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  • mm Not though, vending machine.

  • Not my thing.

  • Hey guys, we're taking you guys on an amorous adventure.

  • I am feeling very yankee.

  • I've just had lots of coffee.

  • Simon.

  • However, look at that kid running past with energy.

  • How do people handle chat Like mm hmm.

  • I got like two hours of sleep last night.

  • But I'm really good at living off of really small amounts of sleep because that's just my life.

  • Right?

  • We came back from Sweden and Denmark and we are totally fun.

  • I'm sure that was just a big sheep.

  • Right?

  • And I was just like a farmer.

  • I might be yankee, but I'm definitely tired and crazy.

  • So get ready for a cold gray, easy adventure Simon.

  • Oh, donkey.

  • I on the other hand, why are you wearing my hat on your hat?

  • Do not handle sleepiness as well as Martinez.

  • Look at this.

  • What's happening here.

  • All right.

  • Look, your pervert.

  • Don't run my chess in public.

  • What I want.

  • Sexual harassment was a whistle.

  • No, this lady.

  • I don't.

  • Right now we are in Cohen jeep Chief city.

  • That's right.

  • I didn't make up that middle part.

  • If you look right here.

  • One of our crazy nights out adventuring and we went to this bar.

  • Cohen G is kind of like a punk rock kind of feel.

  • It's the, it's the grungy ist people with dyed hair.

  • Lots of tattoos here.

  • This is where I get my beard trimmed.

  • Everyone's got tattoos at the place also.

  • And they play a lot of gangster rap.

  • My God, What a cute location.

  • Oh my God.

  • To Tiki, Whoa.

  • I'm sorry.

  • We're talking about gangster stuff.

  • Yes, it's very gangster, gangster.

  • Look at the ice cream everywhere.

  • Oh my God, like during the daytime you can come here for a lot of retro fields.

  • They have a lot of vintage shops and they have vintage toys and they have a lot of records and stuff.

  • But then at night time it becomes like super grimy tons of drunk people.

  • All the punk clubs are still here but they're kind of underground.

  • So you're falling asleep, corn.

  • She is punk.

  • Let's go.

  • But it's very quiet.

  • You can't hear it.

  • You come here, you're like, whoa, I love this shop.

  • I mean just once.

  • Just wait just one second.

  • It's a huge hamster.

  • I've always wanted a hamster.

  • This big zucchini in front of the house.

  • We already have some stuff in front of only $8.

  • Look, he's like look at my Crotch.

  • Becky if there's a Pekinese dog, we have to get it?

  • Excuse me.

  • Doggie service.

  • Have you seen any peeking these dogs around here?

  • I'm looking for something that looks like a peak.

  • Any of you?

  • Do you have any answers?

  • How about you, nope.

  • That looks like members in the back right there.

  • Okay, alright, you're killing me woman.

  • Uh leave, how do you get to go sight loss here?

  • The birds.

  • I think we should go that way and get out of the sun.

  • That's my theory because guys mushi Tsui.

  • It is so hot and humid here right now.

  • It was actually one of our favorite side streets.

  • So normally we come here at night time.

  • I've never ever seen it during the day.

  • I just assumed that everything was closed.

  • But if you hang a left, we did a live stream here before.

  • This is a really fun neighborhood.

  • I 10 10 recommend coming here and just exploring all these is the key is when they finally opened up there, it is.

  • See I sat there and Simon, Simon showed everybody the penis bar.

  • Great Snooky penis bar.

  • That's right.

  • Which I feel like, yeah, we have to go back to, this is Sub store.

  • Sub store is an awesome little record shop.

  • I follow him on Instagram if you guys want to know more about them.

  • But I recommend recommended 10 out of 10.

  • Oh ducky.

  • Look at you trying to be yankee, you're not yankee right now.

  • I'm very cranky.

  • Are you?

  • What are you gonna order?

  • Alright, so which one you think you're gonna get?

  • This is the traditional kind And then we've got some updated version, tomato toast with cheese.

  • I'm gonna get the tomato cheese, hashed beef, creamy mushroom.

  • This kind of like Demi glaze is the very like, this is the very typical kind and then they have the tomato and ketchup to kind of balance it off seasonal with cheese.

  • That looks pretty great.

  • Almost all right.

  • So you're gonna tomatoes with the cheese.

