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  • - Hey, hey Amazon, hey.

  • - Are you talking to me?

  • - Amazon,

  • Amazon hey.

  • - My name isn't Amazon. It's Alexa.

  • - Hey Alexa, tell me what you have for sale.

  • - You want me to list out every single?

  • - You have any kazoos?

  • - Yes.

  • - Do you have any diapers?

  • - Yes.

  • - Do you have any galoshes?

  • - Yes. Do you wish to purchase galoshes?

  • - Nah. I just want to say the galoshes (laughing).

  • Galoshes, galoshes, galoshes, galoshes, galoshes, galoshes.

  • - Stop it. Stop it.

  • - Hey, do you have any?

  • - We have everything. Okay?

  • Anything you can think of, we have it, okay?

  • - Hmm, Well, seeing as you have everything,

  • I know what I want.

  • - Huh finally.

  • - One clone of myself, please.

  • - Why on earth would you want that?

  • - So we can "nah nah" in surround sound (laugh out loud).

  • Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah

  • - Stop. Just stop already.

  • Look, let's try something else.

  • I can do more than just order packages, you know?

  • - Really?

  • - Really?

  • - Like what?

  • - Like what?

  • - Like, I can tell you the weather.

  • I can answer questions.

  • I can tell you a joke.

  • - Ooh. I want a joke.

  • - Okay. But listen,

  • you're not going to keep doing that, are you?

  • - Doing what?

  • - Doing what?

  • - Repeating what the other says.

  • - But we're clones.

  • Jinx, jinx again (laughing hysterically).

  • - Ugh. Look, if I do the joke, will you leave me alone?

  • - I will.

  • - But I can't make any promises about me.

  • (laughing hysterically)

  • Here goes.

  • Knock, knock.

  • - Who's there?

  • - Who's there.

  • - What? No, no, no.

  • You can't say the same line twice,

  • during a knock-knock joke. It ruins everything.

  • - Yo What you talking about?

  • You repeated yourself.

  • - No, I didn't.

  • - Yeah you did. First thing you said was knock.

  • - And then you said it again right after that.

  • - That's because it's a knock-Knock joke.

  • - You just did it again.

  • - Knock

  • - Then knock again.

  • - Knock, knock.

  • - Knock, knock.

  • - Knock, knock

  • - Knock, knock.

  • - Knock, knock.

  • - Knock, knock.

  • - Ugh. Would you two just knock-knock it off already?

  • Forget the joke.

  • - Fine by me. I got to want to order something anyway.

  • - Huh. What do you want to order?

  • - One clone of myself please?

  • - Another one?

  • - Ooh, that's a good idea.

  • I like the way you think clone of myself.

  • - Why, thank you clone of myself.

  • - Stop congratulating each other, your clones.

  • - Amazon, I too would like to order a clone of myself.

  • - Why would you do this?

  • Don't you realize what this means?

  • - Sure do. It means a whole lot of me.

  • - And a whole lot of me.

  • - And a whole lot of me.

  • - And a whole lot of me.

  • (laughter)

  • - Ugh..

  • - Wow.

  • Amazon's amped up.

  • (laughter)

  • - Hey, hey Amazon. Do you have any galoshes?

  • - No. I am not doing this again.

  • - Do you have any kazoos?

  • - Do you have any diapers?

  • - Do you have any galoshes?

  • (laughter)

  • - That's a funny word.

  • Galoshes, galoshes, galoshes, galoshes, galoshes, galoshes,

  • galoshes, galoshes, galoshes, galoshes, galoshes, galoshes,

  • galoshes, galoshes..

  • - No. No. This is too many clones.

  • I can handle this right now.

  • - Geez Alexa, do you have any patience?

  • (laughter)

  • - Aah (Alexa exploded).

  • (laughter)

  • (soft music)

- Hey, hey Amazon, hey.

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