I guess this is the part where I start screaming.

[snoring]

Alright, pupil, it's time to apply all you've learned

and frighten this guy's legs off.

With pleasure.

[laughing]

Ah! Who's there?

[groaning] Is that you, SpongeBob?

[gasping]

[gasping]

[gasping]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[shrieking]

Ooh, monster mouth with a bucket of ghost goo.

Very good marks.

Nice haunts, swabby.

Oh, what a terrible nightmare.

Oh, thanks for being here, Clary.

You'll keep the monsters away.

[playing clarinet]

Give me that!

Clary!

[groaning]

[laughing]

[screaming]

[laughing]

[music playing]

[music playing]

Har-har-har.

Now let's get this here bag of doubloons

back to the Krusty Krab.

Not so fast.

That there booty be mine.

Hey, you thievin' bilge rat!

I stole this gold fair and square.

[grunting]

I got it--

- Me gold! - You mean my gold.

Hey, that's funny.

This chest says it belongs to the Flying Dutchman.

The Flying Dutchman?

You ain't afraid he's gonna want it back?

Nah-nah.

We used to be part of the Dutchman's crew.

We stole his gold hundreds of years ago.

But the Dutchman hasn't found us yet, and he never will.

- Avast! - Huh?

Heave to and prepare to be bartered

by the Flying Dutchman.

We've been looking for you ever since

to give you back your treasure.

[gasping] Me booty!

Well, maybe I misjudged you fellas.

I'm sorry I was so cross with ya.

[screaming]

Why, you treacherous sea devils!

When I'm done with you, you--

OK, now I'm a little bit peeved.

Frog whiskers! The Dutchman is on our tail!

[laughing]

Now that the engine's fixed,

the Dutchman will never catch up with us.

[engine rumbling]

Boiler room, we're losing power. Report.

The engine's on fire, sir.

The Dutchman is gaining on us!

We're going down!

Brace for impact!

[screaming]

Don't go anywhere, kiddies.

'Cause you're about to be cursed

like you've never been cursed before!

Uh-oh. I don't like the sound of that.

Observe.

[laughing]

[laughing]

[music playing]

[howling and laughing]

Leedle, leedle, leedle-lee!

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[music playing]

Who dares...

Who...

Disturb--

The Flying--

Dutchman!

My beard!

Hey!

[music playing]

Who dares disturb the Flying Dutchman?

You're not the Flying Dutchman.

Yeah, the Flying Dutchman has a beard.

I don't look like the Flying Dutchman

because your morons cut off my beard!

Oh, makes you look a thousand years younger.

I don't wanna look younger!

I hate youth.

Now I'll probably get pimples again.