Yesterday didn't count.

Today's the day that counts. Today's today, today.

Hey! Here comes that kid with the pants!

[grunting]

[mumbling]

[grunting]

Ow!

Ooh.

Oh. Are we starting yet?

Yep. The curtains done come up on Jelly Lake.

It's pretty now!

Woo!

Buzz, buzz, buzz.

Oh!

Oh, SpongeBob!

[gasping]

There's a big, ugly jellyfish!

- There is? - And the field is empty.

Oh boy!

You'll have to carry me!

Right this way!

Buzz, buzz, buzz.

Oh, I don't know, Patrick.

I think there's something wrong with it.

Go get 'em tiger!

I kinda feel sorry for it.

Can't make it too easy.

[grunting]

Huh?

[screaming]

Not again!

[screaming]

Phew.

[screaming]

[grunting]

That's gotta hurt.

[groaning]

Is it dead?

[groaning]

Nope, it's alive!

[mumbling]

I think it just had a bad word.

It's wounded. Now's your chance to catch it!

[groaning]

[gasping]

[screaming]

[burping]

- Oh no! This is horrible! - I know, right?

I just can't catch a break.

No!

That wasn't a jellyfish! That was Squidward in disguise!

It was?

It was!

[growling]

Squidward Tentacles is the greatest camp counselor

that ever lived!

He can't end up as monster poop.

Ah!

Whoa!

Hmm.

[screaming]

[growling]

[screaming]

Sorry again, Mrs. Puff!

Nine hundred ninety nine.

[screaming]

[groaning]

[screaming]

Look at that, Plankton.

Fresh seawater, wholesome kids, running around, screaming.

What the...

Whoa!

Oh!

No!

Huh?

Whoa! Ow!

[screaming]

Hi there, Monster.

My name is SpongeBob.

You ate my camp counselor.

I'd appreciate it if you would barf him back up.

Yow!

Mmm.

Sponge cake.

Wee!

Yep.

[groaning]

Mr. Tentacles?

SpongeBob? Oh, please.

Just let me die.

Not yet.

Because there's no problem that a bubble can't solve!

[gasping]

Huh?

[screaming]

[growling]

It's incredible, campers!

But the monster appears to be expanding!

Either this is nature at its most majestic

or we're all gonna be blown to pieces!

[screaming]

Huh?

Wow.

Whoa.

[cheering]

Wow!

Huh?

[laughing]

Thanks.

Woo hoo hoo!

Yay.

[screaming]

[screaming]

[laughing]

[mumbling]