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Hey there.
Fruit lovers ready to have the slime of your life.
Let's hope so because today we have little Apple what versus grapefruit.
Hey, good morrow in the slime button challenge.
Yeah.
So the way it works is, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think we get an orange pressed the wrong button.
Get covered in slime.
It's a slime button.
I mean it's not rocket science.
Okay.
Uh, actually come on, let's get the show on the road over.
Great ones.
Got a hot date tonight.
Oh, grapefruit has chosen and correctly.
Oh man.
I'm gonna get absolutely covered in slime.
Wait, who's this?
Hey, grapefruit.
We pulled the last five women you went on dates with on average.
They gave your fashion since a four out of 10 for general hygiene.
They raided you a 3.2 out of 10.
Good day.
I'm sorry.
What the heck was that?
I thought I was gonna get covered in slime.
Not belittled by slime.
I tried to warn you.
I mean, come on.
That really hurt.
I know he didn't hurl any huge accusations, but it's the small stuff, the wounds, you know, I don't, but little Apple probably does make another wisecrack about my size and I wont you.
All right lou, big talk or little Apple's case.
Normal sized talk.
Orange, whatever.
It's my turn to push a button.
Little Apple has chosen correctly.
All right.
So what do I win?
Hey, Little Apple, your first grade teacher had the following to say about you and I quote, he was a well mannered boy in somewhat competent at basic arithmetic as I recall.
Okay, so I'm pretty sure I understand the rules.
Now you press the wrong button, you get mildly insulted by slime.
If you pick right, you get my way complimented by almost forgot you also won the keys to my Harley.
What?
Seriously?
Sure, why not?
It's always written a bit low for me.
What's that?
A ticket?
My height if so, I don't even care.
I just want a motorcycle.
Hey, no bad.
Nobody told me pushing the right button could win me all surprises and stuff.
Well that's because you didn't listen to them.
Don't hear it, aren't you?
Here goes nothing grapefruit has chosen.
Oh come on, come on can correctly.
I knew I should've gone with my second instinct instead of my first one.
Great and here comes this guy again.
Hey, grapefruit.
Yeah, read whatever is he gonna read?
Let's get this out with.
Get on the floor.
Get on the floor now.
What?
The wallet, cellphone keys, everything in the bag.
Do not look at my face.
I repeat.
Do not.
We'll get my face good day.
What have I gotten myself into?
Oh man, grapefruit.
If you could see the look on your mug right now.
Uh The supermarket joke.
Sarge.
Well that was an eventful round my turn.
Little apple has chosen correctly.
Alright.
Hey little apple.
This is for you.
Uh it's a note from someone who has a crush on me.
Lucky you may want to turn that over.
Holy Toledo.
It's a date to a mansion dang.
And I was totally gonna push that button.
Next speaking of which, let's push on, shall we?
You're turning grapefruit.
I don't know if I want to.
You're wasting a lot of time grapefruit.
Don't you have to be somewhere.
Something about a hot date I believe.
Yeah.
You shouldn't keep her waiting grapefruit.
I don't care in case you guys just forgot about what happened a few seconds ago.
I just got mugged by slime.
Hey, I have a name, you know?
Yeah.
Is it mugger?
It's actually dr slime.
Thank you very much.
You're telling me you went to medical school?
Non accredited chiropractic college.
Thank you very much.
Come on, give me a break.
Why don't you bring that spine over here?
And I'd be happy to.
Okay, okay, break it up.
You two.
How the heck are you a chiropractor?
Your slime bro.
You ain't got no spine.
You don't even have hands.
Oh and you mug people without hands, push your butt and coward.
I am no coward.
Okay then grapefruit has chosen incorrectly.
Ah this challenge is the worst.
Well, grapefruit.
It gives me great pleasure to give you this.
It's a telegram from Susan the young lady you have a date with tonight or at least had a date with before you made her wait alone at the table for too long telegram.
What is this, 1920.
Well she tried to call your phone but you didn't answer.
That's because you stole it from me.
I want my wallet back to by the way.
Hey, someone stop that slide.
Let's see here, grapefruit.
Stop.
You made me wait too long.
Stop from now on.
I'm only dating men who have motorcycles, mentions and under five ft six.
Stop, wow.
Things are turning up little apple.
Stop bro.
You don't have to say stop after every line you say I'm saying it because it's in the telegram, you don't have to say.
You know what I am so out of here.
Wait, grapefruit.
Stop bro.
What did I say about putting stop at the end of every line.
No, stop.
Uh grapefruit.
Susan.
You didn't show up for our date.
I know what I was doing this slime button challenging.
Well, it went a bit off the rails, plot wise, if I'm being totally honest, well, have a great life.
I'm with Harley race johnson now, judo grapefruit.
Are you okay?
Emotionally?
No, physically also know my back is killing me.
Well, well, well look who needs dr slime now?
I will never call you that.
You're not a real doctor.
Say it.
Don't say it.
I don't care fact is you just got slimed.
That just sounds wrong bro.
Oh yeah, Well, guess what you're about to get slimed again.
What does that even mean, man.
That's like button challenge.
Did not go the way.
I thought it would.
Hello, My back still hurts.
Thanks.
Harley race johnson.
