You can't be serious.

No, not this time.

Jim, there's a great big beautiful world out there and I want to be a part of it.

I'm telling you read there's nothing outside the pack but danger, skip it.

Jim.

I got my eyes on the future now, don't you get it red?

You're doomed, doomed, doomed.

What does he know?

Hey, hey maid Marion barry, Huh?

What was that?

Where's Robin Hood?

Oh, Oh no, wow.

Oh God, this is not happening.

This is not happening.

Hey, Hey, crazy.

Barry.

What are you talking to yourself?

Don't talk to me, don't talk to me.

You don't look too good.

Crazy barry.

Hey, who's the new guy?

New guy?

No, I'm not the new guy, I'm just passing through, wow.

How do you hitchhike without thumbs?

You're not apparent.

You're just a misshapen apple.

Right, right dude, what's your problem?

My problem?

I'm in v freaking kitchen.

What do you think?

I'm an idiot.

Everybody knows about the kitchen.

There's this orange and he's totally annoying.

I wonder who he's talking about and he hangs out with this dopey pear hey, and a bunch of other fruits and if you wind up on the wrong side of the counter you get knifed.

Come on man.

I'm sure you're gonna be fine.

Yeah, not all the new foods.

Get knifed.

Really?

Yeah, some get blended, some get smashed.

Oh this is so bad.

Oh hey, remember kiwi, He exploded.

Well he did have a short fuse, I'm going to die.

I'm going to die.

No, there's gotta be a way.

Hey, do you have any talents?

Maybe if you can do something really cool, you won't get night like what?

I know.

Can you touch your eyeball with your tongue like this?

You're not trying.

You're not trying.

It's a fun.

Good.

Okay.

Okay.

That's not working.

We need something else.

I know you should jump through the fiery hoops of freedom.

Oh yeah.

That always works for grandpa.

Lemon.

Time to kick the tires and light the fires.

Your, what are you crazy?

I'm not doing that.

I'm a frickin raspberry raspberry.

I didn't know you were a rap berry.

No, I'm a raspberry with an S.

Hey, hey, Rap berry.

Stop it.

Stop talking to me.

Hey rap berry.

Hey, what eric eric eric?

What?

What, What was that?

What are you doing?

He's right, my friend.

It's the only way.

It's the only way you're gonna get out of here alive.

Are you ready?

Let's do that.

I was hungry for adventure.

So I came into the kitchen chasing down a dream like a berry on a mission.

Now I got trouble.

Not a little but a lot trying to save my life on the chopping block.

So your rhymes are colder than frigid Snapple and you're even smaller than midget apple.

Hey, watch it buddy.

I don't need, let's go.

Yeah.

Oh, the night be crazy that night be sharp.

If I stop for a second, I'll be playing the harp to stay alive.

I gotta prove I'm getting hit the float, falling back to get good.

Yeah, yeah, Bradbury, what was fresh?

Well there it is.

I, I never, I never knew I could do that.

This is amazing.

There's no way you're gonna get a knife now.

You know, I learned a lot about myself today.

I learned a lot about life, but most importantly I learned that before you can be true to anyone else, You've got to be true to yourself.

I love you guys.

Hey there, you folks seen any other berries around here?

Orange.

All right, It's gone.

It's safe to come out.

Everyone man.

The week leading up to christmas is rough, more like chris massacre.

Am I right?

I hate having to keep myself scarce like this.

The world needs to see what I'm up to.

It's just the way it is guys, knives are out in full force and nobody is safe now.

It's not the time to make a spectacle of yourself.

What, what role has rolled up are you out of your mind?

Dude, we're trying to lay low.

You especially should be wearing realized that crescent rolls are first on the chris massacre last right.

I ain't scared once that night.

Gets a look at my Rolls Royce.

I don't know why I came to play Rolls Royce.

Nice.

Maybe you should, I don't know, come to play at a safer time.

Let me check my rolex, nope.

It's party o'clock.

Yeah, that one was dog.

There couldn't be a worse time for a party.

Keep rolling.

Rolling, Rolling.

Come on, keep rolling.

Rolling, rolling.

I had totally forgotten about that song live biscuit.

Right Jack, let's stop it.

What up?

Yeah, you called up now.

We were just a I told you steve, they were just singing that limp biscuit song again.

People are always just singing that song.

Well, what are these times they might be calling us, You never know.

No dude, they're never calling us.

Just like they're never calling for hot dog flavored water either.

