The Secret Story of Gudetama's Birth

I am Gudetama, an egg YouTuber.

Today,

I'm gonna tell you the secret story of my birth.

I'm an egg, so I wasn't really 'born,' though.

It was difficult debuting as a Sanrio character!

First, I had to boost my visibility.

Yeah, because it's important to be newsworthy enough to go viral.

As for what I did…

Gudetama forced its way into a Sanrio Puroland parade...

…hindered traffic at the entrance…

What in the world is that?

We can't get in!

…and banned entrance.

People were unbelievably angry at me.

Realizing that it could not use company space,

Gudetama went into the city to dispel its dark history, which you wouldn't expect a Sanrio character to have.

Leaving is fine,

but with so much freedom,

I have no idea what to do.

Even too much freedom can be binding…

I have to leave Tama region and make sure that people recognize me for me, right?

Right!

Gudetama drops 50,000 eggs from the sky over Shibuya.

Hey!!!

Ah, that was one of the bigwigs at Sanrio…

Was it wrong of me?

At the same time, Gudetama also drops a group in full-body tights to improve Nisetama's visibility.

Hey, I told you no!!!

Ah, you don't have a Sanrio Helicopter?

That's not the problem!!!

Then, I'll just use a bazooka…

That's dangerous!

Why is everything in this day and age done in such an analog way?

I hear you.

But you were so excited about it…

So that's why I decided to randomly send

pics of my cute butt in e-mails with malware .

Very efficient…

But that's a crime!

Oh! Nice!

Amazing! Cute butt!

Popularity is just based on chance, isn't it?

I don't really know, though…