We have emerged from this many, many, many months lockdown that we've been in.

How long?

For?

Five months long, four inches.

That's how long the lockdown was.

And we are going to have a bit of a blow up today.

So we're gonna give sam a makeover.

Nice.

I need it, can you tell?

I don't mind the beard.

The beard is pretty cool.

I quite like the man bun as well.

Turn around.

Oh yeah, that's actually something quite cute.

Pretty funnel it going, oh yeah, I think you should keep the beard, but I think that we just need to tidy it up a little bit.

It needs some care given to it because I've done nothing with it.

I mean like I'm keeping it clean, I'm washing, but it's not like I'm oiling it and it's not even like I'm conditioning it occasionally, it's unloved.

So it needs some help.

It also needs to get out of my mouth.

Get you.

I really didn't take care of it is something I feel unwell.

I don't write that's wet.

You know what would be really nice?

What if he died?

You'll be a pig.

Perfect.

I think that would, you know, that would be mean coming out of this lockdown.

I need something with a bit of zing to it a bit of because that was as yeah, pink.

So I think that would really work well for me and I think the color pink will really open up my paws?

So it's just gonna be the perfect blend for me.

Do you have any idea what you want to do to your hair?

That's probably the last thing everyone remembers.

The fact that it got bleached and then dyed all these different colors, then finally blew and so you can see here that's how long it was when it was dyed.

Hang on, but that's just down, that's down there.

Have you not have you cut your hair?

I haven't cut it.

I haven't touched it.

You haven't I haven't touched because your hair was really long when we died at blue and like when we bleached and dyed pink and blue and all of that, it was unless it's been breaking off at the ends very slowly.

I don't know.

Well look, I think what we need to do, we need to straighten your hair.

Yeah, we need to dye your beard.

Yeah, we need to give you a little bit of a trim and I think you're gonna look amazing.

I'm down for this.

You guys ready to join us on this journey of rediscovering what it feels like to be human because I've forgotten what that feels like Alex, I've been living at home an animal, literally an animal.

Really?

I would never have thought so.

All right, let's get to dying.

Yeah, I've been there for a long time.

Catch up.

All right sam So for the dying of your beard, I'll get you to put on the garments that I like to use when I dye my hair.

It's really nice.

Okay, I'm finally ready to die and these will be the clothes I'm buried in.

Hey babe, how do I look?

You look beautiful here.

Take off the pants.

You always say that.

Stop it.

Honestly, I can't take her anywhere.

Stop it.

All right, so pop on these loves this is the product I am currently dying my hair with this is the Hello, bubble foam color in the shade.

Sahara rose and we actually died.

Sam's hair with this color last year and it really, really suited him.

He looked so nice.

So I think that you're gonna look really good with this on your bed now, lather this through your bed Alex.

Can you tie my habit?

What if I've got sensitive facial skin?

I'm kidding.

I really don't.

I could rub grease on my face.

I often do actually.

It's a beautiful natural exfoliant grease mixed with sand.

You can just like scrub that into your face.

It's, it's almost as good as putting mayonnaise in your hair to rejuvenate and use in lieu of um conditioner.

Uh Also, if you want to boost the protein in the skin.

Three eggs, cracked into a bowl and mixed with a little bit of salt.

Does wonders does wonders more more.

All right night out.

Alright.

Kylo, calm down.

All right, steady on, steady on there.

Yes.

Get in there.

You need to get up here.

Hold on.

I can barely see you experience.

I'm right here.

What do you mean?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Very good sir.

How distinguished.

Happy with some little not back here.

When was the last time you brushed your hair this morning?

No, by a weird Yes.

If you know how to use it.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, she wants, wow.

So then get to forget the straighten up.

What girl?

What?

I'm gonna go work on the christmas video for tonight that I'm editing.

So you guys have?

My God, wow.

Wait, what do you do?

Thanks mistake papa, you should be, yeah.

Yeah, go for it.

Okay.

Wait right there.

Yeah.

Nice smell.

The burning smell.

A friend fears in the hell no, but now we have a two person job.

Look at that.

Beautiful.

Mhm.

Mhm.

Yeah.

Sissy.