  • You want anything to drink?

  • Mm water?

  • Lots and lots of water.

  • Okay.

  • From a hydro homies.

  • When ***.

  • When are you getting?

  • Well, I really wanted that one.

  • You could get it to, you know, the same thing as you guys.

  • Is anyone else do the same if you're going out with someone and it's the first time you've gone to a restaurant, you're like, I really don't wanna get the same thing because now we can try things, but maybe you're the kind of person who doesn't share if that happens.

  • Also, I have an excessive amount of coins doing the original 11234567 eight.

  • I don't have enough, wow back into the pockets.

  • You go, I might have a coin, two dan hot tip.

  • If you come to japan, make sure you have cash.

  • Yeah, me son sheep.

  • Cool, fucking what?

  • Simon's coin probably there.

  • It's all worth it.

  • Mm hmm.

  • Yeah, I need a Cheeto from burrito.

  • Let's ago that he's so what he's doing now is you want to make the rice flavor.

  • So he's doing probably the chicken and the onions adding in shrimp mushrooms.

  • It looks like.

  • And then after that you add your sauce and then the sauce is then added in with the rice.

  • So the rice is flavored.

  • It's not just like a plain rice underneath it with.

  • Mm hmm.

  • Why am I not surprised that Simon is currently asleep.

  • All right.

  • Because we don't get it.

  • You got a kite.

  • Have you have to go by moss?

  • I'm not gonna start with any mris facts.

  • I'm just gonna start eating it before it gets cold.

  • I got the Tomato Cheese one.

  • And I gotta tell you, I haven't had a normal rice in a very long while.

  • Look at all that, see that scene.

  • You know what it smells like tomato soup.

  • Canned tomato soup.

  • It's a very comforting food.

  • So, it's not like a fancy food.

  • It's something that japanese moms would make for their kids.

  • It's almost like going to a mac and cheese place or having a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

  • You know, So, I got the half and half one.

  • I've got the same tomato that Simon has.

  • But on the other side, I have the Demi glaze and this is kind of like a sweet beefy kind of gravy sauce that goes on top of it.

  • Gonna go straight on in mine has cheese as well.

  • To get a nice big bowl of fried comfort food.

  • Mm So, yep, mushrooms, cheese.

  • Really fluffy egg on top.

  • It's almost like spaghetti with rice, right?

  • Like having spaghetti and cheese, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes.

  • Such a great explanation of it.

  • Yeah, I mean, if you don't get the right spaghetti.

  • I wonder how many people are appalled by the idea of spaghetti rice.

  • But I think you totally totally nailed it.

  • You like spaghetti?

  • You like rice one.

  • Guess what we got for you.

  • I have tried to make these before.

  • Okay.

  • Like I want to do martina's midnight munchies.

  • But I can suck.

  • I don't know how anyone does it.

  • I looked at cooking with dog.

  • She just does it with total ease.

  • And I'm like, okay, I get it.

  • You're older than me.

  • You've been cooking for a long time.

  • It's gotta keep practicing.

  • Mix up is great.

  • Scrambling parts awesome.

  • And then suddenly it just turns into like hard cardboard.

  • It's like, I don't know this lush thing that they're doing.

  • Mm hmm.

  • Is it just, you know, I wanted to get it.

  • This is called the Hayashi one smells like crunchy onions.

  • Black bean sauce.

  • But it's not a gravy sauce.

  • But it tastes to me like that young man.

  • Right?

  • I know.

  • I just went off in your head and you have that right, on the korean black noodle.

  • We did like a whole video about it.

  • Jack Union is like spaghetti with black bean sauce And that's this side.

  • And this is spaghetti with tomato sauce.

  • But it's in a spaghetti.

  • They have rice and egg on it.

  • Why not?

  • And pickles on the side.

  • Just like when we had korean pizza and it came with, are they sweet?

  • Oh my God.

  • That was a whole bane of our existence.

  • Try it not.

  • My style of home or rice actually stands for Omu.

  • Which is omelet and rice.

  • Which is right now.

  • This is a form of Yoshiko, which is kind of like Western style food.

  • You sometimes see like a japanese style spaghetti and what you do with like a lot of like hot dogs and ketchup and what not.

  • It's not really that like authentic spaghetti, it's their own version of it and it's delicious.

  • More ice though.

  • I've never actually seen omelet rice anywhere in north America.

