Name: Annoying Orange - Superhero Storytime Supercut!
Uploaded: 2021-12-11T18:25:10.000Z
Duration: 14 min 4 s
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We dude, would you watch where you're swinging?

Well I'm glad to see you're excited for today's episode Orange.

Yeah you might say I'm really getting into the swing of things.

I take it this means you did the required reading for today's episode for once.

Oh well in that case it had too many pictures.

I pretty much remember it from the first time I didn't read it as a kid.

The annoying spider man clothes but also way off.

Once upon a time there was a high school kid named Peter parker.

Now he wasn't exactly the coolest or the biggest kid at school but he was super good at science.

This is actually pretty spot on, told you I remembered it.

One day peter parker went to a science fair but there was no concession stand or anything so we got zip for hungry.

Finally he bit into a radioactive spider.

See that's not exactly because the spider was radioactive Peter parker accrued the powers of the spider eight limbs, eight eyeballs the ability to scare people when the bathroom light comes on.

Yeah, I think we're gonna need to tap the brakes here.

Dude, those aren't the superpowers he got Well sure they are sure false Peter Parker got spider superpowers.

I mean it's not like he suddenly started eating flies or something.

He did start eating flies by the full, full.

Why would he do that flies are a disgusting thing to eat pair.

We're talking about a guy who bit a spider.

You really think he's gonna be grossed out by the thought of eating a fly.

Now if you don't mind I will continue the list of spider powers that Peter Parker accrued.

He grew up thor X, he lost the ability to speak and most importantly he gave the ability to shoot spider webbing out of his but close enough I guess so he went out on the town shooting but webs all over the place, he wasn't great at first but he got into the swing of things soon enough.

Oh but here's the thing just as he gained the powers of a spider, he also gained the downsides of being a spider growing A thorax wasn't already a downside.

The thorax is a very important body part plus the ladies love it.

Peter parker got the bad spider stuff too like the ability to be easily trapped under a water glass.

This used to be one of my favorite origin stories also he lost the ability to speak, His brain shrunk to the size of a sesame seed and his lifespan reduced to approximately 1 to 2 years.

Dude, this is the worst superhero of all time.

The guy could have been a radioactive nobel prize winner or something, but he opted for a dumb old spider actions have consequences pair with great power comes something, something, something.

Listen, can we just get to the part where he fights bad guys please sure thing, there are no shortage of enemies and Peter Parker took them all on that spider man, there was a lizard, I think you mean the lizard?

Other enemies included chickens, Blueberry trout.

Hold off, these aren't spider man villains, They're just natural predators of the spider.

I know, don't worry pear, I got this blackbird gecko.

Spider man did not swing around the city shooting webbing from his but battling the natural predators of the spider.

Oh and why is that, are you gonna tell me?

Although trump is a fearsome in formidable foe.

Spider man met his match when he got trapped underneath the water lab.

Come on at least tell me his escape from the water glass was exciting.

He was under there awhile and you know what I was saying earlier about a severely reduced lifespan.

That's the entire story of the amazing spider man, yep.

What may I ask was so amazing about a so called super hero who fought a trout got trapped under a glass and promptly died.

How on earth did he get the title of superhero?

I'm pear and joining me today for this very super episode is lou the tick I told you not to call me by my real name.

I'm pretty sure there's a bug in this room, dude, you are a bug in this room, You're right, quick.

Get rid of me, Get me over the head with this mallet.

But what I am going to do is tell the story of the greatest superhero of all time.

Gotcha, personally, I feel the tick is the greatest superhero ever, but maybe I'm just biased.

Yeah, you're probably related to him or something.

Did you really just say that not politics are related pair, jeez Oh sorry.

Yeah, we do happen to be second cousins thrice removed Anyway, let's go on with the story before I get really ticked off.

All right thank I am once upon a time on a far away planet named Krypton.

A baby was born and hold up that baby Superman, you're telling me Superman from another planet.

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