I feel like my entire world just move.

Stop the scalp.

Well, I started this, I mean he's not wrong, but he's hoping you don't touch the scalp.

You know, it was that close to the scalp.

How about that?

Uh That would fill me with more confidence.

It's one trying to drink this without letting my beard touch with chemicals you cooking my hair Alex.

Can you come verify that they're not cooking my hair?

All the ends are so crispy.

Yeah, I think you're right.

I think it's just the tips.

That it's just the tips.

We haven't even done this is crispy.

We did side, but I haven't done the back and we haven't properly done this side yet.

So what's in a can confirm your hair is still there.

Okay, good.

Good.

I always trusted you.

We've done we've done this Fringe site.

That's about that's about it.

That's all we love.

People.

We hate it.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Hello, Can you say?

How do you want to do this?

How would you like to do this?

This is matt muscle lives in his mom's basement.

Okay.

Well, am I ready?

You're ready?

Yeah.

Oh, so you're pink beard is beautiful.

Yeah, I know.

I love the tone that it's achieved.

It's exactly what we were looking for when we started.

Yes.

You look like a rooster.

Okay.

I think that you would look really good with a beard like this.

That's perfect.

Perfect seeing that I'm realizing that's exactly what I was after.

But I didn't know it until I saw that.

How did you know that's exactly what I want and I knew it would suit you.

So All right.

So, I'm going to try and recreate that.

Thank you.

This isn't what I'm going to be using is not how you shave a beard.

Do you think that you'll be able to copy the image exactly.

I'm going to start small, take a small section out of the center here.

Mhm.

He's gonna have to dodge the simple.

Mhm.

Uh No puppet.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Mhm.

All right.

Well, let it go.

I think we just have to leave it like this because I'm going to wax it into that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mhm Yeah.

Uh huh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's like the worst fucking scour brush.

Imagine washing their dishes.

Let's just get out.

Eco friendly.

Organic.

Mm.

Yeah, this is perfect.

Alright guys, I'm so excited Sam's maker, but is finally complete and he looks absolutely amazing.

It's been months of lucky down and a very long beard and it's finally gone and he looks like his old self again.

So may I introduce to you the new and improved Sam?

What does everyone think I'm ready to hit the town?

I'm ready to go out.

I'm ready to be seen by people Michelle.

Will you be seen with me?

Oh yeah, definitely.

Huh Huh Mhm.

Huh.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Hang on.

Why you love it.

Experience what we put a lot of it like mom, dad, why are you being weird again?

I'm going to take everyone else's opinion as well.

Your opinion.

That is the most particularly Oh, I'll just I'll clean my my ears with that if everyone thinks that we've done a beautiful glow up and if you think Alex needs wait Yeah, we can we can do my bed like that next.

Yeah.

Perfect.

Mhm Sam Are you?

Yes.

You're going to keep it for a couple of days?

Maybe we'll see.

Well, don't you want to legitimately shave your beard off.

What do you think I spent?

I spent our guys watched me.

I spent 20 minutes cultivating and no, not cultivated, cultivated it for six months.

Thank you.

I curated this and I trimmed it and I perfected it for 30 minutes.

Keeping this for at least another six months.

Here's an, have a seat.

We're gonna repent.

Wait, wait, Everyone look into my eyes.

This is the last time you'll see this face Calix free me.

Sorry.

Do you look like a movie star?

You look like clouds like a cult leader.

Okay, what do you mean?

Like a cult leader?

Well, like little close eyes.

Oh hey, that back, that's mine.

You could sell this ship to morphy and make eye shadow brushes out of it.

Or a paintbrush.

I'll use it as a paintbrush.

Shoot up.

Shadow brush.

All right.

There you go.

Nice.

Oh no, don't leave it.

Believe them all.

What is he doing?

He's saving me until he steps my jugular.

I guess we're chopping this all.

No, no, they believe one, you just have to leave one single grotty bit here and there is no, I'm confused.

I love looking at the expression go down.

So if I do one side and then someone else wanna do the other.

Yeah, I want to try the other side waxes.

Making all the hair like delicious and sticky and beautiful and now it's sticking to him.

Like look at this.