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  • chukka chukka chukka chukka chukka chukka chukka chukka chukka chukka chukka chukka jer no boy.

  • When little Apple said let's buy a train.

  • I thought he was nuts.

  • Yeah, like totally loco.

  • Now I'm starting to see the appeal for sure with this sweet set of wheels, we're gonna have the facts, bitterest all of us.

  • So where do the tracks lead?

  • Leads me not just a conductor and I'm just an orange.

  • Yeah.

  • And that's a creepy deserted tunnel.

  • Did you just say desert?

  • Yeah, okay.

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  • What a rip up.

  • I didn't see any cupcakes.

  • Where the heck are we?

  • It looks like like the land beyond the kitchen.

  • You mean the bathroom way?

  • Everybody knows that's just a legend.

  • I better the bathroom plenty of times.

  • Yeah, I still think it's just a legend.

  • I know, I know I know best adventure ever.

  • Now preparing yourself for sights you've never seen before.

  • What you mean like those guys.

  • Hey apples, you're in the way the railway welcome off worlders and thank you for visiting land beyond the kitchen which is temporarily closed for repairs.

  • Come back soon.

  • Thanks a lot.

  • Bye bye now.

  • The bathroom's closed already, man.

  • Talk about a potty break.

  • I can't believe we came all the way to the land beyond the kitchen and now we have to turn around.

  • Yeah.

  • And I didn't even get a stupid T shirt.

  • I know, I know it is kind of a bummer.

  • But there is something you need to know about.

  • The land beyond the kitchen.

  • Yeah.

  • You see, we got a little issue with our dragon fruit.

  • Yeah.

  • Well we've got a little apple with our train.

  • Want to swap?

  • Watch out.

  • He's getting closer.

  • Oh man, we're all gonna day.

  • Oh, hello.

  • Why are you?

  • Apple's so scared of this dragon fruit?

  • Oh, no reason.

  • You know besides the fact that he's a fire breathing monster that destroys pretty much every village in the land beyond the kitchen.

  • And he's recently gone totally insane.

  • So you know, that's a bonus.

  • You mean loco.

  • That's that's funny.

  • Yeah.

  • Well, thanks for having us.

  • But we should probably get back to the kitchen hey?

  • How about a lip?

  • Yeah, we've got gas money to guys.

  • We can't just leave.

  • That's desertion.

  • That's the problem with apples.

  • You get a lot of turnover.

  • Right, okay.

  • You call it wherever you want, but we're not going down in flames.

  • They're not lovely lady apple for, we shall slay the dragon fruit and restore peace and prosperity to the bathroom.

  • That's really very sweet of you.

  • But sweet.

  • Not nearly as sweet as you.

  • Fair maiden.

  • Oh, stop it.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah, it's gorgeous, wow.

  • What say uncle say, uncle say uncle Yes.

  • Talk about a hot head.

  • Yeah.

  • That's it.

  • It's the night dragon fruit's not crazy, he's in pain.

  • I want to go, I want to go home.

  • Oh no, now you've got it.

  • Say uncle say, whoa, I feel much better.

  • Whoa.

  • Dragon fruit can talk and who might you be be?

  • I'm not a b I'm an orange.

  • What my friend means is we are seekers of adventure adventure.

  • I love adventure.

  • Did you see the look on that dragon fruit and bob jumped on his tail, awesome bob's all like yeah and dragon fruit, he's all like, oh no uh oh it's like they say Oz weld that ends weld.

  • Seriously guys, this has gotta be the best adventure.

  • Yeah.

  • Pretty orange and pear here with an episode of no ethical proportions.

  • Today we're showing you how to train a dragon and Oranges, asked to take the lead.

  • Don't worry pear, I promise to pepper in plenty of useful info.

  • Sorry pepper bixby so sneezy.

  • Did you just seriously look a pepper shaker all the way out here.

  • Just for one dumb joke.

  • Hey now no need to get so salty about it.

  • Now let's get to it before this episode starts.

  • Dragon step one be clear and direct with your instructions to your dragon observed.

  • Sick dragon.

  • Yeah, I don't think he's paying attention to you.

  • Orange.

  • Sure he is.

  • Watch this dragon, keep looking the other way.

  • Do not pay attention to me.

  • Dragon.

  • Oh by the way that daddy got a dragon Dude, you have zero control over that dragon.

  • It's just doing whatever it wants.

  • Oh that's a good one to dragon.

  • Do whatever you want.

  • Good dragon.

  • Well there goes Boise Idaho.

  • You're doing a real bang up job.

  • Orange.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • So he misbehaved a little.

  • That just means it's time for step to gently scold the dragon to correct his behavior.

  • Bad dragon do not burn down Boise Idaho.

  • That's bad.

  • Oh yeah, I'm not sure it's helping.

  • It's a process.

  • Fair bat dragon.

  • No not bring down Houston.

  • Yeah.

  • So tell me Orange, what do you do if the misbehavior continues?

  • In that case it's time for step three.

  • A certain dominance.

  • Yeah.

  • And how do you suppose you're going to do that with a fire breathing dragon that outweighs U 501 easy prop his mouth open with some TNT.

  • Yeah.

  • Not such a pyromaniac anymore.

  • Are you?

  • Whoa, Orange.

  • That's actually a pretty good idea.

  • If he breathes anymore.

  • Fire you blow himself up.

  • Yeah.

  • Plus his arms are too short to remove the TNT.

  • I got the idea from personal experience.

  • Well congrats in the end you actually succeeded in making your dragon behave.

  • Don't act so surprised.

  • I told you I have a useful info into this episode.

  • Pepper again.

  • Dude, that's a horrible idea.

  • I know I get it.

  • It's cheap to do the same joke twice in one video.

  • No it's not that, it's that, wow.

  • I'm close.

  • I know it's around here somewhere.

  • Hey that stuff names grapefruit.

  • You looking for something?

  • I'm looking for the dragon orb.

  • Once I find it, I can summon the dragon fruit and wish for whatever I want, wow, anything I want, but you just get one wish, one wish.

  • But there's so many things I want.

  • How can I choose?

  • I want to consume no, two kazoos.