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  • [sighing]

  • Remember the day Sandy and I got married?

  • [gasping]

  • - What? - No.

  • I'm freaking out!

  • Mm-hmm.

  • [playing wedding march]

  • [playing wedding march]

  • [playing wedding march]

  • Friends, we have gathered here today

  • to join these two hearts in the bonds of love.

  • SpongeBob, do you take Sandy as your lawfully wedded wife?

  • I do.

  • And Sandy, do you take SpongeBob as your lawfully wedded husband?

  • And how!

  • Well, then, I now pronounce you sponge and squirrel.

  • You may kiss the bride.

  • [music playing]

  • [music playing]

  • [wedding march playing]

  • Boo! You stink!

  • Worst play I've ever seen. And a total rip-off!

  • [chattering]

  • What has happened to the theater?

  • [chattering]

  • [humming]

  • [laughing]

  • [groaning]

  • [music playing]

  • [music playing]

  • Would you like our house red or our house yellow?

  • [laughing]

  • [music playing]

  • Tada!

  • [wedding march playing]

  • And now, the couple will exchange their vows.

  • Eugene, you have everything I ever wanted in a man:

  • an exoskeleton, freakishly long eyestalks,

  • and the secret Krabby Patty formula.

  • [audience] Aww.

  • Cashina, you came into to my life,

  • when I thought I'd live the rest of it alone.

  • You showed me once and for all

  • that while money can't buy you love,

  • it can... give you love.

  • [everyone] Aww.

  • You may now kiss the bride.

  • [wedding march playing]

  • [cheering]

  • Oh no! What about the bouquet?

  • Uh, one bouquet coming up, Mrs. Krabs!

  • [gasping]

  • [screaming]

  • Hooray! I win!

  • [belching]

  • [crying]

  • [crying]

  • [knocking]

  • [gasping]

  • [music playing]

  • [music playing]

  • Mmm, honey... what?

  • Oh, I have got to get my hands on a Krabby Patty

  • and no one's gonna stop me!

  • The evil Man Ray swoops down and swipes the gun away

  • and shoots all the algae.

  • And he globs onto the undersea dome.

  • And he starts sucking on the glass.

  • What's your point, kid?

  • You guys are the greatest heroes of all time.

  • And I think you should come out of retirement.

  • Listen up, you villains. I wanna eat my meatloaf!

  • xIf you don't get outta here,

  • then by the power invested in me,

  • I now pronounce you man and wife!

  • What is going on in here?!

  • You may kiss the bride!

  • [wedding march playing]

  • Did you reunite our heroes?

  • No, but I'm married.

  • Oh, this is so exciting.

  • - Hmm... I'd like a... - Wait, wait, wait, wait!

  • Hold on. I don't ever want to forget this moment.

  • That's gonna be a keeper.

  • Now let's do one with funny hats.

  • [music playing]

  • [wedding march playing]

  • Oh, yeah, let's pretend we're mad at each other.

  • [wedding march playing]

  • [laughing]

  • Somebody call heaven

  • because I think an angel's gone missing.

  • Oh, Sheldon.

  • Oh, Mrs. Krabs.

  • Oh, brother.

  • [Plankton] Attention, attention, everyone.

  • I'd like to make an announcement.

  • Mrs. Krab's, in full view of this restaurant,

  • I ask you for your hand in holy matrimony.

  • [customers] Aww.

  • Would... you marry me? [gasping]

  • Ooh.

  • Ah, that's it!

  • No more hiding in my room like a scared little kid!

  • It's time to act like a man!

  • [screaming]

  • Gasp! [screaming]

  • Please don't marry him, Mommy. Don't marry these bad, bad man.

  • I don't want you to. [crying]

  • Too late, Krabsy. We're going to be married.

  • And you're gonna be my new son!

  • [laughing]

  • Huh? What's this, honey bunch?

  • I'm flattered by your offer, really I am,

  • but I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment.

  • [laughing]

  • What is this?

  • There's somebody else isn't there?!

  • I... I... this is very uncomfortable.

  • I'll just wait in the car.

  • I don't believe this! You led me on!

  • Now, now Plankton, it's not what you think.

  • I don't wanna hear your lies!

  • You owe me for leading me on like this!

  • Give me the Krabby Patty formula and we'll call it even.

  • The formula?

  • Is that what this whole thing was about?

  • No! No, not really. I mean... not at first.

  • I- I mean uh... honey bunch?

  • Uh-oh. Oh, well.

  • Tis better to have loved and lost

  • than never to have loved at all!

[sighing]

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