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  • Hey there.

  • Fruit lovers ready to have the slime of your life.

  • Let's hope so because today we have little Apple what versus grapefruit.

  • Hey, good morrow in the slime button challenge.

  • Yeah.

  • So the way it works is, yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • I think we get an orange pressed the wrong button.

  • Get covered in slime.

  • It's a slime button.

  • I mean it's not rocket science.

  • Okay.

  • Uh, actually come on, let's get the show on the road over.

  • Great ones.

  • Got a hot date tonight.

  • Oh, grapefruit has chosen and correctly.

  • Oh man.

  • I'm gonna get absolutely covered in slime.

  • Wait, who's this?

  • Hey, grapefruit.

  • We pulled the last five women you went on dates with on average.

  • They gave your fashion since a four out of 10 for general hygiene.

  • They raided you a 3.2 out of 10.

  • Good day.

  • I'm sorry.

  • What the heck was that?

  • I thought I was gonna get covered in slime.

  • Not belittled by slime.

  • I tried to warn you.

  • I mean, come on.

  • That really hurt.

  • I know he didn't hurl any huge accusations, but it's the small stuff, the wounds, you know, I don't, but little Apple probably does make another wisecrack about my size and I wont you.

  • All right lou, big talk or little Apple's case.

  • Normal sized talk.

  • Orange, whatever.

  • It's my turn to push a button.

  • Little Apple has chosen correctly.

  • All right.

  • So what do I win?

  • Hey, Little Apple, your first grade teacher had the following to say about you and I quote, he was a well mannered boy in somewhat competent at basic arithmetic as I recall.

  • Okay, so I'm pretty sure I understand the rules.

  • Now you press the wrong button, you get mildly insulted by slime.

  • If you pick right, you get my way complimented by almost forgot you also won the keys to my Harley.

  • What?

  • Seriously?

  • Sure, why not?

  • It's always written a bit low for me.

  • What's that?

  • A ticket?

  • My height if so, I don't even care.

  • I just want a motorcycle.

  • Hey, no bad.

  • Nobody told me pushing the right button could win me all surprises and stuff.

  • Well that's because you didn't listen to them.

  • Don't hear it, aren't you?

  • Here goes nothing grapefruit has chosen.

  • Oh come on, come on can correctly.

  • I knew I should've gone with my second instinct instead of my first one.

  • Great and here comes this guy again.

  • Hey, grapefruit.

  • Yeah, read whatever is he gonna read?

  • Let's get this out with.

  • Get on the floor.

  • Get on the floor now.

  • What?

  • The wallet, cellphone keys, everything in the bag.

  • Do not look at my face.

  • I repeat.

  • Do not.

  • We'll get my face good day.

  • What have I gotten myself into?

  • Oh man, grapefruit.

  • If you could see the look on your mug right now.

  • Uh The supermarket joke.

  • Sarge.

  • Well that was an eventful round my turn.

  • Little apple has chosen correctly.

  • Alright.

  • Hey little apple.

  • This is for you.

  • Uh it's a note from someone who has a crush on me.

  • Lucky you may want to turn that over.

  • Holy Toledo.

  • It's a date to a mansion dang.

  • And I was totally gonna push that button.

  • Next speaking of which, let's push on, shall we?

  • You're turning grapefruit.

  • I don't know if I want to.

  • You're wasting a lot of time grapefruit.

  • Don't you have to be somewhere.

  • Something about a hot date I believe.

  • Yeah.

  • You shouldn't keep her waiting grapefruit.

  • I don't care in case you guys just forgot about what happened a few seconds ago.

  • I just got mugged by slime.

  • Hey, I have a name, you know?

  • Yeah.

  • Is it mugger?

  • It's actually dr slime.

  • Thank you very much.

  • You're telling me you went to medical school?

  • Non accredited chiropractic college.

  • Thank you very much.

  • Come on, give me a break.

  • Why don't you bring that spine over here?

  • And I'd be happy to.

  • Okay, okay, break it up.

  • You two.

  • How the heck are you a chiropractor?

  • Your slime bro.

  • You ain't got no spine.

  • You don't even have hands.

  • Oh and you mug people without hands, push your butt and coward.

  • I am no coward.

  • Okay then grapefruit has chosen incorrectly.

  • Ah this challenge is the worst.

  • Well, grapefruit.

  • It gives me great pleasure to give you this.

  • It's a telegram from Susan the young lady you have a date with tonight or at least had a date with before you made her wait alone at the table for too long telegram.

  • What is this, 1920.

  • Well she tried to call your phone but you didn't answer.

  • That's because you stole it from me.

  • I want my wallet back to by the way.

  • Hey, someone stop that slide.

  • Let's see here, grapefruit.

  • Stop.

  • You made me wait too long.

  • Stop from now on.

  • I'm only dating men who have motorcycles, mentions and under five ft six.

  • Stop, wow.

  • Things are turning up little apple.

  • Stop bro.

  • You don't have to say stop after every line you say I'm saying it because it's in the telegram, you don't have to say.

  • You know what I am so out of here.

  • Wait, grapefruit.

  • Stop bro.

  • What did I say about putting stop at the end of every line.

  • No, stop.

  • Uh grapefruit.

  • Susan.

  • You didn't show up for our date.

  • I know what I was doing this slime button challenging.

  • Well, it went a bit off the rails, plot wise, if I'm being totally honest, well, have a great life.

  • I'm with Harley race johnson now, judo grapefruit.

  • Are you okay?

  • Emotionally?

  • No, physically also know my back is killing me.

  • Well, well, well look who needs dr slime now?

  • I will never call you that.

  • You're not a real doctor.

  • Say it.

  • Don't say it.

  • I don't care fact is you just got slimed.

  • That just sounds wrong bro.

  • Oh yeah, Well, guess what you're about to get slimed again.

  • What does that even mean, man.

  • That's like button challenge.

  • Did not go the way.

  • I thought it would.

  • Hello, My back still hurts.

  • Thanks.

  • Harley race johnson.

Hey there.

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