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  • SpongeBob, you're a mess.

  • You're falling apart.

  • Come on now, SpongeBob.

  • You need to pull yourself together.

  • Well, let's just start picking.

  • Way ahead of you, pal.

  • Eh.

  • Ooh.

  • [squealing]

  • Hi Squidward!

  • Oh, I need to erase this from my mind.

  • [mumbling]

  • What's a SpongeBob?

  • I thought we were first kids on the block to get whirly brains.

  • What are you, thick?

  • Every kid in town's got a whirly brain.

  • [groaning]

  • Comin' through!

  • A library is a playground... for your mind.

  • [laughing]

  • [laughing]

  • Looks like I'm back in Bikini Bottom forever.

  • I have something you don't.

  • The heart of a child.

  • [cooing]

  • [burping]

  • Brain freeze!

  • Ooh.

  • Clear!

  • Clear!

  • [whimpering]

  • Ooh. Oh.

  • Brain food.

  • How's that feel, buddy?

  • Not bad.

  • Okay. Get on my shoulders.

  • Okay, Patrick, I'm going to see if I can make Squidward talk.

  • My name is Squidward, and I think SpongeBob is a lame brain.

  • [laughing]

  • [screaming]

  • [stuttering]

  • Yeti crab!

  • Right!

  • [screaming]

  • You're not mad at us are you, Squidward? Squidward?

  • Squidward!

  • [screaming]

  • Seems easy enough.

  • Sure, but you have to do it blind folded,

  • Huh?

  • Oh there it is. Hey, do you smell something burning?

  • Uh.

  • Here, you might need this.

  • That'll get 'em out!

  • [screaming]

  • Sorry about your house, Squidward.

  • Yeah, we just heard.

  • [laughing]

  • I'm a bunny now!

  • Drive crazy!

  • Oh! That I can do.

  • Yeah! Oh yeah!

  • You forgot your thinking thingy.

  • I wasn't sure which one was yours, buddy.

  • Oh, now my name's buddy?

  • No, duh. That's my name.

  • I... think.

  • No. Not mine.

  • Wrong brain.

  • Oh, bad brain.

  • Oh, I guess I'll take this stupid one.

  • [mumbling]

  • Hmm mmm.

  • [mumbling]

  • Hello, sir. And welcome to the Chum Bucket!

  • Eh, sir?

  • [mumbling]

  • Forget about what that word means!

  • There is a fire breaking out in the language lobes!

  • We need to get outta here!

  • The door's jammed! Push harder.

  • [mumbling]

  • Prepare for a...

  • What the barnacle is a rusty on rye?

  • Let's see. R, R.

  • Hold on, Squidward.

  • If that pointy headed pea brain is the

  • security guard for this place,

  • then I could sneak my artwork into the museum.

  • Uh, sneak what into a where?

  • Think louder, Squidward! You're mumbling.

  • Get out of my head!

  • Give me that!

  • Bye!

  • Ow.

  • No silly little snail is a match for my superior sponge brain.

  • Whoa.

  • Come on, you stupid brain! Work!

  • it's working.

  • I am going to get those passes back,

  • even if I have to rip Patrick in half!

  • What the...

  • [mumbling]

  • [whimpering]

  • Come on.

  • Be inspired!

  • Brilliant.

  • [screaming]

  • [laughing]

  • I still have one more thing to clean.

  • Now, this'll be a great learning experience for you.

  • So, keep your brain peeled.

  • Can do, Mr. Krabs.

  • The rest of me is up here.

  • Phew! You had me worried there, buddy.

  • [laughing]

  • Here's your head.

  • [laughing]

  • If you see SpongeBob, can you give him his brain back?

  • I was borrowing it for the weekend.

  • I'll just set it, uh, here. See ya!

  • Thank you, Patrick!

  • It's so simple.

  • Just flip your lid, attach the propeller,

  • and watch your brain soar hundreds of feet into the air!

  • As you control the action!

  • [screaming]

  • [mumbling]

  • Uh...

  • Hey, look, it's my brain.

  • Nice and... easy!

  • [screaming]

  • So, how's it going?

  • [squealing]

  • You were right, Gary. I've got darkness inside of me!

  • Okay, Patrick. It's out.

  • Whenever Squidward sees us, the storm clouds in his brain,

  • roll in and a nasty storm rages.

  • So, Squidward's happy gland

  • is forced to take shelter in the recesses of his mind.

  • But. the happy gland can't find a recess deep enough.

  • So, he gets the flu and has to stay in bed until we leave.

  • Ah-choo!

  • Or should I say robot Bob Sponge ship pants?

  • I put the brain in the robot, you know?

  • Now listen to me!

  • I am not dumb! I have a brain!

  • See, here is a picture of it!

  • Patrick, I don't think I can command this brain much longer!

  • Me neither, SpongeBob.

  • What was that?

  • SpongeBob! Patrick! You're inside me?

  • How? How did this happen?

  • Get outta my mind!

  • Get out of my body! J-j-j get out!

  • [mumbling]

  • [growling]

  • [groaning]

  • Five! Come on. Four, three, two, one!

  • [crying]

  • In order to enjoy my vacation, I need to stay away from work.

  • Physically and mentally.

  • Awe. The little critter likes my whistling pores.

  • [giggling]

  • [laughing]

  • That tickles.

  • [laughing]

  • Where am I?

  • [meowing]

  • Ewe. That's disgusting.

  • Now, where do morons keep all their secrets?

  • Nope,

  • Just answer the question!

  • [mumbling]

  • An idiot?

  • It should be in here somewhere.

  • But where?

  • Where?

  • Oh.

  • This will be the beginning of the end.

  • Ouch!

  • It worked, Patrick. I scared everybody.

  • Yeah, I guess it was your pink hat.

  • Pink hat.

  • That's not a hat. That's my brain.

  • Oh.

  • [screaming]

  • Get him!

  • And I need an elevator to climb one stair!

  • Hi ya!

  • Oh, I got music, friend.

  • In my mind!

  • Oh! I love this song!

  • Empty your mind of everything that doesn't have

  • to do with fine dining. Fine dining and breathing.

  • Just got an order from the boss!

  • Dump everything that isn't about fine dining.

  • - Everything? - Everything.

  • Come on. Come on, come on.

  • Quicker, quicker! Delete, delete.

  • Start dumping. Start dumping.

  • You heard the man!

  • Two words!

  • [talking]

SpongeBob, you're a mess.

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