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  • May I take your order?

  • Wait, Bubble Buddy, let me decide for you.

  • Hmm...

  • Hey, how's that new Executive Treatment sandwich treating you?

  • 'Cause it's hitting all the quadrants

  • of my hunger markets.

  • Mmh, quadrants...

  • It reminds me of something I was saying about business.

  • The satisfaction earnings of the fourth quarter

  • of my lunch are off the charts.

  • [laughing]

  • And I love the way it tastes.

  • And business, my friend,

  • is the business that I'm talking about.

  • Well, one can't have business without business, right?

  • Interesting point, Marv. How's your sandwich?

  • Hmm, absolutely spectacular.

  • This new menu item is a business plan I can really get behind.

  • I tell you, this is one dynamic little sandwich.

  • With levels of proactiveness that are off the charts,

  • business-wise.

  • It really appeals to my demographic.

  • Well, you are an executive

  • in the fast-paced world of business.

  • [laughs] That's for sure.

  • These guys talk funny words.

  • Oh, yeah, they're a riot.

  • What can I get you?

  • I guess I'll have one of these business sandwiches

  • everybody's talking about.

  • Ah, the Executive Treatment.

  • Is that what you call it?

  • Well, that's what Mr. Krabs makes me call it.

  • It's really just a Krabby Patty that costs more,

  • and SpongeBob wears a different tie

  • when he makes it.

  • Oh, wow! I'll take seven!

  • He's hungry!

  • Okay, Mr. Krabs, prepare yourself.

  • Don't bother sitting down

  • because you'll just stand up when you see this.

  • Ta-da!

  • Great Barrier Reef!

  • That patty's spoiled!

  • [laughs] Mr. Krabs, it's not tainted meat!

  • It's painted meat!

  • Pretty patties, available in six designer colors.

  • [laughs]

  • Mr. Squidward!

  • Come look!

  • Don't that look appetizing?

  • Mm-hm, good sir!

  • [laughing]

  • Wait! Give me an orange patty.

  • With extra purple!

  • [laughing]

  • What's next? Sequin milkshakes?

  • Bow-tie French fries?

  • No...

  • [laughing] Pretty Patties! Pretty Patties!

  • Stop it!

  • I know this is a good idea!

  • I'll show you!

  • Welcome Wild Ones!

  • They'll be drawn here like a sailor to a tattoo parlor.

  • With the special biker parking

  • and authentic biker decor, with real bloodstains.

  • And to top it off, a custom chopper patty.

  • And best of all, I'll raise me prices 150%!

  • I'll make a fortune!

  • Mr. Krabs, this is serious!

  • [laughing] Sorry about that, Mr. Krabs.

  • Are you planning on ordering today, sir?

  • I'll have a... Krabby Patty.

  • How original.

  • And with extra onions.

  • Daring today, aren't we?

  • One Krabby Patty, extra onion.

  • One Crying Johnny comin' up!

  • First bun, then patty,

  • followed by ketchup, mustard, pickles,

  • extra onions, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes and bun.

  • In that order.

  • One Crying Johnny!

  • - Whoop! - Whatever.

  • Wow!

  • SpongeBob, order up!

  • "Two sal-adds."

  • Never heard of it. I gotta stay hip.

  • I don't wanna end up like silly old Squidward.

  • But what in the name of Davy Jones' locker is a sal-add?

  • Here you go, two sal-adds.

  • Eww, gross, those aren't salads.

  • Take those back, remove the bun, the patty and the condiments.

  • But that leaves just lettuce and tomato.

  • Exactly.

  • All right.

  • Okay. No buns.

  • That's hip.

  • No patties, happenin'.

  • Oh, yeah, that's definitely the coolest meal I ever saw.

  • This is so cool!

  • Two salads.

  • That was awful.

  • I hope I never have to tear apart

  • a perfectly good Krabby Patty ever again.

  • I don't think my heart can take it.

  • I'm going on my lunch break, Mr. Krabs!

  • You got five minutes.

  • Wow! One more minute than yesterday!

  • SpongeBob ready for launch!

  • [imitating rocket engines]

  • Mmh... Mmh...

  • [SpongeBob] Yum! Hmm...

  • Oh, yeah!

  • Mmh... Mh...!

  • Hey, buddy, what the heck is that?

  • Why, this is a hole, good sir.

  • You see, I am a sponge, and we typically--

  • Not that. That!

  • It's just a little ol' Krabby Patty

  • smothered in jellyfish jelly.

  • I call it a "Krabby Patty with jellyfish jelly."

  • Could I try some?

  • Sure!

  • Amazing!

  • I've got to tell someone about this!

  • Hey all you people! Hey all you people! ♪

  • Hey all you people Won't you listen to me? ♪

  • ♪ I just had a sandwich No ordinary sandwich

  • ♪ A sandwich filled With jellyfish jelly! ♪

  • Hey, man, you've got To try this sandwich! ♪

  • It's no ordinary sandwich! ♪

  • It's the tastiest sandwich In the sea! ♪

  • [scat singing]

  • Yeah! ♪

  • Thank you!

  • Ooh, it's all so good!

  • Welcome to the House of Misery. May I take your order?

  • Yes, I would like two Double Fried Kelp Fritters,

  • three Krusty Krab Cream-Filled Corals

  • and four Triple Fatty Krabby Patties.

  • Is that too much?

  • - That depends. - On what?

  • How long you want to live.

  • [laughs]

  • - Oh! - Hmm...

  • [giggling]

  • [screaming]

  • [grunting]

  • [laughs]

  • Squidward's funny!

  • Hey, a button.

  • [British accent] Oh, Grammy,

  • I brought your favorite: seaberry pie.

  • [screaming]

  • Yikes!

  • Seaberries?

  • I'm allergic to... seaberries...!

  • What's next, a zombie invasion?

  • [laughing]

  • Whoops.

  • - There you go, Squidward. - Now what?

  • Oh, you're going to love this.

  • Spongy Patties!

  • Spongy Patties?

  • Yeah, I want you to start using them

  • - instead of the other ones. - Where'd you get them?

  • They were just the boxes of patties

  • we didn't have room for in the freezer.

  • They turned yellow.

  • Got to keep those SpongeBob ice cubes somewhere, you know.

  • You mean to tell me you actually expect people

  • to pay $1.98 for a rotten patty?

  • Squidward, you're right!

  • All this instant success must be scrambling my brains!

  • We'll make 'em $2.98!

  • [groans] I ate this yellow Krabby Patty

  • and now I feel sick.

  • Krabby Patty?

  • [spits and gags]