You rang false alarm.

Hot dog flavored water again.

I left my kid's recital to respond to this.

Everybody hide.

No, wait, why did the cost is clear.

Alright, back to partying, keep rolling.

Rolling.

Rolling, keep rolling up.

Would you please stop?

Also, that song is terrible.

Agreed to disagree.

Look, I make no apologies.

I came to throw my money around and that's exactly what I'm gonna do.

What up ladies, I'm rolling in dough.

This guy's great pun, game's strong.

Come on, y'all got ladies in this kitchen, don't you?

Actually, we have surprisingly few stank.

I rolled up on a sausage party till somebody throwing a sausage party.

No hot dog flavored water.

There is no literal sausage party here bummer.

I left my own wedding for this.

Well this party ain't rocking and that's not how I roll, so change that.

Have a special surprise.

Everybody welcome fi limp biscuit.

Yo yo yo what up guys?

What happened to wanguo?

Y'all ready to jam?

Yeah, no, to this first song is one that I wrote in four seconds while sitting on the toilet.

One time, stop talking jam.

Okay, gZ Okay, the jam session super soon.

Let me just give you a little backstory.

First jam, huh?

The party must go on in the words of the immortal limp biscuit, we just keep rolling.

Yeah, we just keep now Rohan Yeah, yeah, wow.

I guess you could say that got turned up.

I I just don't get it.

Why are those two criss cut fries wearing the clothes backwards.

I know they get dressed in the dark.

It looks so dumb.

Hey, what's up guys?

Why is your shirt on backwards?

It is collapsed.

I got dressed in the dark.

Hey, look backwards brethren.

Hey fry guys, Hey fry guys, hey, what do you want?

Yo we're twins actually, we're twins.

No, no no no, no, I mean we're twins because we all got dressed in the dark this morning, get it.

We didn't get dressed in the dark, Yo wear your clothes are on backwards on purpose totally.

We meant to do this, Yo back off.

Yo wow!

What a couple of yo yo's Yeah, this kitchen is the perfect place to write chris cuts next hit album.

Yo where yo let's get started.

Yeah, I'm feeling that video.

Wait, hold up, yo that loser oranges standing in my creative zone.

Uh What's he saying?

Yo I don't know.

Yo boy, that doesn't make any sense.

Yeah, this is totally disrupting my creative process.

This Orange is straight up.

We get we get Iraq.

Yo what did you say about my wig?

Get lost.

Yo!

Hey wakey Wakey back, Come on, focus up bro.

We got to write some fresh new lyrics.

How about this chris cut will make.

You don't don't.

Yeah, that's so wicked to yo, totally wicked e great work guys.

Yo why are you still here?

Why do you keep saying that?

Yo because it's yo backwards.

Oh, I get it.

Yo me too.

Yo boy is your backwards.

I never thought of it that way before.

Yo We might have underestimated this Orange.

He's really backwards.

Yo soy right boy totally.

Oy yo you want to be on our rap album High?

I've been waiting to hear those work my entire life.

What's your name?

Yo Orange like the fruit.

No, I mean your M.

C.

Name.

Yo, if you're gonna be on chris cuts album, you gotta have a cool M.

C.

Name.

Like I'm M.

C.

Chris cut, this is my twin brother.

Emcee cut Chris emcee cut chris, can I?

BMC?

Butkus EMC.

Butkus, I love it.

Yeah, cause you kiss with your front and your butts on your rear.

That front back dichotomy is exactly what chris cuts next album is all about, joe.

Speaking of the album, we should get back to work.

I love this guy.

Let's get to work.

All right, show me what you guys got so far.

No sweat chris chris chris chris it'll make it.

Yeah.

What do you think?

That's all you have?

That's pretty much the whole song.

Yeah.

Yeah, we were just going to say that like 50 times and call it a day.

Well, it's just I don't get it.

Chris cuddle, Make you dunk.

What are you gonna make me dunk everything?

Yo, chris cuddle.

Make you dunk basketballs in the hoops, chris cut will make you dunk your friends in the pool, chris cutter.

Make you dunk french fries into ketchup.

Uh Yeah, I guess that could work too.

It's a little weird and ominous.

For sure.

Yeah, I don't get it.

Well then if you don't get it, maybe you shouldn't be on the album after all.

What being on a rap album has been my life dream since like 30 seconds ago.

Yo I knew this guy wasn't wicked.

I hear that you're off the album, M.

C.

Butt kiss now, leave us alone.