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  • Happy holidays.

  • Fruity toots today, it's the mistletoe kissing challenge.

  • Our contestants are grapefruit, good morrow and little apple.

  • What's up?

  • Not you, That's for sure.

  • Orange.

  • Sorry, just a little humor to get things started.

  • Now then, are your mistletoe hanging contraption thingamajig securely attached, yep, check then let's kiss things off.

  • May I get three minutes on the clock please?

  • When time runs out?

  • Meet back here.

  • Whoever has gotten the most kisses wins.

  • Sounds easy enough.

  • You think that, but I hear it's a smooch harder than it looks.

  • Okay.

  • 123, go.

  • Alright, grapefruit.

  • Here we go.

  • Let's see here.

  • Uh find somebody to kiss.

  • Find somebody to kiss ya sis hei grapefruit.

  • You may have noticed we are standing under the mistletoe.

  • Yeah, so, so, so we should guess as is tradition Also we should do it quickly.

  • So, I have time to go Kiss a lot of other people too in the next 10 minutes, if that's okay with you.

  • How romantic?

  • Sorry, grapefruit.

  • I only kissed people.

  • I'm dating and that's fine.

  • I can work with that.

  • Let me take you on a date.

  • No dice.

  • How about the restaurant around the corner?

  • I got 86 from there last week.

  • Seriously, they banned you from the restaurant.

  • It wasn't my fault.

  • Okay, it actually kind of was it was a burping related offense, you know?

  • Actually, no, I have no idea what that is.

  • Okay, well turns out the restaurant's owner is kevin bacon and he doesn't appreciate having the lyrics of Footloose burped in his face.

  • Who knew?

  • Okay, fine, we don't have to eat.

  • Let's go to the coffee shop right over there?

  • Sorry, I'm 86 from there to there.

  • Coffee makes me burp specifically one time when I drink their coffee then burped in the face of the owner.

  • Emilio estevez.

  • I had no idea.

  • Somebody celebrities owned businesses around here.

  • Oh yeah.

  • You know the bar right over there.

  • Well, I want to go there on a date.

  • No, the 86 me big time.

  • My point is matt Damon owns the bar and I broke in his face once, I don't have time for you and your celebrity burps.

  • Capades.

  • Passion were under mistletoe.

  • You should kiss me, You, I'm totally grossed out.

  • We get it.

  • You're in love with orange Limburger Hey Limburger cheese, Will you kiss me?

  • Hey?

  • No, but I'll let you watch me kiss my boyfriend.

  • Funny joke.

  • Hey, Oh my eyes Oh and all my other senses doing.

  • Oh, and that's time.

  • Let's see how they did.

  • Great friend.

  • How many kisses did you rack up zero?

  • Obviously.

  • How is anybody supposed to get kisses in just three minutes?

  • I don't know.

  • It seems like little Apple did pretty well for himself.

  • 57 did I win?

  • Did I win?

  • Broke?

  • Course you want, How'd you do it?

  • Tell me.

  • Well, it was easy.

  • I was just true to myself and what such baloney.

  • What did you do?

  • Huh?

  • Would you pull what's the scotch tape on the back of your head all about, huh?

  • Okay, fine, fine.

  • I'll tell you my secret.

  • I cut out the face of this Cherry Styles poster and I stood against the wall outside his concert, Little Apple.

  • That's pathetic.

  • Yeah, I know, but also brilliant.

  • Give me that poster so I can try.

  • Um, if you say so, here we go.

  • Heo, ladies form a line to the left.

  • Hey, oh, hey, a celebrity.

  • I haven't worked on yet.

Happy holidays.

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