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  • S+M: It's time for the Pocky Challenge

  • S: You might have remembered our donut challenge,

  • and if not you might have seen our cookie challenge

  • and today...

  • We are going to do the Pocky challenge

  • But we're going to level it up a lot more.

  • What we have here are

  • many different kinds of Pocky that we're gonna be tasting today... (M: So many kinds ^^)

  • and we have two cards:

  • one is a skull

  • one is the heart

  • M: I realize you can't see the skull or the heart on camera

  • But I swear it's there

  • S: Each person is going to pick a card whoever has the heart gets to taste a Pocky

  • whoever has a skull gets to have a

  • punishment meal instead.

  • M: If you've watched any of our punishment videos before in the past with the skull,

  • you'll know that Simon has a really good track record...

  • *Flashback*

  • S: Oh no

  • S: *sounds of sadness and bleats*

  • S: ...of losing all the time.

  • M: But this time, I think Simon might have his odds increased of winnings

  • S: Yes M: we have our friends JP and Julia visiting from HellthyJunkFood (S: yes)

  • and we did a collab video with them

  • We made gigantic pockys (S: right) M: Team Gurlz by the way vote for Julia and Martina

  • S: Don't vote for theirs' vote for mine

  • They're visiting Tokyo and we thought what's the right thing to do when they visit Tokyo?

  • Should we visit a suicide forest?

  • (M: hmmm...)

  • No, obviously not, so instead we're gonna make them eat some food that they're probably not gonna like

  • S+M: *Evil laughter*

  • M: Let's do this

  • Everyone: Jan-ken-pon

  • S: So we win and you two are out

  • You want the right I want the left okay here we go

  • M+JP: 3, 2, 1

  • S: The curse is over

  • I'm going to pick the excellent Pocky, I've never seen this one before

  • This is a levelled up Pocky (J: that looks delicious) and now you have to pick a number between one and six

  • J: 3

  • S: Love, give her number three oh

  • S+M: Ohh no (M: Poor sweet Julia)

  • S: This is actually - I actually don't like this at all

  • J: Oh wait I know what it is. It's seaweed

  • S: with what?

  • J: White powder

  • S: What is that white powder?

  • J: Fish?

  • S: mmm? We shall see

  • J: Okay? I'm really good at opening things.

  • M: I pre-cut it for you

  • XD

  • J: I got it.

  • Oh... *Sad music ;~; much sorrow*

  • I don't understand why you're punishing me.

  • I came over here to cook with you.

  • S: I made you a giant Pocky. This is how you repay me :(

  • J: I love you guys :

  • M: Go for it :3

  • J: I'm a big fan

  • S+M: XD

  • S: This is sadder than I thought it would be.

  • J: This smell is wafting into my nose ;A;

  • M: I know its so bad ;~; I'v eaten it beforeee...

  • J: Martina, she's on my team

  • J: It's green so it's a vegetable it's healthy it seems kind of salt

  • M: Eat it! Eat it!

  • S: This is the richest Pocky. I've ever had (J: *face of envy*)

  • S: It's just so densely - like - is there like dark chocolate in here?

  • everything all the way through the biscuit is chocolatey

  • J: *Opens the hatch*

  • *glass shatters as does her heart into a million pieces of salty seaweed*

  • S: Describe the flavour

  • S: I think I just got some spittle right there

  • J: It's weird because it's so salty, I just started to salivate a lot

  • so and that you know noise happened

  • I did spit

  • S: Konbu is...

  • ...Sharkjism

  • J: Jism???

  • J: What's a jism?

  • Ok lemme swallow

  • S+M: Thats what she said

  • J: Can I spit it out? It's still in my mouth ; A ;

  • S+M: That's also what she said

  • S: *in evil voice* Let this be a lesson to any Youtuber

  • that wants to come to my hood

  • and record a collaboration

  • This is how we roll in Tokyo

  • J: Went right last time chances are if I go right again. I'll be right, so let's go right

  • S+M: 3, 2, 1

  • J: Nooooo

  • JP: I can try any one I want?

  • Dude, what about the champagne one?

  • M: What number, would you like?

  • J: I probably picked the worst one last time, right? So it can only get better

  • 6

  • S: Ohhh

  • I hate this (J: oh you hate this?) I hate this.

  • J: What is it? I got a sausage???

  • J: No, okay. I can't read anything on here except the word sausage, so that's how you know

  • it's a sausage.

  • JP: Woah! They're individually wrapped M: Wow fancy

  • JP: Wow, this is fancy

  • it's special flavour

  • J: That looks Deligious

  • I'm really happy for you ;~;

  • Here it is. That orange that is not the colour of a sausage

  • JP: Champagney, definitely champagney

  • little raspberry notes in there this looks good. It tastes like raspberry. Oh you're gonna hate that

  • You don't even like hot dogs

  • M: It's not a hotdog S: Not a hotdog

  • JP: For the folks at home, this is really good champagney raspberry notes delectable. I love it. Thank you

  • *JP casually takes another*

  • M: Spudgey also like them

  • J: IT'S DOGFOOD?

