I'll take you out.

But how?

Come on, Call me a realist.

But we do need a master to open the door.

Wanna bet.

Oh, how did you learn to do that?

I know things they don't teach an obedience school.

Excuse me.

I was valedictorian.

Give it up, kid.

Come on, wait a minute.

What about my leash?

You haven't lived till you try it naked.

Don't get fresh.

How about a little dinner out?

I'm not hungry.

Come on.

You dolls.

Always say that.

Forget your diet for a minute.

Let's get a little italian.

Well, I can't.

You see, I'm just so fat these days.

I looked like an english sheepdog.

What are you nuts?

You look great.

Oh, well, I mean when I was young, I had one of those great hardbodies.

What do you mean you're a kid?

I'm pushing 70 seven.

You don't look a day over five.

Really?

Do you really think so?

Well, maybe a little Chinese adds this stuff.

I know just the place.

Follow me.

Nothing fancy, But wait'll you taste their moo goo guy pants?

Great.

Hope it's on the menu.

Wait, where the dog dishes?

We don't need no dog dishes.

What are you doing?

Getting us some takeout?

How clever And green tea ice cream goes great with lobster sauce.

Oh, excuse me.

Uh, so what do you think about the world at large?

I must admit there's a certain acceleration to this leash less state.

Uh, you know when I think about it.

Samantha never let me run free or petted me or played with me.

Actually.

I never liked Samantha.

And you know, what else was?

I hate this haircut.

My butt is freezing.

But don't, yeah.

Oh, it's getting right out.

Maybe we should really get back.

Why?

It's only the shank of the evening.

Well, we really should.

All right.

No problem.

I know a shortcut through that.

Yeah, wait a minute.

What is it mud?

You never seen mud before?

It's mud.

It's when the wet stuff comes down and hits the dirt, dirt you have been sheltered.

Look, I'm not gonna lie to you.

It's not the highlight of our evening.

Just gotta grit your teeth and schloegl through it.

Come on.

Oh, no, no, no.

There is absolutely no possible way I could, mm hmm, firm yet squishy.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

Sorry.

I like it.

The Uzi goofiness of it.

It's so sensual.

It's glorious.

It's much now.

It's a wild man.

It's a joseph with totally, you know, chief.

Mm Yeah.