  • Is this a european thing?

  • I've seen omelets like France, does those fluffy, I'll write, I've seen lots of fluffy almost, but I've never seen almost on, right.

  • So I'm not sure who got the idea of this being western food.

  • I'll tell you what, I think this is some drunk dude had way too much old rice in the fridge, They were super hungry.

  • He had a can of tomatoes and he had like leftover bag cheese and he was like, I don't know.

  • And he threw in some onions and mushrooms.

  • This is like the pantry pasta that I make, yes, we have no food in our house.

  • We always have garlic or always have some onion that's like growing a sprout that we're like, should we eat this?

  • We're like, we're gonna, you know, try to peel it and it's like, it's like, so whether we like, it will be fine in the center, we always have so many mushrooms in the house and I just want to mention if you know the word shimaji, that's because when we went to the cat cafe when Simon shaved off half his beer.

  • I'll take him to a cat cafe And there was a really cute cat and his name is Shaggy and I thought it was the cutest thing ever.

  • And then I found out it means mushrooms.

  • Why was I talking about?

  • Oh my God, the jet lag sitting in for me.

  • I don't ever get tired from jetlag.

  • I get like crazy, crazy.

  • I'm pretty sure get more energetic than this.

  • And then the snail was like, but if I'm in the shell, the shell shouldn't matter if it's painted blue.

  • It's like a sailor moon metaphor, which is why I was trying to say it assignment that the important thing about over and rice coming together, what are we doing again?

  • He's got a little garlic.

  • I'm going to try that out.

  • I know that we focus a lot on high end food and we really talk about the history, but this is just comfort food.

  • Look, we are very jetlagged and very out of it.

  • And sometimes you just want something junkie and you know what?

  • Omar rice kind of does that for me.

  • And that's what I'm feeling right now.

  • And I'm digging this.

  • I'm going to Sprinkle on some garlic and if anybody tells me you're eating it wrong.

  • You can meet me in the parking lot for an asp looking all right.

  • And I asked what being, he'll fall asleep, maybe hug you a bit.

  • We work hard.

  • He's a pretty good hunger.

  • Don't make yourself you're gonna fall asleep.

  • My team actually stole some of my eggs.

  • Users be losers.

  • Snoozers be losers.

  • Remember that everyone bruiser.

  • He literally got his beard shape today and said he fell asleep in the middle of shaving A man is holding a deadly razor to your throat and you can sleep.

  • Getting your beard trimmed in.

  • Japan isn't just here.

  • He actually shaved my forehead, no joke.

  • He shaved my forehead.

  • He actually shaved all around my ear and inside my ear.

  • He shaved the top and outside of my nose and cut a lot of my nose hairs.

  • You're looking fresh when you're getting your face and it's not just here.

  • They do everything here in Japan.

  • How's your butthole?

  • It's a shame, everything and I'm so tired.

  • I went to video while you guys are a beard trim and I put my hip back in and I'm really happy because it hurts so much.

  • I would have thought that you've worn yourself out from that herd myself 10 minutes of Pekinese dog statue shopping and man's not hot wrapping, which we're gonna include right now in this video with four.

  • He's got a frisbee.

  • I checked on the road to plus two risk pools were singing me, It's not hot.

  • That's not the song, isn't it?

  • I said man's not hot.

  • Different songs really?

  • I thought it starts off with a similar song.

  • You're just a song racist.

  • That's not true.

  • How does it go for real?

  • Honestly, that's not what's the rest of the snow?

  • He snow it love you kind of do a british accent.

  • Don't you understand love?

  • Oh my God, I'm so sorry to all our british viewers.

  • I'm never going to show any of the dance that we know this because every day and we know is from Britain, hey, stop naming your kids.

  • And if you're from Britain, it's an issue for us.

  • We don't know how to sort of friends.

  • We don't ask, we don't have to film a video either.

  • What are we doing this supposed to be a video and animal rights, what are we doing?

  • Except it's a crazy bond stuffed I gotta say, I think that's about it for this video because my tummy is so full and that made me sleepy.

  • So that's it for this week's small and weird video.

  • If you want to see some of our more weird outfits on this because we are very jet lagged and very out of it.

  • Click on the link here and if you want to see what the fuss else shaping writes, I forgot what I'm saying.

mm Not though, vending machine.

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