So I thought um the best thing is to find a book about speeches and here it is.

And it says think of really funny anecdotes and there is very hilarious story actually from work.

It was, it was quite a complicated case based on an issue of cross amortization of ownership of post divorce properties.

And let me just explain the context of the defendant.

When Tim asked me to do his best man's speech, my immediate reaction was how much you gonna pay me a little shit?

I don't write for free.

You know, these were the girls available to him at that time.

Hello girls.

And this is how far he got with each of them.

Let me explain the code five blowjob.

Eight full penetrative.

And so a toast to the man with the worst haircut.

But the best bride in the room.

Ladies and gentlemen, tim and mary, I wish I'd said I love you.

You did dad.

It was implied I'm not sure implied it is good enough for a wedding day.

No, don't don't do it.

It's fine.

I'm so, so happy with that.

It was you really don't have to.

I'll do what I want to do young man.

Will you excuse me for just one moment.

Later on, I may tell you about Tim's many failings as a man and as a table tennis player.

But Important for us to say the one Big Thing, I've only loved three men in my life.

My dad was a frosty bugger.

So that only leaves dear Uncle Desmond, um B.

B.

King, obviously.

And this young man here, I'd only give one piece of advice to anyone marrying.

We're all quite similar in the end.

We all get old and tell the same tears too many times.

But try and marry someone kind and this is a kind man with a good heart.

I'm not particularly proud of many things in my life, but I am very proud to be the father of my son.

No.

Mm hmm.