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  • Yeah, okay.

  • Mm hmm.

  • Hey, orange.

  • Here's that ice water you wanted, What you doing?

  • Just making slime and making rhymes, slime.

  • That's awesome.

  • Yeah.

  • I didn't have any baking soda though, so I just use some of this spare uranium.

  • It seems to be working fine.

  • Um is it just me or did that slime?

  • Just move a little?

  • But I didn't notice anything.

  • But then again, you're the expert when it comes to little Oh, there it is.

  • Again there, whoa.

  • Hey, everybody get in here, look at this slime goo.

  • Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, slime.

  • That moves now.

  • That's crazy.

  • I say we poke it with a toothpick.

  • Who's with me?

  • Let's roll.

  • I think the slime ate it.

  • Well, we got to try a bigger stick obviously.

  • Okay.

  • Here goes well, man, be careful little apple.

  • What the wow!

  • What the heck am I seeing things?

  • Where did the slime just grow bigger?

  • Yeah, but only a little orange.

  • That slime just ate our friend.

  • That's uh that's not good.

  • Oh man, it's my boot.

  • Looking for that thing.

  • Everyone listen up.

  • We've got to stop that thing quick.

  • Sure it's cute right now because it's only eating small things, but soon it's gonna get big enough to start eating big things.

  • It's too late.

  • Everybody run away from the slime.

  • Where is this line?

  • Oh yeah.

  • Well that's weird.

  • It was here just a moment ago.

  • Things are looking up.

  • Yeah, I'm glad to be rid of that.

  • Murderous slime and that's not what I meant.

  • Uh huh.

  • Yeah, Yeah.

  • Orange.

  • You made this line think of something.

  • Think of a way to stop it.

  • I got it.

  • I'll make some more slime and the two slides, we'll eat each other.

  • Um mm mm hmm.

  • Oh yeah.

  • Either that or the joint forces to make an even bigger slime blob come on orange.

  • Think.

  • Okay.

  • I have another idea.

  • I'll make an even bigger blob of slime that could easily devour the other slide.

  • Dude, I don't think that's gonna work.

  • Yeah.

  • Mhm Okay.

  • Yeah, if you'd be right, uh, he spilled my ice water, we need a good idea orange.

  • Okay, I got it no more making slime.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • I guess I'll keep thinking we're out of time that slime is devoured everything in the kitchen.

  • Well, except those ice cubes.

  • Wait, what did you say?

  • I said it's devoured everything.

  • Except that spilled glass of ice water over there, that's cold.

  • You're right, It is cold.

  • Yeah, I know.

  • I think it was funny when I said it though.

  • No dude, don't you see the slime doesn't like cold things.

  • See it avoided your ice cubes.

  • It avoided frozen yogurt and it avoided that bowl of chili.

  • That's a common misconception.

  • Although my name might suggest that I'm chilly as in cold.

  • I'm actually super hot.

  • Oh maybe I shouldn't have admitted that guys, the freezer.

  • That's our chance.

  • We just have to lure it up there with something warm, very warm smile.

  • You really sacrifice yourself.

  • Just have saved the rest of us.

  • Let's hope this works.

  • Here it comes, marshy, get ready.

  • Well my parents are from it worked.

  • Yeah, go marshy.

  • All right.

  • Well hey, the slide isn't done or at least that's being stopped.

  • Yeah, as long as the fraser stays cold.

  • Yes.

  • You know leg.

  • Hey orange, that's rude.

  • You shouldn't jump out and scare the audience like hey for lovers Welcome, welcome, welcome to a shock to horrific episode of at to now this week.

  • You asked us to show how to make spooky slime.

  • I know how to do this.

  • I'm a spooky slime savant.

  • If you say so, take it away.

  • Step one find the scariest looking house you've ever seen and go inside.

  • Um, orange.

  • Once your site, just follow your nose to the worst smelling room at the house.

  • Remember the worse the smell the smoke, hear those line orange.

  • No, you're not telling our audience to go into random scary house is not.

  • Well I thought I was pretty clear about that part.

  • We're telling them how to make spooky slime, Oh get you.

  • Anyway, here's the real step one by some food coloring blue and then that's not spooky if you want spooky slime, you gotta follow my advice.

  • Real actual step one find above your monster and ask him to blow his nose or yeah, what?

  • That's genuine spooky slime right there.

  • You can't say it's not.

  • Yeah, actually real actual step one, make safe edible.

  • Slime in the safety of your own home for real time.

  • One billion actual step one.

  • Go ahead.

  • Eat slime.

  • You find it spooky places to read what booker's are edible.

  • I do it all the time.

  • Gross.

  • All right.

  • Listen, we're almost out of time, But here's the basics blue water food coloring or X powder.

  • Boom, you're done.

  • Oh wow.

  • That is easy to follow.

  • Yeah.

  • Let me see if I can do it.

  • Just five ingredients, right?

  • Or actually.

  • But who's counting now?

  • You'll definitely find, let's see.

  • Blue water food coloring forever louder and boom, no, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, boom was not part of the worst you make.

  • Okay.

  • Hey, could you not?

