
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That's not what I had in mind.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for.
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We've saved the best for last.
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Put your hands together for we come from all squid work.
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Ha.
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Mhm.
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Who's losing money on this deal.
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It's worth every penny.
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No way to behave.
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Can we show a little decency.
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And form a neat single file line in front of the register.
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Get out.
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Whoa, whoa undone.
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The hunches.
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Mr squid word.
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We're taking on water.
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Mr squid word.
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I want my body.
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Mr Woodward.
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Mr squid would climb the end.
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Goodbye.
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Mr squid word, mister Mr crabs.
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Can we please go now?
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Perhaps one of our more loyal workers can enlighten you on company policies.
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The Krusty Krab employing manual, second revised edition, page 35 Section 19, clause three A.
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States.
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All staff must remain on the premises until the day's receipts are fully accounted for.
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But that's not fair.
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Three B.
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The proprietor reserves the right to be unfair, teachers, Pat, let's see.
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5 10 25.
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Blue applesauce.
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Everything looks to be in order.
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Except where is it?
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Where is it?
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Why my dime?
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The special time.
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The first time I ever made I always keep it at the back of the register.
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For luck.
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Well, I've never seen that.
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Hmm.
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Are you prepared to say that with your hand on a stack of interpretive Dance Quarterly's?
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Of course I'm.
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What are you saying?
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I ain't saying nothing.
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That would matter to anyone who'd be willing to take a lie detector test.
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You're saying something heavens to Betsy.
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No, it's just that.
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Me, lucky dime has gone missing and you've been working the register all day.
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Are you accusing me of something?
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Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities.
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One.
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You stole it to.
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You stole it or three.
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You stole it.
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I didn't take your precious dime.
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Show me your tentacles.
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What I want to see.
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Empty suction cups.
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Um, you can't do that to me.
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I'm your boss.
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Not anymore.
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Mr crabs.
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I.