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Yeah.
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Um Is anyone else concerned right now?
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About what bro?
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They say we're playing a child's game and if we win we get a ton of money.
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Hey.
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Yeah plus we got these dope track suit.
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I know but this feels weirdly familiar, pipe down before you ruin this for the rest of us.
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Dude welcome contestant.
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Oh my God today you will be playing a game of red light.
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Orange light.
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Yeah.
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Oh no.
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Oh oh my gosh pair.
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This is just like squid game.
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It's not just like it.
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I think this is squid game luck.
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Mhm Man.
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How do we get out of here by following the rules.
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Listen attention contestants the rules are simple when orange says red light, you're free to do as you please.
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But when he says orange light you have to say something funny when he looks at you.
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Excuse me.
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I have a question why is this called squid game?
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That wasn't very funny.
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But to answer your question, talk about an octo pie.
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Am I right?
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Come on.
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And that was funny.
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Everyone laugh.
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Oh man it's so much easier to tell jokes when your friends are under duress.
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Red light pair.
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What's going on?
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What's happening?
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Haven't any of you seen squid game?
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Honestly tried to but I don't like to read subtitles.
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Look just do what they say when orange looks at you say something funny.
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His physical company loud.
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I'm much better if I have some props.
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Orange light.
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Okay.
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Never buy ho man he's looking at me.
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Tell him a joke.
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Any joke.
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Okay um What was in the octopus of underwear.
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I don't know what quit Mark what I just got it but I had to think about it for a second.
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You need good bro squid marks.
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This game is so great red light.
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Okay so everyone think of some jokes that way you'll have one ready to tell what he looks at you.
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I'm more worried about my delivery critics in the not so distant past and describe my stage presence as quote robotic stilted and offensively important.
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Could anybody teach me literally everything I was supposed to learn in my 36 part improv course real quick.
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Orange light hanging out of time again.
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Little Apple.
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You're up.
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I oh no he's breathing up.
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Oh dude just say something, do something anything good one little apple but I didn't do anything.
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All I did was pedal myself and you're in luck because I have an unrefined sense of humor and bodily fluids are hilarious.
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Go Oh okay well glad it worked out.
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Is there somewhere I could get this track suit dry clean.
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Now who should I look at next?
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What the is he looking at me?
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I think so.
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Whoa.
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Hey now I didn't prepare anything.
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I didn't know I was gonna have to pass fred Fleitz.
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Chief oranges squinting around.
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That's pro save it for the gate.
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Oh right dang it.
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That was a good one.
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Look everyone the timer is running down.
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This is the home stretch.
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If we can all manage to stay alive for another minute or so, we're home free.
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Here's right, okay everyone focus up man, I'll off the half of my brain that's capable of bogus thing.
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Whoa, a bug, look at that.
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Oh my gosh we're domed Orange light.
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Where did the down and out octopus go?
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I don't know where squid roe.
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What you hear the one about the squid?
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Who went into battle?
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Yeah, he was well armed.
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What does it take to make a squiggle?
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I don't know.
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What about 10 tickles?
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Oh you hear about the missing octopus?
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She was squinted.
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Oh well that's actually kind of sad but also hilarious.
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Oh thank God.
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Mhm.
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Okay.
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Okay nice work everybody you all did incredible.
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I'm happy to inform you that you will not be getting squished squished to death here today.
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Now if you'll kindly exit into the next arena you'll be introduced to the next game.
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Hold the phone there's another one afraid so in squid game it's just one child's game after another but I won't risk my life anymore.
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I want to go home.
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You sure we've got all sorts of annoyingly murderous games planned.
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Tick tack toe.
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Orange.
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Orange rover dodge Orange um What's dodge Orange?
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Yeah wow that dodge Orange.
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Wait Orange, the rule book says if we all vote to go home, you have to let us leave.
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No man, I didn't think anybody would actually read that thing.
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I'm gonna have a heck of a time returning my ghost costume for duck, Duck Orange, all in favor of going home.
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Say I?
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Okay, okay.
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Well if everyone's gonna refuse to play annoying squid game with me, I guess we better get cracking great.
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So which way to the nearest exit?
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No cracking, Huh?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Okay.