  • M: It's not dog food, but he likes them

  • J: This the texture of this is off-putting it reminds me of

  • just like really really just bad fish cakes. This is a fish cake sausage

  • Why does this exist? Who eats this??

  • S: Martina actually likes it

  • J: Lies.

  • M: I do like it.

  • J: Don't even with me right now gurl

  • mmm

  • M: I'm go right in there pull that sausage out and eat it

  • JP: *snatch and snacks*

  • omnomnom

  • JP: it's gud

  • M: Did you mix it with your raspberry Pocky?

  • JP: *nodnod*

  • J+M+S: Ewwww

  • J: Now this is the time when you will get a punishment

  • M: You lost so you get to choose again

  • J: We're gonna go my right again.

  • S: There you go.

  • M: Thank you ready 3 2 1

  • J: Yeahhh :D M: Nooo

  • J: Almond Crush~

  • M: Thats one of my favorites

  • 2? S: Two

  • *ominous music*

  • M: Oh nooo S: This one looks vile

  • S+M: Daikon radish and ginger candy (M: That's not candy)

  • J: Smells like alcohol

  • S: Oh, oh that is vile

  • JP: no, no

  • J: look how cute these are o-o *pretty anime boy*

  • Limited edition boys on the cover *^* There it is guys.

  • M: It's really wafting up. It's worse when you open it up.

  • J: Oh. That just takes away all of the bad things I've been eating I love it

  • S: Go for it girl

  • M: OH YEAH sometimes *cough cough*

  • When I eat ginger candy, I think 'I can really go for more radish', maybe it's some garlic undertones.

  • J: I got pretzel. I've got chocolate ... I've got radish smell

  • Whoa

  • literally that overtook your breath

  • You should probably brush your teeth.

  • M: I mean, I just I want to know who made this punishment candy

  • is that for old people do old people suddenly go:

  • "Uhh, I can't taste anything anymore. You know I can taste GINGErR! like radishh!"

  • Why would they come together? Why did this union form?

  • J: I'm so sorry, but on that note if you are on...

  • M: On that note. Peace out.

  • J: I am out of here

  • S: Hey Ducky

  • M: Can I get a kiss?

  • S: Of course you can

  • M: Give me a real good makeout kiss

  • S: Girl, we're a family-friendly channel alright?

  • We only talk about shark jism here

  • M: mm Simon won't kiss me. Simon hates me ;~;

  • S: I'll always kiss you girl

  • *is invaded by the ghost of radish and ginger past*

  • M: I will take your right hand. You ready? (S: yep) 3, 2, 1

  • M: heyyaaa...

  • yesss

  • M: YUUuuUuusS

  • I'm gonna go for the special edition strawberry and it has - like- a really intensive.

  • S: I'm gonna go for just the regular Pocky

  • M: No you're not

  • S: Can I have number one? (M: Oh you're lucky)

  • S: So this looks like something spicy (M: you're so lucky) with what I'm not sure

  • M: This is so heavy (S: Woah) you see what I'm saying, this is hugee.

  • S: Almost looks as good as the Pocky that we made~ (M: We made) You should definitely vote for us

  • M: Oh my god guys. I might as well share

  • JP: Those look awesome.

  • M: Oh, wow

  • J: Yes plz (JP: I love it)

  • M: Isn't that good?

  • S: This is so terrible (M: oh, it's good.) It's actually really spicy it tastes like a deep-fried

  • crunchy

  • onion. As soon as you bite into it just dissolves in your mouth instantly

  • M: I'm tempted to try it, but he's tricked me before where he was like:

  • "It's so good" and he went for it for like five minutes and finally

  • (S: *denies*)

  • M: I tried some and it was awful, so I don't know what to do right now,

  • J: no seriously..

  • J: You're making me want to try it

  • S: yeah, these are good

  • J: That's really really spicy

  • M: JP get in here all right. Oh, we're all in on this action

  • S: I thought this is gonna be a punishment.

  • Narrator: The Simon lures his unsuspecting prey using his clever words.

  • M: Hmm

  • Narrator: "This isn't bad at all. I thought this was a punishment." in the end only the Martina escapes unscathed

  • Due to her naturally blown ability to withstand spice,

  • M: Okay, y'all that's not spicy. We all need to have a talk about spice and spice levels

  • Well, we killed JP. And that was spicy apparently.

  • J: That's spicy

  • S: The friendship is now over. This teamwork is through I want...

  • ...your left

  • M: Everyone, 3, 2, 1

  • S: oh noo

  • JP: Dude, I've been heartening it up. Left and right.

  • S: Not this again. (M: Yep) Not this again

  • JP: You have to eat one of those?

  • S: yeah *defeated*

  • JP: Blonde chocolate I'm gonna do this one.

  • M: Oh, you're having the salted caramel one.

  • JP: Yeah (S: oh man thats salted caramel?)

  • S: Oh my god, salted caramel?

  • S: I'll pick number four

  • OOOOooOoo

  • S: What is this? (M: Not good is what that is.)

  • M: Got to pour some on your hand and get shots for everyone

  • S: Those are dried sardines...

