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  • I'm ready!

  • Good morning, SpongeBob.

  • Wow, it's amazing how a simple change of clothes

  • can make a guy look...

  • just like me.

  • Dr. Patrick, could you call Sandy for me?

  • Sure, patient SpongeBob.

  • [beeping]

  • [cuckoo clock hooting]

  • - Hello, Sandy? - Hiya, Patrick.

  • I'm calling on behalf of my patient, SpongeBob.

  • I'm on my way over to take him to the hospital.

  • Uh, that will no longer be required.

  • He is in my care as of today.

  • Well, I'm coming over to take a look.

  • I'll be over there faster

  • than a barefoot jackrabbit on a high--

  • Oh, yeah, yeah, the rabbit! Don't bother, Sandy!

  • The Elastic Waistband!

  • Able to stretch his body into fantastic shapes and forms!

  • I can finally touch my toes!

  • Well, I'll be!

  • Patrick, your cooking's improved one thousand fold!

  • Congratulations, boy, you finally got the hang of it.

  • [gasps]

  • [giggling creepily]

  • What's happening, man?

  • Patrick? What are you doing here?

  • Just tubing down the river of life, baby.

  • Does Mr. Krab know you're in here?

  • No crabs.

  • Can't stand those things!

  • Patrick will be resurrecting an old favorite:

  • the single-scoop strawberry cone with a chocolate dip.

  • Just look at that concentration.

  • Oh, a little shaky on that entry,

  • but just look at that form!

  • Who's that?

  • I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Squidward.

  • You're both Squidward?

  • I'm Squidward, he's Squidward.

  • We're both Squidward.

  • [groaning]

  • [groaning]

  • [belching]

  • Good townspeople,

  • let us rejoice in welcoming our new king.

  • King needs food badly.

  • [making silly noises]

  • [screaming]

  • [making silly noises]

  • Yeah, finally! Yoo-hoo!

  • I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward!

  • Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!

  • Wait!

  • It's not enough to look like Squidward to be opposite.

  • [imitating Squidward] You have to act like him, too.

  • - Now you try. - Okay.

  • [inhaling]

  • I'm Squidward! Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!

  • [both] I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward!

  • I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!

  • Squilliam Fancyson will be here in 20 minutes.

  • Therefore, we need to turn the Krusty Krab

  • into a fancy restaurant as soon as possible.

  • Patrick, what are you doing here?

  • I thought the corp would help me straighten out my life, sir!

  • The corp? What the...?

  • Pat, this isn't the... Ugh!

  • [sighs] Well, beggars can't be choosers.

  • Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner?

  • You mean like a weenie? Okay!

  • May I take your hat, sir?

  • May I take your hat, sir?

  • - May I... - All right, I've heard enough.

  • High-five everyone!

  • Huh!

  • No, put me down first!

  • High five!

  • High five! [Plankton screams]

  • - High five! - Oh!

  • High five! High five!

  • [groaning]

  • High five!

  • High five! High five!

  • [groaning]

  • [grunting]

  • I can help you get your puppies adopted.

  • I did get Patrick into a good home.

  • [sniffing]

  • You sure this is a guard dog, SpongeBob?

  • [grunting]

  • [grunting]

  • [sighs]

  • [grunting]

  • At last, I have found my calling.

  • I am Patrick Man, Defender of Bikini Bottom!

  • [grunting]

  • And here we see

  • the ancient junk of the great empire of...

  • Patlantis!

  • Oh...

  • [whistling]

  • Hmm? Hey!

  • No touching the exhibits, buddy!

  • [grunting]

  • Oh!

  • [screaming]

  • Oh! Ah!

  • Sorry about that, mister.

  • [giggling]

  • Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy unite!

  • We're ready! Man-Bob!

  • And Pat-Boy!

  • Reporting for duty!

  • Let's start fishing!

  • Go ahead, you get first crack.

  • Look at them.

  • These graceful stoic creatures of the deep.

  • Huh? Those are some big words, Pat.

  • I've never heard you use them before.

  • Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding.

  • [giggling]

  • Who's the baby?

  • I'm the baby!

  • I'm the baby! I'm the baby!

  • [clears throat]

  • Being grown-up is boring.

  • I love being a baby.

  • [sniffing]

  • [sniffing]

  • [sniffing]

  • Huh? [gasps]

  • And who are you, my Rubenesque beauty?

  • That's Patricia, our newest Krusty Krab employee.

  • Well, she sure is stunning.

  • Hey, Sandy, who's your friend?

  • But... But you're supposed to be in the gorilla suit.

  • I am in the gorilla suit.

  • I thought I was doing a pretty good job.

  • If you're Patrick, then who's that?

  • [roaring]

  • [gasps] A real gorilla!

  • Huh?

  • [screaming]

  • [gorilla screaming]

  • Just call me Daddy!

  • Uh, what you doing?

  • Just studying this amazing subspecies.

  • I'll show you subspecies!

  • Wanna visit Squidward?

  • Well, since I am finished with my work,

  • I'll humor you and your trivial pursuits.

  • Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as...

  • [both] Pickle fish lips!

  • Seaweavel.

  • Yorgyshmorgie.

  • [SpongeBob] At least I'm safe inside my mind.

  • [Patrick] At least I'm safe inside my mind.

I'm ready!

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