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  • [crying]

  • I don't know. This doesn't look like

  • a family restaurant.

  • Oh. Well, what do you think, baby?

  • Would you like to eat here?

  • [glugging]

  • Well, OK, then.

  • What would you like?

  • Krabby Patty!

  • [munching]

  • Mmm, yummy!

  • [slurping]

  • [babbling]

  • No, no!

  • [screaming]

  • [sucking]

  • Whoa!

  • [cooing]

  • Hey, a baby!

  • What are you doing out here all alone, baby?

  • I'll take charge of you until your mommy shows up.

  • [giggling]

  • Oh, aren't you just too cute!

  • [laughing]

  • OK, Squiddy, I made your favorite.

  • Krill tartare with an algae vinaigrette.

  • Here it comes, open wide!

  • Aw, come on, little buddy.

  • You gotta eat healthy so you can grow up

  • big and cranky.

  • Just watch the airplane land in the hangar.

  • [whirring]

  • See, Patrick, sometimes you gotta out think the baby.

  • [sputtering]

  • [sputtering]

  • You know, Patrick, maybe we-

  • [slurping]

  • Ahh, thanks for sharing, baby.

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • Huh?

  • I don't believe it.

  • The Krabby Patty Formula!

  • He's teething on it!

  • Give it here, you big, stupid baby.

  • Ow!

  • [clanging]

  • [giggling]

  • [groaning]

  • I've got it!

  • Just like taking candy from a baby!

  • Get it, Krabs?

  • Like taking candy from you!

  • Hey, what are you doing?

  • [banging]

  • [whooshing]

  • [booming]

  • [whooshing]

  • Uh-oh.

  • Ahem.

  • Mama's evil little genius needs a diaper!

  • [squeeing]

  • Oh, Planky-Poo, look how cute our baby is!

  • Oh, please.

  • That thing isn't even a graphing calculator. Weak.

  • Oh, come on.

  • How can you look at our baby's itty wittle keyboard

  • and say he's not the cutest?

  • I have the perfect name for him.

  • Well? Don't you wanna know the name?

  • - Not really. - It's Chip.

  • He's named after my grandfather.

  • [crying]

  • [growling]

  • Great, here we go with the crying!

  • Will you please hush that thing up?

  • Aww, why doesn't Daddy hush up?

  • [growling]

  • There you go. All better.

  • Wow, how did you do that so fast?

  • Simple, I just typed four-four-four-five

  • in his cute little keyboard.

  • I don't get it

  • [shushing]

  • [groaning]

  • [foghorn bellowing]

  • Mm-hmm. I see the problem.

  • Your friend here still has a baby tooth.

  • Oh, I wanna see!

  • [gurgling]

  • Aww.

  • Coochie coo!

  • [crying]

  • [sputtering]

  • [laughing]

  • I still have a baby tooth?

  • Yes, and the pain is coming from your adult tooth

  • trying to push your baby tooth

  • out of the way.

  • Oh, that's not right!

  • It's the natural way of things.

  • If you want the pain to go away,

  • then I need to extract the tooth.

  • You leave my baby tooth alone, you monster!

  • Here.

  • - Goo! - Hey, there!

  • [sputtering]

  • Num, num!

  • Aw, does baby want a Krabby Patty, hmm?

  • Aww.

  • Baby's first Krabby Patty.

  • [honking]

  • [beeping]

  • That diabolical fiend!

  • I can't believe this is working.

  • It's like taking candy from a baby...

  • with the baby!

  • Stop right there, ya thievin' infant!

  • [clanking]

  • [yelling]

  • [gasping] That's harsh.

  • So you thought you could pull a fast one, eh?

  • Now, come out of there you little pest!

  • [smacking]

  • What's he doing?

  • You leave that poor baby alone!

  • OK.

  • I guess we're gonna have to do this the hard way.

  • Mr. Krabs, no! Don't do it!

  • [groaning]

  • [groaning]

  • [groaning]

  • Oh, calm down!

  • It's just Plankton. See?

  • Uh...

  • goo-goo?

  • They're over here.

  • Aww. So tiny and hungry.

  • They have nobody to take care of them.

  • I'm going to take 'em home and feed 'em.

  • Feed 'em to who?

  • It is important to keep baby snails warm at all times.

  • My mouth is warm.

  • Good suggestion, Patrick, but I got this.

  • [scatting]

  • There we go.

  • Uh-huh. Perfect temperature

  • Time to eat, my little snaily poos.

  • [purring]

  • [slurping]

  • Eat up, you little cuties.

  • [sizzling]

  • Alright!

  • All this parenting stuff makes me hungry.

  • [gobbling]

  • [belching]

  • Hey, Junior, how you doin' today?

  • [sniffing]

  • - SpongeBob? - Yes, Patrick?

  • Kid's got a stinky.

  • Could you take care of him? My hands are kind of full.

  • [glugging]

  • Ahh. Wish I could, but I gotta get going.

  • Going? Where are you going?

  • Going to work. I'm the dad, remember?

  • You mean I have to do all this baby stuff myself?

  • I'll give you a break tonight when I get home.

  • Don't you two stop being adorable.

  • Excuse me?

  • What aisle did you get that from?

  • You mean the Kelp-O?

  • No, that thing.

  • The ugly, drippy, smelly thing.

  • Are you talking about my baby? Creep!

  • [panting]

  • Ow, ow, ow!

  • [groaning]

  • [gasping]

  • Baby powder?

  • This could be just what I need.

  • Hey, buddy, is this made from real or unofficial babies?

  • Ow, ow, ow!

  • Hmm, so Plankton's recruitin' baby burglars now. Hm.