Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles It's time for Bikini Bottom mukbang, so feast your eyes on what these fish are feasting on. I'm going to need you to bring me one of everything on the menu. Excellent choice, my darling. Coming right up! He wants one of everything. Then we'll give him a smorgasbord! The future of the Krusty Krab is at stake! Try the Krusty Kelp Dog, sir! The Buttered Barnacles are a touch of heaven. The Powdered Driftwood is exquisite. - Fresh Sludge Pudding? - More Diet Red Tide? - Some Fried Flotsam? - Please, gentlemen! Leave me to finish my work in peace. [shouting] [belching] [sizzling] [popping] Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom! Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom! [belching] Burp. [laughing] Free patties for everyone! [cheering] [spitting] [booing] Fools! Have you no taste buds? [sniffing] Hmm... Well, Bubble Bass? What do you think? This is pretty good. Only one thing... you forgot the pickles! [gasping] I've got to make sure you get your nutrition, so I'm not leaving until you eat every single bite. [chomping] [belching] [sighs] That's the stuff. A glass of warm snail milk. [sighs, glass breaks] I must act! Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! My ice cream! It's alive! [screams] I can almost taste it! Boy, crime fighting sure makes me hungry, and this yellow popsicle hits the spot! Okay, uh, good luck with all that, Patrick, and, uh, I guess I'll see you later! [high-pitched voice] Dinner! [making silly noises] [sighs] Didn't think I was gonna be able to eat all that. You mean... this is mine? Of course, it was your birthday. When? Last night, silly. Oh! Thanks, buddy! Hey, wanna share it? Sure, pal. [disgusted groan] Here's a fresh batch of cookies. All right! Rewards, huh? Well, yeah, there's... eh... Well, let's see, we, uh... we went over the jazz... Oh, Grandma, I'm full. More cookies! [vacuum cleaner noise] Oh, I'm warning you! Aah... Don't! Aah... Stop it! Don't! [gasps] [creaking] [screams] [screams] [screams] [screams] You're a crazy person! [mooing] [buzzing] [sighs] There is nothing better than the taste of natural jelly from a jellyfish. See you later! Oh... Yum! [moaning and chewing] Oh, yeah! Mm...! Hey, buddy, what the heck is that? Why, this is a hole, good sir. You see, I am a sponge, and we typically-- Not that. That! It's just a little ol' Krabby Patty smothered in jellyfish jelly. I call it a "Krabby Patty with jellyfish jelly." Could I try some? Sure! Amazing! We're doomed! Special delivery from the chef. For your dining pleasure. Two double Krabby Patties cooked to perfection, complemented by a side of coral bits and a jumbo diet soda. Topped off with a little extra love. [panting] [grunting] Enjoy! [sighs] It's the little details that they really appreciate, isn't it, Squidward? [groaning] Oh, yeah. You really touched his life. All right, what's going on in there? Hey! That looks like a sandwich to me! But not just a sandwich. It's a... Chum-Wich. Mm...! Now that's a sandwich! [cash register dinging] A little texture never hurt. There we go. This sundae's gonna taste great! Aren't you going to help me, Gary? Gary? Oh, well. More for me! Over the lips and through the gums, look out tapeworm, here it comes! Get ready, Tapey. [laughs] [sighs] Yum yum, this spaghetti sure is good. Belch! Meatball. Meatball. Spaghetti underneath. Ravioli. Ravioli. Great Barrier Reef. Give me that. Mm, mm, mm... Mmh... Mmh...! Why, it tastes so good! I think I'd like to try it a second time! [disgusted groans] Mm... Mm... [laughing] How's a Krabby Patty with extra cheese sound? [gasps] Give me! Not yet. First, I have to know... Can you pay for it? - Oh, yeah, I can pay for it. - Good boy. [wheezing] Yes! Yes! I admit it, SpongeBob! I love Krabby Patties! I knew it all along, Squidward. No one can resist a Krabby Patty! Squidward! How many are you eating? Squidward! [laughing maniacally] Squidward, you can't eat all those patties at one time! Squidward! What's going to happen? Am I going to blow up? No, worse. It'll go right to your thighs. My thighs? And then you'll blow up. [sirens blaring] [laughs] Yeah... I remember my first Krabby Patty.