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  • Alpha Bravo Niner this is Wolf Wolf mother uh  Wolf's hand and Wolf's pack you're gonna want to  

  • get down here and see this in fact bring a bit  bring a big back up yeah bring in the big gun

  • I know you're in here

  • He's here

  • I'm going in boys

  • Wolf mother do you come

  • my gosh

  • I'm your host killer keemstar let's get right into the news

  • you fucking n***a I swear

  • n****a

  • What we do here is go back back back

  • Oh fuck oh that's a rattlesnake. Hell yeah dude

  • Hey everybody welcome back to another legit  rat review. On today's episode we're going  

  • to check out a channel that's best known for the  phrase n****a another gem includes hey everyone  

  • type alex is a stupid n****a in chat now I'm not  going to be using any of these classic lines as  

  • argument points in this video instead i'm  going to use them for comedic relief there  

  • are plenty of other things to insult the rat  for. He's manipulative cunty hypocritical  

  • makes horrible content extremely unfunny cringy  it's kind of like picking on TommyNC really. It's  

  • kind of like picking an autistic kid and wouldn't  you agree Keemstar the reason why the autistic kid  

  • tell the autistic kid that I'm bullying him you  told an autistic dude you took advantage of an  

  • autistic kid you took advantage of an autistic  kid and you took advantage of an autistic kid  

  • I've never said anything about the autistic kid  about the autistic kid at all Retard and I looked  

  • at all the backlash that leafy got for making fun  of TommyNC I don't want any part of that so I'm  

  • not making fun of an autistic kid I'm instead  making fun of a retarded adult I'm so excited  

  • if you really want the epitome of sensitivity  you gotta look toward Keemstar's twitter videos  

  • because this dude is the most sensitive man  on the planet take for example this individual  

  • he barely criticized Keemstar in fact he was  sucking Keemstar's dick for half the time  

  • he isn't the nicest guy on the internet but he's  the most realist you know he'll tell you how it is  

  • whether you like that or not the only criticism  was I think Keemstar should put a disclaimer in  

  • his videos what I think Keem should have done  in that video is gave some kind of disclaimer  

  • and what did Keemstar do upon hearing this this  awful criticism that dude is a fake piece of shit  

  • learn it you're a fake piece of shit and if you  fucking swing at me I'm gonna swing much harder  

  • back come at me I'm gonna fucking smack you fuck  pyro you fucking loser oh my god the world's gonna  

  • end someone made a video about me oh god even  though i have a thousand videos on the internet of  

  • me saying n****a I'm gonna cry over this video oh  Keemstar oh that dude's a savage don't don't get  

  • on his radar dude you're gonna be fucked Keemstar  you are an absolute pussy in every way imaginable.  

  • He's a very rash decision maker and he'll  just say something before he even thinks  

  • about it he has no filter he'll just do it  and this has resulted in countless examples  

  • of him saying really regrettable shit Total  Biscuit can't wait to report on your death  

  • can't wait to report your death this twitch  streamer is a pedophile so this leads to his  

  • timeline being jam-packed of borderline  hypocritical dumb shit anyone that has a  

  • youtube channel and finds the need to  tell their subscribers how to fucking  

  • think and how to act must have subscribers  that are little little children all right

  • you must have subscribers that are little fucking  children I don't think he's a hypocrite for doing  

  • it at all I just think that he's dumb asstump I treat myself with respect they can  

  • have any fucking opinion they want I don't need  to tell them what to do tell them what to say  

  • tell them how to act I want their opinion  so Toby Turner hasn't uploaded in weeks  

  • anyone know why? probably fucking some kidwant their opinion probably fucking some kid  

  • there are a lot of reasons to call Keemstar  hypocrite I'm going to focus on one reason the  

  • reason that I find most compelling my objective  isn't go destroy their life on DramaAlert I don't  

  • use my platform that way you know how they've  been contacting me saying that you've been dating  

  • some like 14 year old french girl and shit just  please swing at me if you're going to swing at  

  • me swing at me dude let me know because I got  fucking files on top of files to swing back at  

  • I don't use my platform that way I don't use my  platform that way I don't use my platform that  

  • way because I got fucking files on top of files  to swing back at well that was extremely blatant  

  • you said you don't use your platform that way but  then you threaten to use your platform that way  

  • but Idubbbz the Keemstar's twitter account  and DramaAlert are two separate entities I  

  • try to keep my show fair in balance but on  twitter I'm gonna give my opinion I heard  

  • you're a pedophile 14 year old french girl hmm  pedophile I have the taste of pedophile come in  

  • my mouth I'm on the hunt I hit a pirate on the  DM I'm like is this true he says it's not true  

  • he gives me some stuff all right and I don't  run the story I talked to pyro and he gave  

  • me some stuff and we hashed it out it's no  longer news it's no longer going to become  

  • news because I deemed it not news if it was  someone I disliked guess what? That's news.  