  • I'm making slime s a mark and that really hurt my ears.

  • Oh, I'm sorry if I'm here detaining you.

  • I shouldn't have talked into that microphone like that.

  • It was irresponsible of me.

  • Oh, sorry.

  • The chance to say that joke was too irresistible.

  • Oh, hey, what did the baby slimes say to its mommy.

  • I don't know what gaga go, do you know what a baby's favorite song is?

  • Right, I'm afraid.

  • I don't know baby slang.

  • Go, go, go, go, go, go, go talk right now.

  • The baby's awake and I have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

  • I, hey, Hey, what's green and smells like?

  • Blue slime.

  • I don't know why.

  • Green slime.

  • That's an awful joke.

  • I swear it's not.

  • Yeah, yeah.

  • Hey.

  • Hey lunch lady.

  • You know what the worst thing about eating school lunches.

  • The food wow.

  • I guess flying flies when you're having fun.

  • Hey hey, Tony the tiger.

  • Why do you love slime jokes so much recalls their guru?

  • Alright.

  • Yeah.

  • What about you two can sam.

  • Why do you love slime jokes so much?

  • I don't really know.

  • Maybe I should go glenn.

  • Hey, hey, slimy snail.

  • Hey, what should you do when two snails have a bite?

  • Leave them to slug it out.

  • Hey, he's slimer.

  • Hey, what's your favorite carnival ride?

  • Is it the roller coaster?

  • Oh you don't like my joke.

  • What you gonna do, blow me?

  • Oh hey, you know what you're doing?

  • Making slime, yep, adding the glue right now.

  • I think that's really cool.

  • See I was always taught to respect my Elmer's like, that wasn't even funny.

  • I know it wasn't my best job, but I'm sticking with it.

  • Okay.

  • Hey food lovers Orange and pear here with an episode that's downright slime testing.

  • I prefer the term slime horrific.

  • It's lying tacular in credit slime.

  • Well, it's gonna be a great episode.

  • No matter how you slime it today, we're showing you how to make, I'm can write out the recipe, take it away best friend.

  • I'm not your best friend says, huh?

  • Yes, my best friend.

  • You all heard him say it.

  • Anyway.

  • Step one is to put some glue in a bowl.

  • You did it wrong.

  • You're supposed to put the cereal in first, then the glue, That's milk dude?

  • Wait, are you saying you eat glue?

  • Well, not without cereal.

  • What am I?

  • So we're now not sure why.

  • I'm surprised by this.

  • You are such an each glue kind of guy.

  • What do you mean?

  • I'm not an Eskimo.

  • I didn't say you're an igloo kind of guy.

  • I know, but wouldn't it be cool if I was uh step two, add water?

  • What more?

  • The cereal?

  • There is no serial dude.

  • And if you're putting water on cereal, you should be banned from making cereal.

  • Yeah, Right.

  • Next thing you know, you're gonna be telling me, I'm not supposed to put ketchup on my bag.

  • Als yuk, ok, do not engage with impair.

  • Remember what your therapist said?

  • What was that?

  • Pick up?

  • I don't have any ears.

  • Yeah, moving along to step three, which is to add food coloring.

  • Orange make an orange.

  • Okay, let me just read.

  • I said orange.

  • There is no orange food coloring.

  • Why not?

  • There should be.

  • Orange is a great color, relax.

  • I'm just gonna, I don't want yellow.

  • I want to challenge.

  • Oh, see what I did there.

  • I did.

  • Its magic.

  • How'd you do that brother?

  • And finally, step for add borax borax.

  • Come in.

  • I love that movie, my wife dude, that's not what I said.

  • Okay, the DVD with mix it up?

  • I said borax dude, borax, borax.

  • Is he four s brother or something?

  • No borax brother be all like my wife and live well, okay, just mix it up and there we go now it's time for step five.

  • Make some our videos with it.

  • Sure do whatever you want actually, that's kind of quiet gonna turn the volume all the way up.

  • That's perfect.

  • No one else is perfect.

  • My wife don't do that.

  • It's bad for the equipment.

  • Sorry, I promise.

  • That's the last slime.

  • It'll ever have fun.

  • Well that does it for today's episode.

  • Happy sliming everyone before we go.

  • I just want to give a shout out to one very special viewer.

  • Oh, who's that?

  • Good way you asked for fruit lovers again and again and again and again.

  • So here it is.

  • Just in time for christmas get ready to get good and boot.

  • Yeah, christmas, christmas, christmas is a wonderful time.

  • Boys and girls around the world covered his life, but not in my bed, yellows like it's blue, but in the end of a single child is christmas goop a tradition chris, let's go.

  • Super slime for the yuletide christmas goop.

  • Don't let it get your chris, let's go, It's a holiday surprise.

  • I've never heard of christmas goop what you're talking about.

  • Everybody's doing the goop are they?

  • It feels like christmas Goop was just something you made up one day christmas goop has been around since forever.

  • Haters, haters, haters say that groups not legit, they say it's not traditional that we should just went like christmas cooper's as old as christmas itself so go on with your brother.

  • Tree it up on the shelf.

  • Oh