[music playing]

[laughing]

[squealing]

There, the coffee maker has been repaired!

[laughing]

[gurgling]

Ow!

Nice costume, Sponge Monster.

Now knock it off. I'm trying to work.

You called, Doctor?

I said take off that stupid--

[gasping]

G-g-g-ghost!

[screaming]

Hello? Can someone show me how to make a toga costume?

[music playing]

[yawning]

[music playing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

There, now it's a scary jack-o-lantern.

It just needs a candle to bring it to life.

Found one!

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

I think the screaming makes it scarier.

Definitely. [Plankton screaming]

Honey, there's a prowler on the loose!

[screaming]

[grunting]

Ow!

[groaning]

Mom, have you seen my ski poles?

Never mind!

[groaning]

It's a g-g-g...

ghost!

[whispering]

You're right!

This would be great on my show!

[laughing]

Look, Squidina, a real-life ghost!

[groaning]

Oh, perfect!

Let's do a ghost peeker segment.

And action!

Welcome to Peek-a-Boo!

I've just seen a ghost.

Look how big my pupils are!

[screaming]

Now it's your turn!

[groaning]

Peek-a-boo!

[wailing]

Peek-a-boo.

Daddy?

Peek-a-boo!

Peek-a-boo!

Peek-a-boo!

[giggles] Peek-a-boo!

Peek-a-boo!

Peek-a-boo!

Oh, Dad, you're no ghost.

Why can't we have real ghosts in the house?

Peek-a-boo!

[giggling] Sorry, son, but we can't afford ghosts.

Haunted houses are for the rich.

Peek-a-boo!

Gosh darn it!

I wanna peek at ghosts...

Aww...

[crying]

Aww, cheer up, bro.

I know where to find ghosts for cheap.

[mumbling]

[sighing]

[mumbling]

Do you have a boring house guest who won't leave?

Mmh? Uh-uh.

- Boo! - Ahh!

[panicking]

Get a ghost!

Are you tired of sleeping late?

[alarm ringing]

[screaming]

Get a ghost!

Tired of meatheads laughing at your squirming little body?

[laughing]

[cackling]

Get a ghost!

[grunting]

We've got affordable spooks,

certified to haunt your house today.

Just strangle your phone and give us a call at...

Get a Ghost, Inc.!

First haunt is always free!

Free?! You don't have to twist my knob!

[giggling]

If you'd like to make a call, please--

[groaning]

Oh, hello?

Send free ghosts to this address, please.

Thank you!

[doorbell rings] Oh!

Oh, boy! They're here!

[cackling] Ah!

G-G-G-Ghost delivery!

These two degenerate souls

are guaranteed to haunt your socks off!

Not my socks!

Yeah, only if we feel likes it.

[laughing]

[laughs nervously] They're just kidding ya.

Come on, guys, you're embarrassing me now.

Oh, you dropped your hat, Dutchy.

Here, let me get that for ya.

[screaming]

[laughing]

Welcome to Star house, gentlemen.

Are you ready to do some haunting?

Yeah, whatevs.

Where do you want us to start?

Mom's upstairs and Dad's in the kitchen.

Hmm?

Time to go to work.

[malicious chuckle]

One scare coming up!

Woop, yeah, hah!

[both] Our house is haunted!

[singing]

[giggling]

Mmh...

Huh? [mumbling]

[laughing]

My sandwich!

C-Come back here!

[grunting]

Huh?

Whoa!

[screams]

And now for the hot stuff. [chuckling]

Ooh--

Enjoy the sauce!

[singing] That's the best sandwich I ever ate!

[belching]