  • On his twitter he will constantly allude to people  being guilty or innocent or not guilty depending  

  • on whether they go onto a show or not Keemstar  I know you're very fucking slow I said elude  

  • your your hand is fucking shaking right now  because you really want to do a twitter video  

  • and say dude you got to think about this logically  the only time some big youtuber wants to come on  

  • drum alert is to clear their name because they're  in the right right and the only time like a small  

  • youtuber wants to come on is they want to come on  like no matter what because they're about to get  

  • a lot of exposure dude you got to think about  this logically okay Keemstar I'm thinking about  

  • it logically you want big youtubers to come on  your program after you harass them on twitter so  

  • how are you gonna get them to come on your program  oh i know you suggest that if they don't come on  

  • your program they're not innocent the situation  turns out where big youtuber comes on because he's  

  • innocent of course that's just part one we gotta  think about the second part logically as well  

  • if you are a small youtuber you're gonna get  a big fucking sub boost from it and guess what  

  • I won't let you fucking forget it I will hold  that shit over your head if you fucking blink  

  • in my direction I'm gonna hold that shit  over your head at the end of the day dude  

  • like it's like I had this dude on my show he  got a huge sub boost from DramaAlert when he  

  • had way less subscribers the fucking thing  with Sam Pepper I helped him with that thing  

  • his fucking twitter gets suspended I tried  to help him get his twitter unsuspended and  

  • I helped him make a new twitter and promote  it he has this really immature technique  

  • for insulting people he will insult them while  simultaneously putting himself up on a pedestal  

  • and honestly if you were going through financial  problems you could have damn me and said Keem

  • if you are going through money problems you  could have reached out to me and I would have  

  • helped you like I've helped so many other  people dude come on you couldn't said look  

  • I don't need your moneydon't need you I'm would help  

  • them next time you have money problems don't  don't use me don't manipulate me for your own  

  • agenda you can just DM me dude stop with the  money problems you don't know I don't have a  

  • financial situation that's just like a cancer  situation dude that's a low that's an immature

  • I didn't realize you were a poor disgusting piece  of shit you should just come to me for some money  

  • I would have helped you I would have helped you  dumbass I'm a helpful guy Keem the helping hand  

  • no helping hand mentions how much they help people  that much that is a slimy asshole thing to do well  

  • I guess this is the drama alert effect are you  seeing this shit right yeah Keemstar I'm seeing  

  • this shit right now it's fucking funny dude now  that's the DramaAlert effect up top my brother you  

  • mean that thing that happens when any big youtuber  features a small youtuber on their channel  

  • of course you know that you're just really  trying to solidify the fact that this was a  

  • helping hand don't insult me please don't insult  me because I will fucking cry about it on twitter  

  • I report the news I don't  create the news but from like  

  • a news standpoint people are so annoying when  you do the news or the god damn the news news

  • Keemstar is very adamant that the DramaAlert  channel is different from his twitter account  

  • they shouldn't be uh compared to one another  because one is very opinionated and the other one  

  • is facts news and hard-hitting reporting however  one is run by a complete sociopath and the other  

  • is also run by the same complete sociopath so  what you have is this conflict of ideas where  

  • he's trying really hard to not give  his opinion on the DramaAlert channel  

  • however he can't fucking help it this is the  problem with fake pranks on youtube I gotta  

  • say this all right I gotta say this all right  but all I'm saying is but all I'm saying is  

  • it's like if I had to label someone that is a cunt  now I don't give my opinions on DramaAlert in fact  

  • that's the reason why my show is so successful  is because we don't bombard you with opinions  

  • this is really where Keemstar's retardation is  highlighted right because he has the potential  

  • to criticize people and also be in the right and  I'm trying to stay biased because I'm the news guy  

  • just trying to get you the information but this  is bullshit you can easily brand DramaAlert  

  • as the biased news station you can brand  DramaAlert is the very opinionated news station  

  • I think the best part about all this drama alert  content is that he'll over hype it by screaming  

  • like a fucking ape on his twitter videos Keemstar  always over hypes his videos before he puts him  

  • out no I fucking don't dude watch tonight's  DramaAlert and tell me if I overhyped it trust  

  • me this shit is fucking fire yeah that's that  that's it okay that's uh that's crazy that's  

  • crazy tell me if I over hyped it trust me this  shit is fucking fire I just filmed leafy and the  

  • dog fucker I am dying I am fucking dying it will  be live on youtube in about an hour and a half

  • well I mean I guess we can make  it work out if she's willing to  

  • do hamsters I'm just like not  really a dog's person you know

  • I am dying I am fucking dying

  • here's one awesome example of some content  creation from drama alert 20-minute narration  

  • of a tumblr post nope there's uh nothing to  supplement this audio it's literally 20 minutes

  • how to spot a serial killer criminologists  reveal five key traits the most notorious  

  • murderers have in common power junkie I gotfucking files on top of files to swing back at  

