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  • Did you hear that, Gary?

  • I'm gonna be crowned

  • [karate yelling]

  • Woo-yah!

  • King of Karate!

  • - Mmm! Hey! - Hey!

  • - Hey! Hey! - Hey! Hey!

  • Hi-yah! Hi-yah! Hi-yah!

  • [yelling]

  • ...yah!

  • [singing]

  • [laughing]

  • - I love this show! - Me too.

  • [karate yelling]

  • [karate yelling]

  • Uh, just a second.

  • Safety first.

  • And now, spin technique!

  • [karate yelling]

  • Double overhand squirrel knot!

  • [rumbling]

  • [crashing]

  • I'm gonna get ya tomorrow, SpongeBob!

  • [roaring]

  • [grunting]

  • [grunting]

  • [grunting]

  • [grunting]

  • [karate yelling]

  • [grunting]

  • [yelling]

  • [yelling]

  • [yelling]

  • [yelling]

  • Hi-yah!

  • - Sandy? - Oh, I'm Sandy, alright.

  • I'm very Sandy. Hi-yah!

  • Oh, I get it. She's "Sandy."

  • That's her name; she's also covered in... yes!

  • Back in Texas, we call ice cream "frozen cow juice."

  • Excuse me for a sec.

  • Hi-yah!

  • - Thank you. - No, no, thank you .

  • Hi-yah!

  • Hi-hi-hi-yah!

  • [karate yelling]

  • Aw, SpongeBob.

  • I'm just not feelin' up to karate right now.

  • Oh, I get it.

  • Not feeling up to karate, huh?

  • Whatever you say, Sandy.

  • Boy, I hope Sandy doesn't attack me from behind.

  • [growling]

  • [yelling]

  • [yelling]

  • Who is this intruder that fails to attack me?

  • That's my friend.

  • SpongeBob SquarePants.

  • Whoa. What was that stench?

  • That was what we in karate call

  • the Smell of Death.

  • You know kah-rah-tay?

  • He doesn't just know karate, he is karate.

  • This here is the legendary karate master, Fuzzy Acorns.

  • [grunting]

  • [laughing]

  • [grunting]

  • - Wow! - Pretty.

  • [laughing]

  • [sighing]

  • Wait 'til Sandy gets a load

  • of these adhesive kah-rah-ray gloves.

  • Hi-yah!

  • [laughing]

  • [laughing]

  • [suctioning]

  • Hi-yah!

  • SpongeBob!

  • What on earth are you doin'?

  • You mean you sent my best friend

  • on a dangerous wild goose chase just so you could go shopping?

  • Excuse us, SpongeBob.

  • - This is for my tail! - Wait, Sandy,

  • - Hi-yah! - I was-- whoa!

  • This is for almost gettin' us killed!

  • - Hi-yah! - Wait, Sandy!

  • [grunting]

  • And this is for my submarine, Matilda!

  • Ohh.

  • [babbling]

  • Ah-yah! Hi-yah!

  • [yelling]

  • Today, I'm gonna sneak up and get that Sandy

  • with a super sneaky karate move!

  • Woh-ha!

  • [karate yelling]

  • [humming "Jingle Bells"]

  • What diabolical act is she committing now?

  • [humming "Jingle Bells"]

  • Fire! Don't worry Sandy, I'm coming!

  • The first test is simple.

  • Split a log with one hand chop, like so.

  • Your turn, Karate Man.

  • Mm-hmm. Yeah, OK. Mm-hm.

  • Please proceed.

  • OK! Prepare to see the split of your life!

  • Don't worry. I always carry a spare

  • [hyperventilating]

  • Oh, no, you don't!

  • Hoo-hah! Karate slice! Hi-yah!

  • [munching]

  • [gong reverberating]

  • [rumbling]

  • [shattering]

  • Oh.

  • Oh, yeah? Watch this! Ah!

  • [armpit farting]

  • I like you, SpongeBob.

  • Well, we could be tighter than bark on a tree.

  • Hi-yah!

  • Uh, I like you, too, Sandy.

  • Hi-yah!

  • Hi-yah!

  • Hi-yah! Yah!

  • Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah!

  • Ta-da!

  • A gift in your likeness.

  • 'Cause you're so sweet.

  • Get it? 'Cause pineapples are sweet

  • and you are sweet also as well.

  • Get it?

  • [laughing]

  • [humming]

  • [piping]

  • - Hello? - Hi-yah!

  • Hi-yah! Hi-yah! Hi-yah! Ha! Ha! Ha!

  • Nice try, Sponge Brain !

  • Oh, no. Not muffin the display! Ah!

  • This just in, a mad man is chopping everything.

  • Not the giant-screen TVs!

  • Oh, no!

  • The suspect is considered fat, pink, and dangerous.

  • Oh, oh! Gianter TVs! Hi-yah!

  • Pull it together, buddy!

  • I'm trying to,

  • but this thing has a mind of its own!

  • [grunting]

  • Yah!

  • [yelling]

  • Hi-yah! Hi-yah! Yah!

  • [crashing]

  • [grunting]

  • [squeaking]

  • Ah!

  • Oh, silly me.

  • Hey, Sandy,

  • have you ever heard the one about the squirrel

  • and the tin cans?

  • I don't think so.

  • Well, it goes like this!

  • Oh, wait, I forgot the punch line.

  • Oh, yeah!

  • [laughing]

  • That's a good one, isn't it?

  • You sure you wanna do this, buddy?

  • Enough talk! If you want your belt,

  • you're gonna have to tussle it out.

  • So let the match begin!

  • Alright, brace yourself, Sandy.

  • 'Cause it is about to get rough and tumble!

  • OK, SpongeBob! You gotta catch me first!

  • Woo!

  • Ack! Oomf! Ah!

  • [flailing]

  • [roaring]

  • Hi-yah!

  • Ugh, hominy grits!

  • - Uh-huh. What else you got? - That's it.

  • That's it? That's the totality of your karate mastery?

  • Well, Squidward, I've only been studying a couple of years.

  • But if total karate knowledge is what you seek,

  • then you should visit Sensei Cheeks.

  • Hey, I was just gonna say that.