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  • Howdy, howdy fruit loops orange and the gang here with another episode of the juice.

  • The show that's got vitamin A's for all your vitamin cues.

  • Sis hit me with today's audience submitted.

  • Prob, whatever you say.

  • Orange.

  • Oh man, I walked smack dab into that one.

  • I knew that joke would be a hit is their whole family like this?

  • Yes.

  • Okay.

  • But seriously, today max explores which couple do you ship?

  • The most easy question?

  • Little Apple.

  • Obviously shipping rates are typically tied to a packages.

  • Wait bro, they're not asking about shipping, Shipping, shipping.

  • What the heck are you all talking about?

  • Like say you wish to people were an item that means you ship them despite the fact that I've been shipping packages and sailing ships most of my life.

  • Somehow I feel like I'm not getting this.

  • Can somebody else go first?

  • Hey, whatever floats your boat Apple all aboard Because today Apple and I both want to know what's the juice as usual, marshmallow.

  • The answer is entirely fluff, just like your body.

  • May I go next?

  • I shipped myself and Passion.

  • What is that problem?

  • Orange.

  • No, no problem.

  • Why would there be a problem?

  • I don't like Passion.

  • Well, March is going to be all weird about it.

  • I would accept my backup ship, myself and sis you sis.

  • Someone else don't really matter.

  • I'm just remarkably desperate for a girlfriend at this point, wow.

  • Just what every girl wants to hear.

  • Yeah.

  • And I'm gonna go ahead and ship myself and anyone but grapefruit.

  • I get it.

  • You don't want to date me because my brain is intimidating.

  • I get that a lot.

  • That's not the reason grapefruit.

  • So it's because I'm too good looking.

  • No.

  • Oh my gosh, it's my teeth, isn't it?

  • Because it's too straight.

  • No grapefruit.

  • It's you, it's your personality interesting.

  • That's what I've never gotten before.

  • Really?

  • Uh That really stings a bit harder than those other reasons would have.

  • Okay, everyone new rule.

  • No more shipping yourself.

  • Okay.

  • That's not what the spirit of shipping is.

  • Oh I think I get it now let me see if I got this straight.

  • I could say ship Justin Bieber and Ariana grande latte.

  • Exactly.

  • Nice.

  • Okay.

  • Yeah, this is fun.

  • Huh?

  • So I guess the people I'd ship most would have to be my ex in the front bumper of a speeding bus.

  • Oh what?

  • Oh actually can I change my answer?

  • I'd ship my ex and a black hole.

  • Well that's dark bro.

  • What did your ex due to you?

  • She cheated on me twice.

  • Once with the bumper of a bus and once with a black hole.

  • I've made my peace with it and now I wish her all the best and I just wanted to be happy.

  • Huh?

  • Should we move along Orange?

  • Why bother?

  • We all know he'd ship him and passion.

  • Who me?

  • Yeah bro, everyone knows you're in love with but that would be against rules.

  • No, shipping ourselves, remember.

  • Oh good point.

  • But you're more than welcome to ship me orange.

  • Not to belabor the point, but I've been cheated on multiple times.

  • I could use all the help I can get.

  • You can do it.

  • Just finish this phrase.

  • I ship Apple and knife.

  • Knife.

  • What?

  • What are you talking about?

  • We don't get along at all.

  • In fact, the only times we hang out or when?

  • Oh, you know what?

  • I just got it.

  • Oh, ship.

  • Yeah.

  • Mhm.

Howdy, howdy fruit loops orange and the gang here with another episode of the juice.

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