  • a manipulator the only time some big youtuber  wants to come on drum alert is to clear their  

  • name because they're in the right an egotistical  bragger DramaAlert is a dope-ass show I make dope  

  • ass videos cause my show is dope retweet if you  love that shit a superficial charmer and I know  

  • there's been a lot of people in the past and  there will be a lot of people in the future that  

  • go with a certain network because I'm with that  certain network and they're influenced by that  

  • so I need to make sure that network's not just  good for me but good for them too an average joe  

  • call me big pop uh throw your hands in the air if  you're a true player seems like he shares a lot  

  • of traits with serial killers now I'm not ready  to call him a serial killer just yet I think he  

  • can change but he needs to listen to some of  the tips and tricks I offered in this video  

  • nothing like a good friend Keemstar knows all  about friends he's got a lot of friends he's got  

  • a lot of friends because he's done stuff for all  his friends they were chatting in the DM they were  

  • friends and the most critical point to us being  friends is the fact that I helped you in some way  

  • that means that we're friends fake like they act  like you're a friend or whatever you're talking  

  • in DM apparently I heard leafy was trying to help  h3 out get sponsorships help them with network and  

  • all this stuff they were friends they were talking  in the DM in this video you're laughing about nick  

  • saying that about my kid and you're supposed to be  my friend okay I've got your sponsorship deals I'm  

  • talking still I'm talking still you're supposed  to be my friend I have you channel boxed right  

  • I've helped you grow all right I've helped you  out it wouldn't surprise me if Keemstar thought  

  • him and I were friends you know just becausefollow him back on twitter he's probably thinking  

  • Idubbbz referred to me as buddy in the DM he  must he must be my friend so if he ever makes a  

  • video on me I'm gonna say we were friends we were  supposed to be friends we were never friends cunt  

  • I'm not going to give you my hand in the twitter  DM and say by the way I'm working on a video you  

  • mind not deleting the shitty tweets that you  post every single day because I need to collect  

  • a big fucking timeline of your god-awful  hypocrisy and dumb shit that you post since  

  • Keemstar doesn't mind showing tumblr posts and  twitter DM as news he shouldn't mind me showing  

  • our private twitter conversation where he says  he'd ruin my career if he didn't love my content  

  • wow you love my content Keemstar maybe we  are friends maybe we are friends after all  

  • you like the the hour-long green alien dance  you like Slenderman Gangnam style dude you like  

  • overgrowth let's play oh but that neglects the  part where you say that you'll ruin my career  

  • oh you'll ruin my career keemstar good fucking  luck you're not gonna ruin my career you dumb  

  • piece of shit and I've shown you why you're  not gonna ruin my career I'm smarter than you  

  • you can't think before you speak and I've  never said this unironically but I think  

  • this will be the first time I actually say  it unironically and mean it. Kill yourself

  • normally Keemstar put big time criminals like  you in jail but I have a different plan for you

  • any last words Keemstar DramaAlert  nation now over 1 million 386 votes

  • somebody once told me that I could make  some money by bullying some people online  

  • so I grew a gnome goatee and put on a stupid  beanie and started making up some dank lies so  

  • I'm making death threats and I'm calling people  n****a counting that cash on my channels growing  

  • bigger never you mind that I was already banned  from my racist homophobic hate speech rants found  

  • a loophole now it's my gold two boys in the online  punch bowl you never know who am I dox so y'all  

  • can suck on my cock hey now you're a Keemstar  put your hat on MLG hey now you're a Keemstar  

  • it's your sociopathy and all we care about is  news personal attacks and harassment is totally  

  • new like I literally want to kill this dude it's  not a threat it's a promise I want to fucking kill  

  • this dude oh fucking righteous fucking n****a alex  is doing this shit can't wait to report your death  

  • like seriously what's wrong with you everybody  type in the chat Alex is stupid n****a

  • I only do this show for money that's it all right  I don't do it to entertain people that's just a  

  • fucking scam I really hope you die of cancerhate every single one of you fuck the fans hey  

  • now you're a Keemstar do a trick shot MLG hey  now you're a Keemstar eat your popcorn goatee  

  • and all I report is the news if you can call this  news somebody wants ask could you spare me from  

  • harassment your content is a fucking disgracesaid yep and to save my rep I'm gonna bully you  

  • until you're dead I'll punch you harder than my  girlfriend's face well the hate keeps coming for  

  • the show I'm running even if I get banned It just  keep on coming doesn't make sense to give up this  

  • shtick I make mad money from being a dick for  revenue stream it is my dream to take online  

  • gossip to the extreme I'm a sociopath don't you  know I'll do anything for a little low hey now  

  • you're a Keemstar get your team on Keemstar hey  now you're a Keemstar you're an asshole Keemstar

Alpha Bravo Niner this is Wolf Wolf mother uh  Wolf's hand and Wolf's pack you're gonna want to  

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