You did that.

Oh yes.

For me.

You punched Caroline the face.

Just for me.

I punched a totally innocent Hungarian.

I know, but still no one's ever done anything like that for me before.

You lied to me.

Nothing new.

I realize.

But just for the record, you lied about having no place to go, didn't you?

This whole thing has been one big put on.

Everything with you is a fake or sham, isn't it?

I know about you.

I know about Ernie Phillips, the Knight in Shining Armor.

I know about finding yourself married and living in Akron at 16.

What difference does it make?

What difference does it make?

What difference does it make?

It's a difference between fact and fiction.

For crying out loud.

Between real and unreal between human interaction and bullshit.

Just for one squint.

Just for laughs.

Tell me the truth.

Tell me why.

For God's sake, did you come here?

Okay.

I just wanted to see what it would be like to live in that picture.

Not just the house, but the town and people life.

I've never had anything like that before.

I really didn't intend for it to get this elaborate.

It's just But everyone around here keeps treating me like I'm somebody except you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mhm.

What do you do?

Yeah, catching a bus.

Hey, this is not something we'll just walk out on, you know?

Not after all we've been through.

Yeah, Gwen, how am I supposed to get the promotion.

You gave me that Becky already thinks I've got it.

Mostly comes here tomorrow and find you on do yourself a favor, Davis.

Let it go.

Hey, we made a deal.

Yeah.

The deal also included that we got divorced, remember?

Mhm.

I'll pay you alimony.

What?

You know, you just stay and help me just through the reception tomorrow.

I'll give you 100 bucks a month for life.

Yeah.

Or until you remarry.

That's the custom, isn't it?

You're too much.

So, what do you say?

All right.

I'll stay.

Just keep your wallet in your pocket, Davis.

But I want you to have something.

I don't want your money.

I will take the furniture though.

Yeah.

Mhm.

Yeah.