Um Is anyone else concerned right now?

About what bro?

They say we're playing a child's game and if we win we get a ton of money.

Hey.

Yeah plus we got these dope track suit.

I know but this feels weirdly familiar, pipe down before you ruin this for the rest of us.

Dude welcome contestant.

Oh my God today you will be playing a game of red light.

Orange light.

Yeah.

Oh no.

Oh oh my gosh pair.

This is just like squid game.

It's not just like it.

I think this is squid game luck.

Mhm Man.

How do we get out of here by following the rules.

Listen attention contestants the rules are simple when orange says red light, you're free to do as you please.

But when he says orange light you have to say something funny when he looks at you.

Excuse me.

I have a question why is this called squid game?

That wasn't very funny.

But to answer your question, talk about an octo pie.

Am I right?

Come on.

And that was funny.

Everyone laugh.

Oh man it's so much easier to tell jokes when your friends are under duress.

Red light pair.

What's going on?

What's happening?

Haven't any of you seen squid game?

Honestly tried to but I don't like to read subtitles.

Look just do what they say when orange looks at you say something funny.

His physical company loud.

I'm much better if I have some props.

Orange light.

Okay.

Never buy ho man he's looking at me.

Tell him a joke.

Any joke.

Okay um What was in the octopus of underwear.

I don't know what quit Mark what I just got it but I had to think about it for a second.

You need good bro squid marks.

This game is so great red light.

Okay so everyone think of some jokes that way you'll have one ready to tell what he looks at you.

I'm more worried about my delivery critics in the not so distant past and describe my stage presence as quote robotic stilted and offensively important.

Could anybody teach me literally everything I was supposed to learn in my 36 part improv course real quick.

Orange light hanging out of time again.

Little Apple.

You're up.

I oh no he's breathing up.

Oh dude just say something, do something anything good one little apple but I didn't do anything.

All I did was pedal myself and you're in luck because I have an unrefined sense of humor and bodily fluids are hilarious.

Go Oh okay well glad it worked out.

Is there somewhere I could get this track suit dry clean.

Now who should I look at next?

What the is he looking at me?

I think so.

Whoa.

Hey now I didn't prepare anything.

I didn't know I was gonna have to pass fred Fleitz.

Chief oranges squinting around.

That's pro save it for the gate.

Oh right dang it.

That was a good one.

Look everyone the timer is running down.

This is the home stretch.

If we can all manage to stay alive for another minute or so, we're home free.

Here's right, okay everyone focus up man, I'll off the half of my brain that's capable of bogus thing.

Whoa, a bug, look at that.

Oh my gosh we're domed Orange light.

Where did the down and out octopus go?

I don't know where squid roe.

What you hear the one about the squid?

Who went into battle?

Yeah, he was well armed.

What does it take to make a squiggle?

I don't know.

What about 10 tickles?

Oh you hear about the missing octopus?

She was squinted.

Oh well that's actually kind of sad but also hilarious.

Oh thank God.

Mhm.

Okay.

Okay nice work everybody you all did incredible.

I'm happy to inform you that you will not be getting squished squished to death here today.

Now if you'll kindly exit into the next arena you'll be introduced to the next game.

Hold the phone there's another one afraid so in squid game it's just one child's game after another but I won't risk my life anymore.

I want to go home.

You sure we've got all sorts of annoyingly murderous games planned.

Tick tack toe.

Orange.

Orange rover dodge Orange um What's dodge Orange?

Yeah wow that dodge Orange.

Wait Orange, the rule book says if we all vote to go home, you have to let us leave.

No man, I didn't think anybody would actually read that thing.

I'm gonna have a heck of a time returning my ghost costume for duck, Duck Orange, all in favor of going home.

Say I?

Okay, okay.

Well if everyone's gonna refuse to play annoying squid game with me, I guess we better get cracking great.

So which way to the nearest exit?

No cracking, Huh?

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.