I'd jaywalk but I can't afford getting a ticket.

Nooooooooooooooo.

Change you stupid light.

Augh!

A cat?

Or . . . maybe a dog . . .

Huh...

Guhhhhh! Guhhhh!

GUHHHH! I'm such a loser.

Oof! My gutsss . . . my gutsss . . . (knocking)

Coming!

Hey

Hey, Deckard.

I heard you lost your job.

Oh... uh, yeah. Too bad I can't make a career out of getting

fired, right? I'd be . . . like, a CEO or a manager? Which one's more impressive? President?

Are you going to be OK? . . .

Gahhhh!

Oh My God!

Oh, oh my God! Ah, wait! Uh, oh, I have uh, stuff for your stuff. . .

I got you ice for your for your crotch! I'm shoving the crotch ice under the door!

Oh. You're awake. Wanna split a cassarole?

Oh, hello.

Well, well . . .

What . . .?

Ah! . . . . WAIT!

Where are you guys going?

Why does this make me feel so sad?

AAAAAHHHH BAD DREAM! AAAHHHHH YOU WERE THERE! AAAAHHH LASAGNA'S GONE.

Mmmm?

AAAAHHHH I'M LATE!

Nooooo . . . no no noooooo . . . I wanna go hooooooome . . .

You have no documentable skills. You didn't manage to finish schooling past High School.

Your work history is spotty at best. This is a temp agency not a charity. We don't . . .

Hello? Bla bla boring phone talk Yes. All right. Great. Goodbye.

You took too long. Now your candy's gone. That's what happens. BKOWWWWW!

Hello, peon. Bow to me.

Ummm . . . no . . . thank you.

Why not?

Hey, dude . . . I got you pre ----se----nnnntsss! The pet store I used to work at is going out

of business.

Haha! ewww . . . .

Lucky us. So . . . lemme see . . .

I got you a bone . . . and wrapped a toy mouse around it . . . A blanket . . . Eggplant pillow

. . . dog food . . . cat food? . . . Shampoo . . . a leash . . . and rain boots!

Heh heh, yeah . . . Yeah . . .

Crap! I ran out of food money!

Relax, man. I'm not gonna eat YOUR food.

Aaaaaaah . . . AAAaaahhh . . . AAAAAAHHHHHH

Stop. No hitting.

There better not be anything scary cryptic written in here . . . I will scream SO. LOUD

. . .And then totally lose my marbles . . . Pretty stationary though.

Dear Puppycat . . .

Is that you?

Please report to fishbowl space for temp. work. Sign below.

Oh, lemme get you a pen . . .

Uhhhh? . . .

Hello? Anybody here?

I've been left behind . . .

I'm all alone . . .

Am i not good enough?

Hahahahaha EWWWWW!

AHHHHH Whaaaaaaat-

Theeeeeeeeeeeee-

Incoming.

Why - yeeeee!

Welcome, Puppycat. You look different. And hello, unrecognized intruder. Unfortunately,

due to increased security measures, you must now be incinerated.

She looks awed, the fire glows in her eyes.

Whoah . . .

Hey, you talk! . . . kind . . . of . . .

Oh! Like a trainee-shadow? Welcome! Initiating uniform assignment!

Peeeeewwwww!

Uhhh . . .

No. . . No, no, no, no, NO! I DON'T LIKE THIS OUTFIT!

Please proceed to fishbowl space.

Aaaaaaah

Aaaahhhh

Bleeauuuuugh

Let me know when you're done!

Um . . .

What are we doing?

Hi, Wallace.

Hi, Wallaaace.

What's wrong?

I miss my mama . . .

She's been gone FOREVER.

Awwwww . . .

Do you want something to drink?

No, thank you.

You want a snack?

No.

You wanna nap?

No.

He's so sad . . .

Don't cry, Wallace.

Can I have a story?

And then what?

That's it.

That's your ending? That's awful!

And very-

-interesting.

Wahhhh!

I knew it was you! Pretending it's just a fairy tale-

Ahhh!

Whuh?

-lying to children, making them look up to a hero; who, in really, -

Uhh . . .?

-is just an awful monster.

Awwww, SIIIIICK!

Puppycat!!

Let him GO!!

Bee!

I'm gonna kill you!

Don't tell me what to dooooo!

Ok . . .

Why, what's that gonna do . . .

WHATEVER.

Gwaauuugh!

Whoah . . .

Geeze . . .

Hey . . . was that story you told that fish true?

Did you forget how to talk again?

Aaaaaaahhhh!

Waauugh!

Woof.

Oh, my God; I'm so glad there wasn't anything sharp on my couch!

Whooo . . .

Bleh!

Wow!

Hey! Caaaaashh!

Whoah! Thank you!

And thanks for not letting temp bot burn me up. I think I'm gonna use my money to get

Deckard a casserole since he bought me a casserole . . .

Whatcha' usin' your money for?

Ignoring me again?

Fine.

I liked your fairy tale, Puppycat.

If you want, I can help you figure out a nice ending . . .