Let me know when your best friend shows up Orange until he arrives.

I'll fill in.

Yeah, I'll pair this back and forth is why we're such great friends.

I can already tell today's brainteaser challenge is gonna be great.

Yeah.

How do you figure because you're the brain and I'm the teaser.

No, I'm sorry to break it to you dude.

But that's not the kind of brain teaser we'll be dealing with today.

Now please welcome the judge of today's episode.

A spiritual enlightened animal who has spent his entire life in the woods pondering the meaning of life.

Give it up for chipmunk.

Hello.

Thank you for having me.

What's so funny?

Your voice.

Oh bad.

That's good.

Okay, I'm done.

You can talk with your normal voice now.

This is my normal voice.

Good one.

Orange.

I think that's his actual voice.

Oh oh sorry.

I accept your apology.

There's something caught in your throat.

Orange.

Let's get this over with.

I suppose.

Now allow me to share some of the knowledge I have accumulated in my cheeks.

After nine Upon the nuts of knowledge.

I'm good.

Yeah, I'll pass very well.

We'll skip straight to life's great unanswerable questions.

If you are unable to answer them, do not be discouraged.

No one ever has.

Question what if we do answer them?

You won't answer them.

They are unanswerable.

Okay.

But what if we do?

Well then you will earn a point as well as the title of most enlightened person I have ever met in.

I'm sorry I couldn't hold it and his boys I'm sorry uh let us proceed pair.

Here is your first unanswerable question.

What is the sound of one hand clapping, wow.

Oh man that's a toughie.

Yeah, I'm gonna have to be honest with you.

Chipmunk.

I have no idea.

Indeed.

No one does know what you're talking about.

I know what the sound of one hand slapping is.

Hey.

Oh my goodness!

I know he's insane right far from it.

This Orange has somehow answered one of the great unanswerable questions.

What orange I award you one point.

Also after this I'd like to pick your remarkable, remarkable brain heck go ahead and pick at it right now if you want to.

Uh what's that?

Is that a Torino?

How'd that get in there now?

Mm remarkable.

Would you stop saying that?

And what's the next question?

Ah yes if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?

Mm Okay well I guess it depends on what your definition of sound is.

Yeah that's what's easy.

The tree definitely makes a sound and it sounds like this.

Orange, What did you just slap you with a branch?

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say yes remarkable.

He really isn't.

Dude pair have some respect.

Orange has now answered two questions that haven't been answered in thousands of years.

No he didn't you heard a pair Have some respect and now for the most difficult one of all.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood pair?

I don't know.

Orange 12, remarkable.

You You seriously believe the actual answer is 12.

12.

What?

I don't know what he got all the others.

Right?

So at this point I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt.

Orange.

I hereby declare you the winner and I invite you to join my monastery.

We could learn much from you.

Can I make fun of your voice If it enables me to achieve enlightenment?

I suppose I could undergo a few more verbal barbs.

I understood like half of those words.

Let's do it.

Wonderful.

There are so many questions I want to ask you is a glass half empty or is it half full, definitely empty.

Orange remarkable.

Which came first.

The chicken or the egg?

The egg.

You're messed.

Oh did I orange remarkable.

Now tell me for this is the answer.

I wish to know the answer to most of all what is the meaning of life?

I can't tell you that.

Ha see he's a fraud, but I can show you the answer you seek is contained within the pages of this book.

Wow, I really thought he was gonna slap me with that book.

So I guess we should open it.

Well, I've been searching for this answer my entire life.

Yeah, well I've been putting up with orange my entire life.

Very well.

We will open it together.

Fine.

12.