  • ...and I think these are peanuts with them as well (JP: whoo that doesn't look good at all) have a whiff of that oh

  • JP: Oh no. No. No. No.

  • S: I don't want to offend anybody. I know some of you might like these snacks

  • This is not for my palate.

  • JP: It's it smells like it's it's gone bad

  • indeed

  • S: *breaths meditatively*

  • Namaste

  • S: Hey... mmmm. Not bad :[

  • Narrator: The Simon lures his unsuspecting prey using his clever words

  • M: Really?

  • S: It's sweet. Woaw

  • I remember we has these before. It was terrible.

  • Even though I'm losing, I'm winning WOAW

  • M: I don't think salted caramel is less tasty.

  • S: Have I become an old man?

  • I'm starting to like old man foods now.

  • JP: This tastes like butterscotch

  • these are uh, I guess it's salted caramel

  • But it tastes like you know a little pretzel action going on

  • and it's not a rancid fish B)

  • S: Well. I'm not gonna

  • I'm trying to save room for... here :3

  • M: Don't trust him

  • JP: At first it was good.

  • S: Okay, then the aftertaste

  • JP: Oh man that aftertaste. I felt like oh no

  • S: Hey, I tricked one person at least (M+J: ahahah)

  • JP: Need some (???) I need something I needed to get this out

  • M: I don't want to say I'm proud of you. But I'm proud of you. Good job.

  • S: This pokerface I've been training for so long

  • JP: It's long lasting. (M: It is.)

  • S: If I am going down

  • I'm bringing each one of you with me

  • S: I think you and I both lost twice.

  • Okay, give me your right hand are you ready?

  • 1

  • 2

  • 3

  • J: You are the biggest loser (M: Aww yay)

  • S: Losing 3 in a row... That's not

  • M: LOSER SIMON

  • *Crescendo of chants: LOSER SIMON*

  • Ahhh whyyy scattered in there

  • *Crescendo of chants CONT: LOSER SIMON*

  • S: Why? WHy? Why!? WHYYY?

  • S: This is the third video now that I've been a tremendous loser in

  • M: Well, I hate to break it to you.

  • S: Whatchu gonna say? Whatchu gonna say?!

  • S: Oh my god

  • M: Wanna tell everybody what konjac is? It's a bizarre root vegetable

  • S: They also make them into diet noodles that are really low calorie

  • But they also smell like a crotch that you haven't washed for a few days

  • M: I'm serious. You have to rinse your whole house out. It smells like a ...

  • S: Like a dirty crotch. They have a sign here for don't die.

  • J: No they don't

  • S: Look at it look at this

  • They have two x's over their eyes

  • Eat this the wrong way...

  • ...you will die. In case small child or aged person

  • the product may get stuck in his throat because of the product's...

  • elasticity and his or her weak chewing power.

  • J: Oh my god! :O

  • M: Don't die Ducky

  • J: I really don't think that this is entirely fair

  • because I'm just sitting here eating like a delicious treat

  • as uhhhh

  • S: You're correct

  • S: If you want to make this fair... If fairness is something that matters to you

  • M: Don't let him bamboozle you

  • S: Then we should definitely both have one of these together

  • If you care about good in the world.

  • (M: Remember he tricked me)

  • S: If care about society --

  • J: My god chocolates, I care about chocolate

  • *Gross sounds of it swishing in Simons mouth*

  • J: You put the whole thing?

  • S: It has the flavour of a grape jello. You know when you bite into gelatin

  • it just kind of like dissolves softly?

  • This fights back, and it's just...

  • ...so tough, so slimy...

  • ...sooo....

  • ...not enjoyable.

  • I'm so glad you guys came to my house.

  • Everybody come on try it out like a family

  • *in background* HAHAHA Let's all join in :'D

  • JP: Wait, there really is like a warning label on there

  • (M: Yeah) S: yeah, it's a warning of don't die

  • put it all in your mouth and just start chewing here you go

  • *Swishy sounds*

  • M: I've noped right out of there.

  • J: Mines really chewy

  • you just a bite of it. You don't put the whole thing in you mouth.

  • S: I like how this was supposed to be a video about Pocky,

  • but it was just like hey, let's watch Simon suffer

  • Thank you for suffering

  • with me in this last round

  • (M: In the background, he looks like he's going to spit it out. GO JP to the garbage can!)

  • S: If you all want to watch an

  • enjoyable video. Head on over to

  • HellthyJunkFood where we make a giant

  • Pocky together and vote on which one you like the most.

  • We made our own giant Pocky.

  • They made their own giant Pocky,

  • and it's actually a lot less suffering than what you noticing today.

  • M: You got through it?

  • JP: It was the most intense experience in my mouth.

  • M: But here's your grand prize of any other Pocky

  • You'd like to try so that you can wash that out of your mouth.

  • JP: We get to take something home with us. I love it.

  • All: YAYs together

  • :)

  • M: Everyone's a winner :)

  • JP: You get a Pocky!

  • All: You get a Pocky! You get a Pocky!

  • Thanks for watching ^^

S+M: It's time for the Pocky Challenge

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