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  • Yeah, that's right.

  • I need you to prioritize johnson report.

  • Get Tyler on the phone pronto.

  • No, there's an emergency things are popping.

  • Hey, I got another call coming in yellow.

  • Orange.

  • Orange.

  • Orange, buddy, I'm right here.

  • Mhm.

  • Okay, champ.

  • You gotta stop calling me what?

  • I was just trying to butter you up.

  • Not funny.

  • Okay.

  • Got to take this.

  • Hold on.

  • You've got the cob knock it off.

  • Okay, champ.

  • Look, I'm expecting a very important call.

  • I'm the ear that everybody wants to talk to Orange.

  • It's not me.

  • Oh, really?

  • It's not fine.

  • Hello?

  • I stop.

  • Stop it.

  • That I told you guys I'm waiting for an important call.

  • A kernel corn face.

  • The name is calm.

  • Hey?

  • Hey, kernel corn face.

  • That's not my name.

  • A kernel corn face.

  • Hey, what absolute you.

  • But I don't have hands.

  • That's not funny.

  • That's just stupid.

  • Why can't you just you get the cop was a shut up.

  • What did I just tell you guys?

  • You said give me a co I'm all ears.

  • I never said that.

  • I think you said you were tired of being the laughingstock.

  • Watch it.

  • Mini munchkin man.

  • Hey, that's midget munchkin man.

  • No, it's just little apple.

  • Nobody cares.

  • Just shut up, man.

  • You idiots are making my colonel's itch.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • This could be it.

  • None of you numbskulls are calling me right now, Are you know, not me?

  • Okay?

  • Because if I pick up this phone and it's someone screaming.

  • Well, yeah, I'm bringing the world of pain on each and every one of you.

  • All right.

  • Yellow.

  • What's up, huh?

  • Mhm Oh.

  • Oh wow.

  • Looks like cop.

  • Couldn't keep a pop secret.

  • Yeah, I didn't know he was the father of a unicorn.

  • Uh what?

  • Uh It's obvious he's a popcorn.

  • Okay.

  • Hey kid, Hey, I told you it's eggplant.

  • What?

  • You can't be an egg and a plant at the same time.

  • I'm not made of eggs.

  • That's over.

  • Easy for you to say your mouth, man.

  • Come on.

  • Hey, hey kid, what?

  • What knife, geez.

  • Hey kid really got scrambled.

  • Yeah, wow.

  • Did you see that?

  • That was totally brilliant.

  • Oh yeah, yeah, brilliant, wow.

  • Now that's an earful.

  • That's it.

  • The buns, the jokes, the comedic timing.

  • Your boy.

  • Perfect.

  • I'm an orange.

  • Oh no, you're not.

  • I'm not you, my friend are gonna be a star dude.

  • I can't believe they want you to be a movie star.

  • Yeah.

  • You think you could give me a part in your movie.

  • Okay.

  • But only if it's a little part.

  • I really set myself up for that one.

  • Okay, Orange, before we start production on your feature, we need to address a few things.

  • Why are you sending me fan mail already?

  • I know.

  • We just need a couple of minor changes.

  • Like what?

  • Well for starters, the hair, do you like it?

  • I style it myself.

  • Fever is the new pandemic and we know audiences will really respond to a similar dude.

  • Here you go buddy.

  • What?

  • That love it.

  • It looks like a dog's eating my head now.

  • Let's work on that voice.

  • Okay.

  • No, our studies indicate that people like british accents more than any other.

  • Yes, we need a british accent.

  • I don't governor.

  • Why didn't you say so?

  • Video?

  • That is so great.

  • Not so much.

  • That's totally what I was thinking.

  • Maybe we could just dump it.

  • Oh, we could get russell brand.

  • Love it.

  • I don't know guys.

  • Really not feeling this location.

  • I mean, I mean, oh, I've got it.

  • What do you get a tropical island here?

  • That guys, we're going to a tropical island.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh now let's meet your new cat.

  • Say hello to broccoli.

  • He's your new bad boy best friend.

  • Yo call me broth.

  • But wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute.

  • I'm oranges best friend.

  • Yeah, that's what they all say hello and check out your new little bunny.

  • It's Russel, the brussel NATO burrito.

  • Hey, that's my catchphrase.

  • Hey, quiet down.

  • I'm trying to introduce the new fruits, but those guys aren't even fruits.

  • What's the matter guys?

  • Don't you want to veg out?

  • Hey?

  • Oh those lenses were great.

