You are here now.

You're here now.

Your breathing is stressing me out.

This will affect the entire planet.

I know, but it's, like, so stressful.

Can I get one more ice water?

I'll get two glasses of white wine. And I don't need the judgy face.

There's a comet headed directly towards Earth.

You know how many "the world is ending" meetings we've had?

Drought, famine,  hole in the ozone.

It's so boring.