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  • - How the, oh, what the, I don't know how everybody

  • sets this (beep) up so easy, like.

  • Hi guys, reporting live from my bathroom.

  • I think that's black mold.

  • I'm Victoria Paris and let's get ready for bed.

  • (chill electronic beat)

  • I have some confessions to make.

  • My followers know that for my ripe 22 years of living,

  • I did not wash my face.

  • I've always wanted to invest in my own skincare routine.

  • I need to like put my hair back

  • because like I do wash my face.

  • I don't, I don't wash my hair regularly because I'm lazy.

  • There's no shame in that.

  • I shower, I just don't wash my hair.

  • I mean, I do wash my hair just not every night.

  • So like this full routine start to finish,

  • I think is like nine products.

  • I know it's a lot, especially for somebody

  • who never washed their face.

  • First thing I'm going to do is double cleanse

  • because I have makeup on and that needs to come off.

  • Okay, you see it.

  • This is what I use right here.

  • This melts the makeup off.

  • It's the Farmacy Clearly Clean Makeup Meltaway

  • Cleansing Balm.

  • It has like this little spatula

  • and you usually go in, you just (slurping)

  • like that, kind of like coconut oil.

  • I take like a spatula full of the cleansing balm

  • and I put it in my hand, like so,

  • and kind of rub it together.

  • (babbling)

  • Yes, shine, yes!

  • Kind of like this, just rub it all around, you know?

  • It like, turns in, oh!

  • I look good!

  • It turns into this like oily consistency, like so,

  • and then you go into the sink and you, and you, you know?

  • This is going to be on the internet forever.

  • And I'll take like a washcloth to kind of like

  • help the process along.

  • Next step is the Drunk Elephant Jelly Cleanser.

  • This is the second part of the double cleanse.

  • I just put this on, like, words are escaping me.

  • I put it on this.

  • Like so, like this, yes.

  • And then you can kind of,

  • and then I kind of work it in all over.

  • This gets like all that grime that's like in my pores

  • that the first cleanse didn't get out

  • and then I'm going to wet that and wash it again.

  • Hey, we clean, but we're not done.

  • Okay, now the next step is toner.

  • Everybody's favorite skincare product, toner.

  • I had no clue what toner was until recently.

  • I just thought it was like a buzzfeed word.

  • I use this one, the lady said it was good

  • so I got this one.

  • It's the Dr. Andrew Weil for Origins,

  • Mega Mushroom Relief & Resilience, 'cause I need resilience.

  • Yeah, yeah, this stops breakouts.

  • When I was marathon training, I get like sweat bumps

  • all around my nose and my forehead

  • so I really put this in my problem areas

  • and it kind of like lightly exfoliates.

  • Next is our hyaluronic acid,

  • which is also everybody's favorite skincare product.

  • So the hyaluronic acid I use is the Dr. Dennis Gross

  • Hyaluronic Marine Hydration Booster,

  • I just take it and I put it on my fingers.

  • I should have washed my hands before I started this video.

  • We're too deep in it, you know, we're too deep in it.

  • We just are gonna act like,

  • we'll act like that never happened.

  • But if you're going to do this routine,

  • you should wash your hands before.

  • And I just like pat it in for hydration,

  • stay hydrated,

  • especially like around my dry spots.

  • I like, honestly, like had this mindset

  • that I would just get a lot of Botox

  • and I would never get wrinkles

  • and then my face got frozen.

  • The next thing I use is the Dermalogica,

  • this is their Biolumin-C serum, it's like a vitamin C serum

  • and then I put it out my hands again and just pat it in.

  • Oh, this smells so good,

  • this is what makes me look so glowy.

  • Oh my God, I forgot I have an ice roller!

  • Guys, guys.

  • I just got one of these and I'm obsessed with it.

  • I don't know if it's like placebo, but I really like it.

  • It makes me feel like my face, like isn't as puffy, I guess?

  • I use this whenever, like in the morning, at night,

  • before skincare, after skincare, like, it just feels good.

  • It just makes me feel good.

  • You know?

  • But yeah, like the vitamin C serum helps like

  • brighten and then I don't get any dark spots

  • and it smells good.

  • For eye cream, I use the Shiseido Wrinkle Smoothing

  • Eye Cream, because I do have a lot of eye wrinkles.

  • Just put a little bit on my finger

  • and then I take my ring finger and I work it, I work it,

  • I make her work.

  • Now I just kind of like massage it up my bone.

  • And I do the same thing on the other side.

  • Low key, also, I was never into skincare

  • because I was a broke college kid

  • and all this stuff is so expensive.

  • Like who has the money?

  • Who has the money for a nine step skincare routine?

  • Apparently me now, which I'm very grateful for,

  • but this is a new thing for me.

  • Next step is moisturizing.

  • I use the Dior moisturizer,

  • it's called Capture Totale, Capture Total.

  • I don't know.

  • And I just put this everywhere.

  • Fun.

  • This one smells so good.

  • I just rub it everywhere on my face.

  • Also, you should put it on your ears.

  • You don't want like wrinkly ears,

  • but also like I saw this video and it was saying that like,

  • you shouldn't treat your body like it's a trend,

  • like us women shouldn't fear aging.

  • We shouldn't fear wrinkles, like getting old is beautiful.

  • Wear your wrinkles with pride you know, like, own your face.

  • When I'm feeling very extra, I use this lip scrub.

  • It's the Sugar Lip Polish, tastes like brown sugar.

  • And then I use the Leneige lip mask,

  • everybody uses this.

  • This is like, holy grail.

  • It like even has its own spatula.

  • All these have their own spatulas.

  • I don't even have a spatula in my kitchen.

  • I mean, I just moved in, so that's my defense.

  • And this is great because it's like a night mask

  • so it's meant for sleeping.

  • You go to bed with this and that's all I do.

  • That's my nighttime skincare routine

  • before bed on a good day.

  • It's probably not every day,

  • but I think it's fun to learn and like try things out.

  • And I think that you shouldn't be

  • like intimidated by skincare.

  • I think self care is like a beautiful thing

  • and we should all take care of ourselves

  • just because you maybe didn't wash your face for 22 years

  • doesn't mean you can't start now,

  • and I'm here to tell you, start now.

  • I love you guys, bye!

- How the, oh, what the, I don't know how everybody

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