  • The hipsters are gonna love it.

  • Oh, come on orange.

  • Don't you see what's happening here sort of, but everything looks kinda blurry now.

  • Not the glasses, look orange, You're not perfect, but nobody is.

  • We've all got flaws, but that's exactly what makes us special.

  • Yeah, I guess I don't listen to them.

  • Orange there.

  • Just just yeah, we're not the bad guys.

  • We're just trying to make you better.

  • You're trying to make me butter Better butter.

  • Better butter better.

  • Yeah butter.

  • Huh?

  • Get it, get it, get it.

  • What could be worse?

  • At least it's not margarine.

  • What's wrong with you?

  • Don't you know who I am?

  • Yeah.

  • You better leave him alone.

  • You've got more curves than an army.

  • Oh God.

  • Stop.

  • Stop.

  • Oh well I guess that means there won't be a sequel.

  • Don't get down on yourself.

  • Orange.

  • Besides, I don't think being a star is all it's cracked up to be.

  • What's the little Apple?

  • What?

  • I didn't hear anybody called dams captain's block starting 13 to 7 point 9999994999999999.

  • Captain Fine.

  • The fruit of prizes responding to a distress call from her sister ship, the resplendent who went silent shortly after.

  • So we're venturing into unknown territory where no fruit has gone before, you know, except for all the fruits on the other ship we're looking for.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • Mhm.

  • Yes, we're at warp, sir.

  • We should be there shortly.

  • Wait.

  • I mean, what was that little apple I met?

  • So you said shortly.

  • That's funny marshmallow.

  • This could potentially be a long and dangerous voyage, activate a genesis machine.

  • Okay.

  • Yeah.

  • Not only is the genesis machine the most powerful engine core.

  • Creative.

  • But it also plays sonic, the hedgehog.

  • So I just downloaded the last logs from the resplendent just before their distress signal.

  • They were investigating an old vessel drifting through space, video game approaching destination.

  • Now take us out of war.

  • My basket freaking so shut it off.

  • No, that means there's a ship in coming on screen.

  • Hey, look, it's just the ship we're looking for sea mission accomplished.

  • Back to sonic.

  • Their shields are still down.

  • Of course we are one happy fleet hiding in plain sight.

  • Lock phasers and fires okay.

  • Oh man, I do it.

  • Yeah, raise fine.

  • No red alert.

  • Mhm.

  • Captain, who's there, bananas, bananas, Boom, Captain, this is no type.

  • Er doc dot joke.

  • Well, if you're not a knock knock joke and you're not a blue hedgehog.

  • I don't see the point shields are out and the warp drive fried.

  • We're dead in the water.

  • It'll take days to fix my ain't fine.

  • No shields.

  • No worf.

  • Okay, I need you to faster there.

  • This captain thing is easy.

  • What do you think I am Some sort of mr fix it.

  • I we're being hailed sir, corn.

  • I'm busy.

  • What do you want?

  • Are you here to kill us?

  • Because that's not how this show works.

  • Oh, you're in no position to negotiate.

  • Captain, I'll do much worse than kill you.

  • I'll hurt you.

  • I'll take the one thing that means the most to you in this world.

  • Your shit.

  • Mm?

  • Uh what's going on?

  • He's gonna take our shep.

  • Uh Like I care about that.

  • Really?

  • Yeah.

  • Really?

  • Then I demand you hand over all manuals and games with your genesis machine genesis.

  • What's that?

  • Don't insult my intelligence orange.

  • I shall leave you as I have frozen, drifting in space for all eternity, buried alive.

  • Bear it there.

  • That's better.

  • Did he just hang up on me?

  • Yes sir.

  • Lock onto genesis.

  • Quite logical handing him the video games captain.

  • Now you'll leave and weekend.

  • Mhm.

  • Yeah.

  • Did you hear something?

  • Never mind prepare for war.

  • Hey?

  • They're trying to escape with the genesis.

  • Machine block on an open fire french.

  • That's a terrible idea.

  • Just do it.

  • We're taking fire, raise shields, fire again.

  • Fire again.

  • Yeah.

  • Then fire back.

  • Yeah.

  • Their shields are down there, locking onto our bridge to get on the transporter pads.

  • I'm sending you coordinates.

  • Fascinating plans sir.

  • We can board them and take the ship from the inside, nope.

  • Energize.

  • Yeah, we'll use them to block enemy fire.

  • Oh well it worked.

  • Yeah.

  • This tail them.

  • Hey?

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